View Poll Results: What do you do?

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  • I let them kill my family

    4 44.44%

  • I eat out my Mom and jack off my Dad

    5 55.56%
  1. 10-27-11 06:29 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    What would you do in this situation???

    You go home after having a couple drinks with the boys and you find that a group of guys have have taken your family hostage at gun point. You don't have time to react because as soon as you walk in the house you have a gun to the back of your head.

    These guys, let's say there is 5 of them have your whole family - your parents, brothers, sisters, wife, kids, EVERYBODY.

    Then they tell you they will kill everybody in your family unless you eat your Mom's pussy and jack off your dad. Do you do it or let all of your family members be killed???
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  2. 10-27-11 06:30 PM #2
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    What.



    The.



    Funk.


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  3. 10-27-11 06:33 PM #3
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    this is some sick shit
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  4. 10-27-11 06:57 PM #4
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  5. 10-27-11 08:44 PM #5
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    Question 3D...

    Would they let me use a dental dam?
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  6. 10-27-11 09:22 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Question 3D...

    Would they let me use a dental dam?
    Drink, no dental dam allowed.

    Also, you have to eat out your mom unil she has an orgasm!!!
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  7. 10-27-11 10:32 PM #7
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    i would shoot all my familiy members Keyser Soze style, them kill the bad guys.
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  8. 10-28-11 01:26 AM #8
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    here's a better question

    Ok, here's another riddle.

    A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
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  9. 10-28-11 02:48 AM #9
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    Wow, whatever you are smokin' must be some powerful shit!
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  10. 10-28-11 02:58 AM #10
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    unfortuantly for the intruders, i would round house the guy with the gun to the back of my head, pull out my own piece and blow away the 4 other intruders and then make the guy suck off my gun until it blows his brains out literally. any questions?
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  11. 10-28-11 04:11 AM #11
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    how many drinks have you had tonight
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  12. 10-28-11 04:18 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    how many drinks have you had tonight
    Nah, this ain't alcohol-powered. Me thinks that Senor Diggity did a little too much skiing tonight.
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  13. 10-28-11 04:35 AM #13
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  14. 10-28-11 02:32 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekMadden View Post
    here's a better question

    Ok, here's another riddle.

    A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
    The ugly one.
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  15. 10-28-11 04:28 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekMadden View Post
    here's a better question

    Ok, here's another riddle.

    A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
    Mothman.
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  16. 10-28-11 04:54 PM #16
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    diarrhea
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  17. 10-28-11 05:28 PM #17
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  18. 10-28-11 06:49 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemoralizdDreamr View Post
    LOL - I love this pic
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  19. 10-28-11 09:01 PM #19
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    I can't believe that 4 people chose to let their family members die. Unreal.
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  20. 10-28-11 11:28 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmdubya View Post

    Mothman.
    Wrong! The ugly one..
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  21. 10-29-11 03:03 AM #21
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    its seems like your nightmare you see every night
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