[JohnGalt2341]

Only Waffle House girls for me

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Dated as boyfriend/ girlfriend. No. Went out together either to a restaurant, bar or party. Yea. I used to bang out a few different hooters chicks. One of my best friends managed the hooters in our mall and I used to run through free beer, food and waitresses. Damn life was good during those years. Haha

[JMobile]

This thread hits home for me. No lie, I married a hooters girl...we've been married for a few years now and have a kid. She's no longer a hooters girl, now she's just some chick that yells at me 24/7, who'll eventually have half my money.

How long ago was this? in 2011, some chicks become goldiggers. If this was not too long ago, has your wife ever shared to you about how many times she was being asked out and why she settled with you?

MoneyShot: Thanks for the luck, brah! I don't think many posters here understand fully the deal here. I just want to hit it and quit it. Totally different challenge than what's going on in your thread. If I pursue this, I hope to post pics, brah!

Everyone else, I appreciate the "lol burials" I am getting. I was expecting it. I'm not use to this place and I don't quite understand what these girls will do for a fat tip. I didn't tip our waitress anything more than the standard amount for any restaurant. The whole Ketchup thing, I didn't know they do that. The first time I went, they never did. Totally different experience this 2nd time. So yeah, I deserve the LOLs for that.

Also, I am more interested in others who had access to hooking up with one of those waitress. I want stories, details, and your strategies. The whole world stereotype these Hooters girls as escorts/sluts in uniforms but I never underestimate all of them. I think it would be a whole new adventure to date one of them. I mean who wouldn't want some huge juggs in your face being motorboat? I do! I do!

And, the pic that was posted in post#1 IS NOT HER! I just found that pic on motherfuking Google to advertise this thread and get you guys motivated to support in any way. I am talking to guys right? This is SBR where us degens help each other out even if it sounds funny? If or when I do manage to pick something up with this chick, I'll post a pic of what she really looks.

PS: Fade Landers today, that fukker cost me the Ravens! I had them in a teaser and was the last team I needed to cash.

[ngates815]

How old are you 22? 21?

[will2survive]

My kid cousin was a hooters girl going to the University of South Carolina. She's all about studying not a wh&re. Some girls work there to make a living

[ngates815]

My kid cousin was a hooters girl going to the University of South Carolina. She's all about studying not a wh&re. Some girls work there to make a living

Good one pal.

[RubberKettle]

I'll pass on the Hooters girls. Most are cake face push up hoes anyhow.

If Im out to dinner with the guys and waitress is cute I'll pay here absolutely no mind during the service, leave a normal tip and write my # on the receipt

Something like Name/ Red shirt (or whatever I was wearing)/ Phone #

This has worked a few times for me, even banged one that night.

Good luck guy

[Ice House]

i like hooters

[Salmon Steak]

I use to work at a hooters in college. Hooked up with a few of them. They do that ketchup thing all the time. They flirt with their customers for bigger tips. That is just kinda the whole idea. Everybody goes out of there thinking they have a chance. They get hit on all the time. I have seen girls hook up with customers (girls and guys)... but rarely.
Once, this girl had her long time boyfriend come in to eat. Without her knowing, this other guy she was banging on the side came in with some flowers. You should have seen her face. So funny watching her try to get him out of there without her boyfriend noticing.

[TheCentaur]

Yep. Hot sluts with issues for the most part.

[JMobile]

How old are you 22? 21?

Around there, yeah.

My kid cousin was a hooters girl going to the University of South Carolina. She's all about studying not a wh&re. Some girls work there to make a living

This Hooters is not next to a big Uni. But there is a Community College right near.

I'll pass on the Hooters girls. Most are cake face push up hoes anyhow.

If Im out to dinner with the guys and waitress is cute I'll pay here absolutely no mind during the service, leave a normal tip and write my # on the receipt

Something like Name/ Red shirt (or whatever I was wearing)/ Phone #

This has worked a few times for me, even banged one that night.

Good luck guy

I was thinking about that, but the last time I did that to some chick from Chillis, never got a called. LOL

I use to work at a hooters in college. Hooked up with a few of them. They do that ketchup thing all the time. They flirt with their customers for bigger tips. That is just kinda the whole idea. Everybody goes out of there thinking they have a chance. They get hit on all the time. I have seen girls hook up with customers (girls and guys)... but rarely.
Once, this girl had her long time boyfriend come in to eat. Without her knowing, this other guy she was banging on the side came in with some flowers. You should have seen her face. So funny watching her try to get him out of there without her boyfriend noticing.

