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    no way im a doubles champion, semi pros even have trouble hitting my serves, fast, with spin, slice and don't bounce. Killer drop shot and nobody can overpower me.

    this was against a wall after about 4 or 5 hours of tennis in hot weather. Just wanted to make a vid is all

    More coming soon of me weighlifting , playing basketball and hitting on a punching bag

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    reminds us again TT, how many miles do you run a week?

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    run? about 1, jog about 2, walk about 50 , bike about 50-100, why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    run? about 1, jog about 2, walk about 50 , bike about 50-100, why?
    because youre a fat fck and i wanted to laugh at your idiotic remarks again

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    fat **** that is loaded with muscle, strength, confidence, endurance, and can whip you at just about everything probaly. Vick belongs back in prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no way im a doubles champion, semi pros even have trouble hitting my serves, fast, with spin, slice and don't bounce. Killer drop shot and nobody can overpower me.

    this was against a wall after about 4 or 5 hours of tennis in hot weather. Just wanted to make a vid is all

    More coming soon of me weighlifting , playing basketball and hitting on a punching bag
    oh boy. You are more delusional that I ever imagined.

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    It's time Walker gets odds of TT dying in one of these videos up in the SBR Sportsbook.

    I have seen pieces of glass more flexible than TT. My favorite part was when he misses the fuking board from 8 feet and hits the ball over the fence.

    Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Is Walker and they boys playing a game with us? I'm starting to think TT is someone JJ found to do really goofy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    It's time Walker gets odds of TT dying in one of these videos up in the SBR Sportsbook.

    I have seen pieces of glass more flexible than TT. My favorite part was when he misses the fuking board from 8 feet and hits the ball over the fence.

    Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Is Walker and they boys playing a game with us? I'm starting to think TT is someone JJ found to do really goofy shit.
    I agree, another ghost of the forum.

    I just think its a bit rude posting a video of a mentally challenged person playing tennis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    fat **** that is loaded with muscle, strength, confidence, endurance, and can whip you at just about everything probaly. Vick belongs back in prison.

    youre life sounds perfect, im pretty jealous

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    thats some pretty terrible hitting from only 15-20 feet away.

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    Nice vid TT... next time, just YELL alot & be semi-psycho like JJ's vids so we can see the cops hauling you off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    fat **** that is loaded with muscle, strength, confidence, endurance, and can whip you at just about everything probaly. Vick belongs back in prison.
    I'll give you props for even posting that TT. That is some really funny shit.

    But what the rest of us saw was a man who can barely move, is grossly overweight, and had the lateral movement of a f'in banana slug.

    Can I ask you one question? Who is telling you that you are in good shape? Is that something you're telling yourself, or are there other people actually telling you that?

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    classic video

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    we need to organise a jjgold v ttwarrior charity tennis match


    I would pay big money to watch.

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    where did you go around the 2 minute mark... before the sirens.. is there a hot dog stand over there?

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    Nothing brings down property value faster than a fat retard playing tennis alone in the dark. Great video, keep it up

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    hmm, i doubt you could get close to a wall and switch hands with the ball coming back to you quick.

    i have quick reflexes
    are bodybuilders on stage in good shape??

    What about cc sabathia or miguel cabrera? I said i have nothing to proove to anyone, especially fartin martin blank head

    I could easily make another vid of me doing karate, boxing, dancing or even banging your mom if you want

    Was an injured andre agassi in good shape?

    You can be a nfl running back and after ten min of playing basketball be exhausted . Its all about adaptation and skill
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    hmm, i doubt you could get close to a wall and switch hands with the ball coming back to you quick.

    i have quick reflexes
    are bodybuilders on stage in good shape??

    What about cc sabathia or miguel cabrera? I said i have nothing to proove to anyone, especially fartin martin blank head

    I could easily make another vid of me doing karate, boxing, dancing or even banging your mom if you want

    Was an injured andre agassi in good shape?

    You can be a nfl running back and after ten min of playing basketball be exhausted . Its all about adaptation and skill
    Here's the thing you are missing.

    You are a fat ******* slob, and the only person who doesn' think so----is Y-O-U.

    You honestly think you are in the same physical condition as Andre Agassi? Seriously?

    I have seen more natural athletic ability in a piece of dog shit. Who is it that you are supposedly taking care of? Is your momma or pop pop all crippled up? Wheel one of their sorry asses out on to the court, and I guarantee you they are more athletic than you are pork chop.

    I will give you credit for one thing. You didn't die on film. When I saw how fat you were, I was convinced it was going to end up with you weighing down the back of an ambulance and being whisked away for a bypass graft.

    Last question. What do you keep in your water bottle? Gravy?

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    This guy can't play tennis

    I'm 6'1 260lb and smoke a pack of cigs a day and I could still beat him at tennis

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    get'em TT...you are the MAN!!!

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    i dont care if im a fat slob. You go make vid playing tennis slapnut.

    Done reading your worthless threads and your bogus picks
    I have no health trouble dude, sorry
    No don't drink much playing tennis, i dont get tired playing tennis, because you shouldn't get tired of things you enjoy
    I have one of those bjorn borg heart rates and i doubt you even know what that means

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i dont care if im a fat slob. You go make vid playing tennis slapnut.

    Done reading your worthless threads and your bogus picks
    I have no health trouble dude, sorry
    No don't drink much playing tennis, i dont get tired playing tennis, because you shouldn't get tired of things you enjoy
    I have one of those bjorn borg heart rates and i doubt you even know what that means
    Yet.


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    warrior ignore the haters, good video i enjoyed watching it myself. I bet you can beat everyone in here posting saying you suck.

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    you can't make this shit up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    hmm, i doubt you could get close to a wall and switch hands with the ball coming back to you quick.

    i have quick reflexes
    are bodybuilders on stage in good shape??

    What about cc sabathia or miguel cabrera? I said i have nothing to proove to anyone, especially fartin martin blank head

    I could easily make another vid of me doing karate, boxing, dancing or even banging your mom if you want

    Was an injured andre agassi in good shape?

    You can be a nfl running back and after ten min of playing basketball be exhausted . Its all about adaptation and skill
    Yes please make videos of each of those. Everyone is dying to see them. I know I am.

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    warrior is a stud. nice job man!

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    Greatest post of the year.
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    TT reminds me of kevin from "the office". just as stupid, but 200lbs heavier

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    great video Warrior. I always knew king kong bundy could play tennis.

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    how come tt never goes to the tennis court during the day time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    how come tt never goes to the tennis court during the day time?
    they dont let fat fuks on the courts in daytime, dont want to scare others

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    TT: here's some constructive criticism from an all around athlete.

    You're playing against the wall

    1. Hand to eye coordination is great.


    your problem is your overhead. It increases the speed of the ball and being that you're overweight, you lose control of the ball. Weight is a major factor. I suggest hitting it either forehand or backhand. Wait until you're more mobile to hit overhead. Tennis is a sport that takes endurance. You're not at that point yet.

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    ive got all those shots for my matches, not a shot i can't hit. I can serve left handed, on my knees, on my head,, anything u want.

    It was a wall, chill everyone. I have all kinds of endurance and been playing tennis since i was 4years old . I might make a vid of my college tennis scholarship offers from the early 90s as well

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    Two balls over the fence!

    Unreal

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