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    jjgold
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    Shari I Love You: I Am Crying Writing This

    Cannot say it to you on the phone, too embarrassed

    Its easier behind a keyboard

    I think about you everyday and this time of the year around electric fire places eating marshmallows

    Holding hands in the park, going on a swing set together

    romantic candle light diners

    gambling talks

    cuddling

    water beds...jelly, showers, baths

    Love Mike
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    Coach, you know Shari is obese right?

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    do sbr decreasing traffic? whats with this

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    Too many circus peanuts in your trick or treat bag. Sugar is s a helluva drug.

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    The gold man

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    Jelly

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    jjgold
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    Love is funny
    6000 miles away from her
    Only 7 phone calls in 2 years
    Never saw a photo
    I guess you just know

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Love is funny
    6000 miles away from her
    Only 7 phone calls in 2 years
    Never saw a photo
    I guess you just know
    You need to find her and record every minute of the adventure. It's time.

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    And today on As The Jew Turns...

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    Emotions running wild again, always creeping back in... love is too powerful, sometimes you just have to give in. If at first you don't succeed..........

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    Mr KLC
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    Stop reading off those damn Hallmark cards, JJ!

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    Jelly? so romantic.

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    How cute jj the big cuddly bear dreaming of his little cub.

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    jjgold
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    DoubleJ I like how that sounds

    I need to hold rod and emotions in check before I write something stupid here and blow it

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    doublej95
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    Your doing good coach I'm sure she is getting hot and bothered with your romance savy

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    jjgold
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    DoubleJ........no I better not write it

    Lets say I am getting fired up

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    opie1988
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    This is so awesome to read. I knew you two were meant to be 2 years ago, timing was just off.

    You two had the right love at the wrong time.

    Now, nothing can stand in your way. Coach....would you be willing to adopt Shari-s son and raise him as your own?

    I think you & Shari have only just begun...

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    Coach, not to bring u back down to earth but u cant even keep yourself in check most the time so how u proposing to work in with Shari when she has a 'moment'...

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    what a sad life ,crying to a women he never met.u need to get out and get a life maybe u might find a lonely women who is desperate for love just like u

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is so awesome to read. I knew you two were meant to be 2 years ago, timing was just off.

    You two had the right love at the wrong time.

    Now, nothing can stand in your way. Coach....would you be willing to adopt Shari-s son and raise him as your own?

    I think you & Shari have only just begun...

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    I am thinking maybe videos of therapy sessions? This would add years to your shtick.

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    Just think of how warm you would have been with Shari during the snow storm last week jj.

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    Word on the streets is she is 400 lbs with a whole lot of armpit hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Word on the streets is she is 400 lbs with a whole lot of armpit hair
    But she's a raconteur extraordinairre and makes her own clothing. She can tell JJ stories while she crafts herself a stunning tent to wear out when they go to the Waffle House.

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    Man this is embarrassing
    I went public
    Some taking shots at me

    Oiler man I have nothing else
    These love fantasies keep me happy

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    Br0nxer
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man this is embarrassing
    I went public
    Some taking shots at me

    Oiler man I have nothing else
    These love fantasies keep me happy


    You prikk

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxkx-...eature=related

    Shari: Michael Jack need's your lovin

    wedding songs for Michael Jack and Shari http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7nO0...eature=related


    "I like it, I like it", Michael Jack really really likes it"






    Michael Jack: "You like it"===Debarge

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cannot say it to you on the phone, too embarrassed


    So instead you spill your guts in front of the whole forum.

    Good stuff Coach.

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cannot say it to you on the phone, too embarrassed

    Its easier behind a keyboard
    ...and the music hits! Go!!!!

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    Didnt you make a meltdown video over her a while back? Someone find it and post it.....

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    jjgold
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    I just broke down again reading thread

    In a mood today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Word on the streets is she is 400 lbs with a whole lot of armpit hair

    Nah, she posted pics, she's about 100 lbs. Very skinny.

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