1. #1
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    just ate 4 peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches

    o well, happens this time every nite, thats why im 350. Starving to death. more hungry now then i was before. I think ill eat a bag of doritos or cereal

    Tried guzzling water, didnt work, just made me even more hungry. You can't take appetite suppressants at nite or id consider it.

    Protein shake? Done there, tried that, makes me hungrier than a black guy staring at a hot blonde.

    80 percent of my calories are eaten between 12 am and 2 am

  2. #2
    CanuckG
    CanuckG's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-23-10
    Posts: 21,951
    Betpoints: 584

    cool story bro

  3. #3
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    add a quart of choc milk, half bag of doritos and 2 snicker bars to that, not done yet, got about 15 min more

  4. #4
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    WagerType:PARLAY (10 TEAMS)
    Date:Team:
    Oct 23NFL [401] CHICAGO -1½-110
    Oct 23NFL [403] WASHINGTON +2½-110
    Oct 23NFL [411] DENVER PK-110
    Oct 23NFL [413] ATLANTA +3+110
    Oct 23NFL [417] PITTSBURGH -4-110
    Oct 22CFB [363] KANSAS STATE -400
    Oct 22CFB [372] NEVADA -425
    Oct 22CFB [375] PENN STATE -190
    Oct 22CFB [382] NOTRE DAME -350
    Oct 22CFB [389] WISCONSIN -290
    Risking 5 SBR To Win 518.51 SBR

  5. #5
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679


  6. #6
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    and to top that off, i can only jerk off once or twice a day now, used to be able to up to 10 times or back to back. O well. I guess 3 am and late afternoon will have to do.

    I did just drink 2 glasses of water and 2 melatonin. Pretty sure that water is gonna make me hungry in about 5 min
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: dfberger23

  7. #7
    frizzelli
    frizzelli's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-06-10
    Posts: 8,915
    Betpoints: 12

    You look like you take big dumps.

  8. #8
    Deuce
    Eddie Mush
    Deuce's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-08
    Posts: 29,843
    Betpoints: 3519

    man, you really love attention

  9. #9
    Nats' Fan
    Nats' Fan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-30-10
    Posts: 3,057
    Betpoints: 301

    Do you ever worry about your health?

  10. #10
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    everyday dude, take more vitamins then half the forum probaly , not looking for an attention, you don't want to read or or respond then don't.

    I'll be up for a couple hours, im in like 200 contests

    No i usually take a dump 3 times a day, After i wake up, then another about 30 min after, then one more

  11. #11
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764


    NFL
    NFL
    NFL
    NFL
    NFL
    NFL
    NFL
    CFB
    8 team teaser
    [226] NY JETS -1-110 (B+6)
    [401] CHICAGO +4½-110 (B+6)
    [413] ATLANTA +9½-110 (B+6)
    [417] PITTSBURGH +2½-110 (B+6)
    [421] GREEN BAY -1½-110 (B+6)
    [423] INDIANAPOLIS +20-110 (B+6)
    [425] BALTIMORE -1½-110 (B+6)
    [389] WISCONSIN -3-110 (B+6)

    20.00 / 250.00

  12. #12
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    odds to win the 2012 super bowl xlvi
    [11] philadelphia eagles +1600

    5.00 / 80.00

  13. #13
    Grits n' Gravy
    Bigdaddyqh diddles kids
    Grits n' Gravy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-10-10
    Posts: 13,024
    Betpoints: 41120

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    everyday dude, take more vitamins then half the forum probaly , not looking for an attention, you don't want to read or or respond then don't.

    I'll be up for a couple hours, im in like 200 contests

    No i usually take a dump 3 times a day, After i wake up, then another about 30 min after, then one more
    Post a vid of you taking a dump. JJ will beat off to it and give you back to back potm award. Wipe with his rug.

  14. #14
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764


  15. #15
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9764

    how about one where i put my right leg on the top of the tub and wipe my ass with a towel. I used a towel a few months ago and i was like, wow this is better than toilet paper, save money too, one towel can last 3 or 4 days before it needs washing

  16. #16
    CanuckG
    CanuckG's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-23-10
    Posts: 21,951
    Betpoints: 584

    ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage

  17. #17
    itchypickle
    Dan Bilzerian's gunsmith
    itchypickle's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-05-09
    Posts: 21,452
    Betpoints: 5620

    Why can't you take an appetite suppressant at that hour....don't say 'it's bad for you' because so is eating 1000 calories or more at once with 800 calories from bread plus the PB pal

