[bettilimbroke999]

I feel like Im tryin out for a fukin movie role every time Im out on a date or talkin to a woman. But when Im "myself" the women ditch me and call me a selfish jerk. When Im completely full of shit and act "romantic" like I want something other than a hole to stick my rooster into they hang around.

How the **** do guys keep this bullshit up, it makes me sick to my stomach when I talk to a girl, trying to be charming and pretend like I give a **** about her when all I can think about is doing some of the hardcore nasty things to her that I saw on youporn.com

The last date I was on we were makin out and she asked me like what I want her for and I just told her I wanted her for sucking my rooster, she got up and left and told me I was an immature jackass that needed a whore. Now I've got my rooster in my hand instead of her wet holes bc I was honest, holy fuk I get tired of playin the game

GUYS WANT PUSSY! THAT'S IT LADIES! NO FUCKIN GUY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU OR SPEND TIME WITH YOU, HE WANTS INSIDE ANY HOLES YOU WILL GIVE HIM ACCESS TO AND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE UNTIL HE GETS BORED AND GETS ACCESS TO A DIFFERENT HOLE! LOVE IS A FUKIN JOKE, LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN YOU COULD EVER REASONABLY HOPE TO **** AND WANT TO PUT THAT PUSSY ON LOCKDOWN BC YOU CANT DO ANY BETTER!

[onetrickpony]

wait so ur saying guys only want pussy, nothing else?

[P.F.Kasooff]

you have a small rooster, right ?

[bettilimbroke999]

I have a nice sized rooster, I just get tired of goin out with women that are dumb (99% of all women if not a 100%) and expected to want to converse and interact with them just bc I want to stick my dick in their holes

Get in the fukin kitchen and make me some dinner then enjoy a throatfull of manmeat and go to bed ya stupid slut!

[onetrickpony]

I have a nice sized rooster, I just get tired of goin out with women that are dumb (99% of all women if not a 100%) and expected to want to converse and interact with them just bc I want to stick my dick in their holes Get in the fukin kitchen and make me some dinner then enjoy a throatfull of manmeat and go to bed ya stupid slut!

i can tell ur really good with the ladies, can u teach me?

[paco]

I have a nice sized rooster, I just get tired of goin out with women that are dumb (99% of all women if not a 100%) and expected to want to converse and interact with them just bc I want to stick my dick in their holes Get in the fukin kitchen and make me some dinner then enjoy a throatfull of manmeat and go to bed ya stupid slut!

Just go to the stripclub then.

[bettilimbroke999]

i can tell ur really good with the ladies, can u teach me?

Why do women think men line up to pay for dates....they are paying for sex, thats it. I like my guy friends but Im not gonna pay for their fuckin dinner and movies just bc I like them, Im gonna pay for a girl in hopes of eventually gettin in her holes

Hey babe, hows it goin sweetheart, hey lets go to dinner and a movie...

Translation:

I WANT IN YOUR FUKIN BOX YA DUMB WHORE, JUST SPREAD UR FUKIN LEGS AND LET ME GET RID OF SOME OVERSTOCKED JIZZ SO I CAN GET BACK TO WATCHING TV AND GIVIN MY MONEY AWAY TO COSTA RICAN BOOKIES!

[BigDan]

it probably in your best interest to continue lying...

[bettilimbroke999]

Just go to the stripclub then.

Those women have STDs and mangled pussies as they get creampied by 10k strangers with HIV on a daily basis. Id rather jackoff than put my rooster in their run through diseased boxes

I just want one normal girl that I can have a sexual relationship with, but not have to bullshit her like Im trying to have an emotional relationship with her

[itchypickle]

So you're basically saying women are a vagina wrapped in 105 lbs or so of useless skin and bones......


Genius!

[paco]

Those women have STDs and mangled pussies as they get creampied by 10k strangers with HIV on a daily basis. Id rather jackoff than put my rooster in their run through diseased boxes I just want one normal girl that I can have a sexual relationship with, but not have to bullshit her like Im trying to have an emotional relationship with her

Get an illegal. Tell her just to have sex, no talk, and u will stay with her till she gets her citizenship. Fucken easy.

[itchypickle]

Those women have STDs and mangled pussies as they get creampied by 10k strangers with HIV on a daily basis. Id rather jackoff than put my rooster in their run through diseased boxes

As opposed to the girl you expect to just open and insert on command from every guy that buys her a $9 entre' from Applebees and orders a water with it?


Not sure how old you are but my advice would be hit the gym/track or a grocery store.....either will have a plentiful stock of the girls either recently out of a relationship and staying in great shape to get that rebound hookup or the mid 20 something recently divorced and desperate to find a new guy quick or a bored housewife who'll be up for a fling.

Good luck in the hunt pal

[8ArIvd5]

here's the deal.

you pretend to enjoy the date/spending time with her then enjoy the sex.

she enjoys the date/spending time with you then pretends to enjoy the sex.

case closed.

[onetrickpony]

here's the deal. you pretend to enjoy the date/spending time with her then enjoy the sex. she enjoys the date/spending time with you then pretends to enjoy the sex. case closed.

[BigDan]

As opposed to the girl you expect to just open and insert on command from every guy that buys her a $9 entre' from Applebees and orders a water with it?


l

[bettilimbroke999]

Get an illegal. Tell her just to have sex, no talk, and u will stay with her till she gets her citizenship. Fucken easy.

Does seem very logical

Points awarded

[ZetaPsi808]

here's the deal.

you pretend to enjoy the date/spending time with her then enjoy the sex.

she enjoys the date/spending time with you then pretends to enjoy the sex.

case closed.