Do most of them have requirements to date their customers? Come on pal, you seem to be close here.

[cant call it]

Some girls I used to penetrate from school started working at a local hooters. But no I have never picked a girl up from hooters. I would use this line, and she will give you a big smile, or maybe throw beer in your face.

Ask her "What time do you get off?"

No matter what time she says....

Ask her "Can I watch?"

Get it Jmo!

[cant call it]

i like hooters

Nice contribution. Get that post count up ICE.

[hawley]

come on bro this is SBR not some classy forum

Edit the thread title to "has anyone ever dated a girl" and you will get some genuine responses.

[cant call it]

Funny story about what used to be our local hooters, I heard rumors that there was a prostitution ring being run out of the place, and turned out to be true.
Imagine a corporate trainer telling employees to suck a rooster or fukk a customer if the price is right.
http://www.onpointnews.com/NEWS/hoot...e-for-15k.html
^^see the 2nd story on this page

God dammit I love it when people still act like its a free country, its just beautiful.
I agree the place should turn into a true old fashioned sawdust-on-the-floor whore house.
Of course with beer and wings.

[james4512]

i go to hooters all the time... my boss is like celebrity there and all the girls like surround us cant complain great looking chicks giving us all the attention

[flipside2469]

Yea, she was definitely not hitting on you. They make their rounds writing their name on a paper towel to keep tabs on who has been to the table in case a customer needed something. That's why you should have a paper towel with a bunch of names on it. Poor saps think they're getting hit on. It's hilarious to watch. I like the wings, sports games, and that's why I go. My son (18 mos.) loves , and he's a chick magnet, that's why I bring him along.

Thanks for reminding me, Burbank on Friday it is.

[JMobile]

Yea, she was definitely not hitting on you. They make their rounds writing their name on a paper towel to keep tabs on who has been to the table in case a customer needed something. That's why you should have a paper towel with a bunch of names on it. Poor saps think they're getting hit on. It's hilarious to watch. I like the wings, sports games, and that's why I go. My son (18 mos.) loves , and he's a chick magnet, that's why I bring him along.

Thanks for reminding me, Burbank on Friday it is.

Tell us how it goes. If you manage to get pics, that would be awesome! I live in San Diego.

Cant Call It: Thanks for your support, brah!

Hawley: Well, where else would I ask. Us degens here have a hard case of fails in this section. I was hoping to fade them.

So its settled that she wasn't hitting on me with the Ketchup. Got one thing that I was confirming from this thread.
I think the best way to assemble something is to come in again and know the chick and ask about things outside of work and charm her up. Hell, it worked for the other girls and moms I banged.

[Bengals28]

Me and my boy went up there one night to get some food and there was a girl he knew who worked there that came and sat by him. Well this black chick who was her coworker came and sat by me and we all just talked. When it was time to bio she wrote her number down on a napkin saying she wanted to hangout later. Turns out the chick PAID for a hotel for my boy and her to go get it on the next night. My boy thought I would be mad at him. I laughed and told him she was obviously a whore and thanks for saving me from the clap lol

[TheCentaur]

Tell us how it goes. If you manage to get pics, that would be awesome! I live in San Diego.

Cant Call It: Thanks for your support, brah!

Hawley: Well, where else would I ask. Us degens here have a hard case of fails in this section. I was hoping to fade them.

So its settled that she wasn't hitting on me with the Ketchup. Got one thing that I was confirming from this thread.
I think the best way to assemble something is to come in again and know the chick and ask about things outside of work and charm her up. Hell, it worked for the other girls and moms I banged.

This is what will happen next:

She will make it seem you are making progress and eventually give you a phone number. You will call and call but will never get an answer so u become even more obsessed and have to go to Hooters even more, giving her more tips. She will dance around you, never letting you get on base all the while collecting ridiculous tips from you. Once she feels she has made good money off of you and starts to sense you are losing patience or pissed off she will get her manager to ask you to quit harassing her.

This shocks you into reality, because all this time you thought she was a special person but just a little hard to get. You realize with a heavy heart it's over, and may have never began in the first place. Before you leave the restaurant with a mixture of embarassment and confusion you attempt to make eye contact with her one last time, with no success. You stare longingly at the way her not too lean but not too plump buttocks squeeze and sway beneath her tight orange satin shorts. As you reluctantly break your gaze from your Angel you notice two black Hooters girls in the corner staring at you expressionlessly. Once the heavier, bug-eyed girl on the left notices you are looking back at them she lightly taps her friend's arm, the long, orange fingernails of her hand symbolizing the grotesqueness of your current situation. Uncomfortable under their gaze your eyes fall upon a cook smirking at you. He has what appears to be a two day old beard, watery, glazed over light blue eyes, and the glow of perspiration from the heat in the kitchen. He distinctly reminds you of a kid you knew in 9th grade that would always look at you a little too long and intentionally make you move around him if you were walking towards eachother. Oh shit, you think it might actually be that guy. Finally you are at the door, in your car, and on your way home.