    And if you want an appetite suppressant just eat a handful of nuts about 7 or 9 pm

  18. #18
    phillybadboy
    phillybadboy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,383
    Betpoints: 3864


  19. #19
    GunShard
    Invest In Ethereum And Bitcoin
    GunShard's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-05-10
    Posts: 9,983
    Betpoints: 1920

    WagerType:PARLAY (8 TEAMS)
    Date: Team:
    Oct 23 NFL [405] SAN DIEGO PK-110
    Oct 23 NFL [407] SEATTLE +3-120
    Oct 23 NFL [410] TENNESSEE -3-105
    Oct 23 NFL [411] DENVER PK-110
    Oct 23 NFL [415] KANSAS CITY +3½-110
    Oct 23 NFL [420] DALLAS -725
    Oct 23 NFL [421] GREEN BAY -9-110
    Oct 24 NFL [425] BALTIMORE -8-110
    Risking 12 SBR To Win 1034.19 SBR

  20. #20
    JMobile
    CM Punk -1000.5 (100X)
    JMobile's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-10
    Posts: 19,064
    Betpoints: 26848

    And this is how this Fatso got POTM???? SBR has gone awol.

  21. #21
    shari91
    shari91's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-10
    Posts: 32,661
    Betpoints: 1689

    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage


    I'd quit if he were paid to post this nonsense about his poop.

  22. #22
    hawley
    hawley's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-10-10
    Posts: 14,270
    Betpoints: 79

    this thread is full of some of the worst calls I have read on SBR

  23. #23
    Ace_of_Spades
    Golazo De Riverrrr!
    Ace_of_Spades's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-14-09
    Posts: 13,518
    Betpoints: 79

    Maybe you have worms.

  24. #24
    neverstoppers23
    neverstoppers23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-09
    Posts: 6,302
    Betpoints: 41

    did you use goober?

  25. #25
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,659
    Betpoints: 32267

    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    ttwarrior must be paid by sbr to post this garbage
    Says the man with over 6K posts in ten months.

  26. #26
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    TTwarrior your a bad example for SBR

    We were thinking of using you next year for the face of sbr but now thinking it might not be the right choice
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: shari91

  27. #27
    Holtgetsback
    Holtgetsback's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-04-10
    Posts: 4,655
    Betpoints: 1402

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    how about one where i put my right leg on the top of the tub and wipe my ass with a towel. I used a towel a few months ago and i was like, wow this is better than toilet paper, save money too, one towel can last 3 or 4 days before it needs washing

  28. #28
    shari91
    shari91's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-10
    Posts: 32,661
    Betpoints: 1689

    4 pbj's, a quart of choc milk, half bag of doritos and 2 snicker bars

    A pro tennis player/motivational speaker/fantasy football expert's diet right there boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Most people would feel nauseous after eating 1/4 of that.... not our ttwarrior

    Bedtime snack of Champions

  29. #29
    shari91
    shari91's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-10
    Posts: 32,661
    Betpoints: 1689

    excel, please put tt on a Weeties box

    thx

  30. #30
    Hoja Verdes
    Broncos Under 7.5 Wins -105
    Hoja Verdes's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-06
    Posts: 1,403
    Betpoints: 169

    Peanut butter that late at night will make you really fat, fyi. Next time you have hunger pangs, eat a banana, wait 5 minutes, walk a half mile, then jog a half mile, then walk another half mile.

  31. #31
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,659
    Betpoints: 32267

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoja Verdes View Post
    Peanut butter that late at night will make you really fat, fyi. Next time you have hunger pangs, eat a banana, wait 5 minutes, walk a half mile, then jog a half mile, then walk another half mile.
    after all that he would still be fat though.

  32. #32
    VegasInsider
    Update your status
    VegasInsider's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-12-10
    Posts: 14,593
    Betpoints: 18

    so fukkin fat

  33. #33
    WvGambler
    WvGambler's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-19-10
    Posts: 11,618
    Betpoints: 150

    TT you gotta reel it in bro. You're gonna get chunky.

  34. #34
    BeatTheJerk
    BeatTheJerk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-07
    Posts: 31,798
    Betpoints: 84

    If you had a bleeping job and didn't live with your mom you wouldn't be up at that time loser.

  35. #35
    Roxxyfish
    finally i am on skype
    Roxxyfish's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-26-09
    Posts: 12,066

    do you know the word discipline?
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 06-09-14 at 04:51 PM. Reason: Link Not Working - Removed-)

12 Last
Top