[bettilimbroke999]

here's the deal.

you pretend to enjoy the date/spending time with her then enjoy the sex.

she enjoys the date/spending time with you then pretends to enjoy the sex.

case closed.

EPIC POST!!!!

You have been awarded 20 points and received a nomination

[JMobile]

999, where do you find these girls pal? At a church?
I think you're talking with the wrong girls. If you want to "Hit it and Quit it", you gotta look at how they dress (if they dress near hoochie), listen how they speak, and see if they flirt with their body. You should be home free with that. Don't let them ask you the questions, you ask the questions. Be in command to get them horny.
Good luck!

[VegasInsider]

I love this thread!

Most guys just want twat. I'm one of those guys, but I actually do take a genuine interest in a woman, but only until I find out that I'm not going to date her. Once I make the notion that she's just a bunch of wet and tight holes...interest is lost and I'm focused on the D in V

[bettilimbroke999]

Im not askin for much, I just want to be on the level with a girl. Hey you're the best box I could find to shove my rooster into, I'll pay for your dinners and movies but Im not gonna put on a fukin show like Im fallin in love with you when I just have you around to cook and ****

[excel]

If you had enough money, you could say anything you want to them and they would still at least pretend to like you. Just imagine if you had 200million and your girl knew it and you said "I want you for sucking my rooster." Would she have still walked out and never came back? Answer: fuk no ...moral of story... play the mega millions when the jackpot is high, it might be your only chance of getting a stable woman.

[VegasInsider]

Im not askin for much, I just want to be on the level with a girl. Hey you're the best box I could find to shove my rooster into, I'll pay for your dinners and movies but Im not gonna put on a fukin show like Im fallin in love with you when I just have you around to cook and ****

Thats the American Dream! Just tell a broad exactly what she's there for. Take it or leave it cuntbags.

[King Mayan]

Broke999, you fakking hamburger...

[bettilimbroke999]

Have you guys ever seriously talked to a woman? I mean sat down and actually tried to have a long conversation with them over dinner? I swear I almost ran to my car got my fukin .357 out and blew my fukin brains out it was so painful! I wanted the pain to end, I wanted to just tell her **** this bullshit look your meal is gettin paid for, lets just finish eating and you tell me how many meals Im gonna have to pay for before I get in your pants

[bettilimbroke999]

Broke999, you fakking hamburger...

Mayan do u have a hot illegal relative? Tell her I've got a way she can "earn" her citizenship

Make sure shes got some nice , I dont like to suck on a girls A cups and pretend theres there.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Bet, you need to learn how to do this right. When I was single, I use to play the guy whose afraid to get hurt, because he wears his heart on his sleeve. I'd play it so well that girls would be dying to get me. Show a little hesitation to move forward, and it will bring out their aggressive side and the rest is history. This won't work if you look banged up though...best of luck!

[ZetaPsi808]

Bet, you need to learn how to do this right. When I was single, I use to play the guy whose afraid to get hurt, because he wears his heart on his sleeve. I'd play it so well that girls would be dying to get me. Show a little hesitation to move forward, and it will bring out their aggressive side and the rest is history. This won't work if you look banged up though...best of luck!

higher, can you elaborate on this for us

[onlooker]

Build a rotation, and you will be all set. Also remember, the rotation can change at anytime, and they may need to go to the bullpen. Always be on the look out for new recruits. Have fun.

[bettilimbroke999]

Bet, you need to learn how to do this right. When I was single, I use to play the guy whose afraid to get hurt, because he wears his heart on his sleeve. I'd play it so well that girls would be dying to get me. Show a little hesitation to move forward, and it will bring out their aggressive side and the rest is history. This won't work if you look banged up though...best of luck!

Afraid to get hurt....c'mon! You either workout daily, are rich, or are an Oscar worthy actor. If I even tried to tell a girl that I was afraid of being hurt I wouldnt be able to keep a straight face. Yea babe Im not sure Im ready to pull my dick out and shove it in your pussy, thats what me and my ex did and Im afraid of being hurt again

Build a rotation, and you will be all set. Also remember, the rotation can change at anytime, and they may need to go to the bullpen. Always be on the look out for new recruits. Have fun.

[wtf]

forget about american women

set your sights abroad

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Obviously you don't tell them you don't want to get hurt...guy, you really sound amateurish...or just plain desperate. Single women can be just as much of a hunter as single men, if you soften up your approach and give 'em a chance. However, you sound so aggressive that it naturally raises their defense. Not sure if you can be helped.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

tip for Zeta, if you want to last longer...put on a movie in the background...you'd be surprised how long you'd last with a movie like Rain Man playing in the background...

[ZetaPsi808]

we need help on this strategy... I use to play the guy whose afraid to get hurt, because he wears his heart on his sleeve.

[bettilimbroke999]

Obviously you don't tell them you don't want to get hurt...guy, you really sound amateurish...or just plain desperate. Single women can be just as much of a hunter as single men, if you soften up your approach and give 'em a chance. However, you sound so aggressive that it naturally raises their defense. Not sure if you can be helped.

I just like the pussy, has nothing to do with bein desperate, Id just like pussy on a daily basis, I've had plenty of sex I just get tired of playing the emotional mind games in order to get between a chicks legs. If you pay for all the dates she should just understand that there's something expected in return, women want all these dates paid for like the guy really wants their company, **** her company, her company is a fukin headache, I want in between her legs