You log on to SBR and see an announcement that Pinnacle, Matchbook, and the Greek are reentering the US market after striking a deal with the DOJ. You then enter the 5 pm daily points tourney and win 1st after your AQ offsuit sucks out against jjfold's AK of spades, and then your pocket 5s hit a river straight against Yisman's pocket 10s. He says "gg", and you say "sorry, gg". You then take a minute to think about what an up and down roller coaster ride life is.

[cant call it]

Centaur You need to write a book about this.

[babyjesus]

I used to fuk one for a while in college. She had smaller mamis that I'd originally thought.

[Inkwell77]

You log on to SBR and see an announcement that Pinnacle, Matchbook, and the Greek are reentering the US market after striking a deal with the DOJ. You then enter the 5 pm daily points tourney and win 1st after your AQ offsuit sucks out against jjfold's AK of spades, and then your pocket 5s hit a river straight against Yisman's pocket 10s. He says "gg", and you say "sorry, gg". You then take a minute to think about what an up and down roller coaster ride life is.

[bet420]

My friends girl friend worked at the hooters in Rockville, Maryland... I used to party with them, they were all pretty trashy... A good **** tho

[JMobile]

Centaur You need to write a book about this.

+1.
Centaur, what the fukk are you doing here at SBR? You should be writing movie scripts and making real money. You pretty much wrote the life of a degen. As long as I am part of this forum, I'm proud of your work. Very pretentious.
I loved it.

Bet420, so you're saying that SOME of them give it up so easy, but not on the clock?

[jjgold]

Mobile you ever get laid???

[JMobile]

Mobile you ever get laid???

Ofcourse! You can even throw in married women in their. Done them too. I just think that it's not an easy task to make this happen. I wanna try but I'm just getting hammered here like SBR hammers you down when you make a thread about your personal physical attributes.

Anyways.....

PS: Fade Landers today, that fukker cost me the Ravens! I had them in a teaser and was the last team I needed to cash.

FIU is -6

Troy is usually stout in this conference

FIU just got their asses handed to them last tuesday night on the road, do they right the ship back at home.

Only game going so there is sure to be lots of action here, lets get a consensus

You fukkers never listened to me when I told you to fade Landers yesterday. And now the burial of my thread continues. Carry on old chaps!

[TheCentaur]

+1.
Centaur, what the fukk are you doing here at SBR? You should be writing movie scripts and making real money. You pretty much wrote the life of a degen. As long as I am part of this forum, I'm proud of your work. Very pretentious.
I loved it.

Thanks man. I'll entertain any offers, I ain't got shit to do.

Oh, and gl with the Hooters girl. That was just a possible scenario.

[bet420]

+1.
Bet420, so you're saying that SOME of them give it up so easy, but not on the clock?

Some give it up easy if your their age and don't look like a sketch ball. The hottest girl their was training to become a cop. I would be chilling with them and they would be talking about how they got a 5th uti( urinary track infection)... dirty slam pigs

[mp5070]

Go for her....She is worth it

[Inkwell77]

Some give it up easy if your their age and don't look like a sketch ball. The hottest girl their was training to become a cop. I would be chilling with them and they would be talking about how they got a 5th uti( urinary track infection)... dirty slam pigs

This thread is delivering!

"Hey Mercedes, have you been checked lately? Went to the doc yesterday and he said I have another UTI, that's number 5..."

[bet420]

"I got another ******* uti" word for word.

[OTL]

The local Hooters didn't last long

Ah well, we still have Cactus Club, which are esentially the same, only with better food.

[ngates815]

Tell us how it goes. If you manage to get pics, that would be awesome! I live in San Diego. Cant Call It: Thanks for your support, brah! Hawley: Well, where else would I ask. Us degens here have a hard case of fails in this section. I was hoping to fade them. So its settled that she wasn't hitting on me with the Ketchup. Got one thing that I was confirming from this thread. I think the best way to assemble something is to come in again and know the chick and ask about things outside of work and charm her up. Hell, it worked for the other girls and moms I banged.

I'll be there Sunday for NFL games...or Seaus.

[818z_finest]

jmobile post ur cok pics, we will advise from there pal

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