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    SamsNCharge99
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    How would you have handeled this situation....from last night

    Wassup boys, so Wednesday afternoon, I started getting a little sick, tried to let the body fight it off, but it wasn't happening. So finally, I went to the doctors yesterday morning, I knew I had strep throat, but was thinking I may have had MONO. Luckily, all I had was strep.

    Doctor tells me basically to contain myself for 24-48 hours b/c I'm contagious and stuff. OK, so all day I'm in my room, watching movies, watching the games and whatever.

    BUT, last night, we have a mixer and there's gonna be a party going on outside my room in my house with 40+ girls. FUKK ME, what do I do?

    Then, I get a text from one of the girls saying I better be seeing you tonight at around 8:45. Mixer starts at 10. I get the text and right away go and shit, shave, and shower.....the essentials.

    I know I cannot drink during the night, but being there I can still talk to her, dance, and whatever.

    So mixer happens, I see her, it's whatever, we talk a little, don't really dance much. But, she's only 20, and no fake ID, so once midnight hits and all the girls and guys leave to go d-town, she is still here. Around 11:45, I go into main room upstairs and start to DJ and she is sitting on couch next to me. I'm telling her she should stay here while all the other girls go d-town. And she decides to stay.

    At this point, there's around 10-20 people in the house and we are both flirting with each other and slowly she is moving from the couch down on the floor with me and now I'm laying on her while she is against the couch. Every time I put a song on that she doesn't like, she is telling me to change it and then starts fukking tickling me, so of course I get her right back. This goes on for a couple minutes and eventually after like 30 min, I bring her over to my room where the tv is on and music is playing.

    Suddenly, I get a text....and ironically, it's from BOBBYFK. Hey pal, how you been? So I basically give him this scenario of me being sick and this girl ready for action and ask him his opinion....he says is she hott. I say yes and he doesn't respond....thanks BOBBY.

    We end up fooling around, but no sex.

    But if you are in this situation....sick, contagious, but girl all over you, what would you do? I think I did the right think.

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    Jimmy0607
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    Fukk that I spread my germs all over the bitch

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    If i were you, i'd kill myself.

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    I beat the pussy into submission.

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    And can you imagine being Bobby? Friday night all of us are trying to get laid and this fukk is sitting in his room thinking of what poster to text next.
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    Let Bobby give you a BJ again

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    She would've been better off had you just stuck your dick in her, rather than you schlep all over her giving her possible strep.

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    You did the right thing and you were not selfish.

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    You should of stuck her in every hole

    Your lame

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    You didn't even come close to doing the right thing - the very day you are diagnosed with strep you attend a party and fool around with some chick?

    I presume I do not have to explain this further

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    Moral of the story here : You don't put a condom on your mouth, you put it on your dick.

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    The strept that you just gave her isn't as bad as the herpes you would have given her.

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    Lets see pics of this chick.

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    Fukk that broad. Her problem if she gets sick.

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    Decent story but your a little slow to make moves. Quicken up the pace next time.

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    so you stopped the momentum to text bobby?

    what's the difference if you **** her or not? you already contaminated her by breathing on her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    And can you imagine being Bobby? Friday night all of us are trying to get laid and this fukk is sitting in his room thinking of what poster to text next.

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    You should have phone boned bobby while she gave you a handjob.

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    you should have been hittin it at 9. slackin brah

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    The only mistake you made was not closing the deal

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    Booom

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    you should have called bobby and let him listen

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    I know I cannot drink during the night

    Don't believe the warning labels on medicine. Nothing should ever prevent you from drinking and fukking.

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    sammy... Member that one chic that is hot and you keep telling me you'll post more pics? Well you haven't and that's all that matters so FAIL.

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    Why are you talking with Bobby??

    Sammy you doing any business with him??

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    she prob spreading more then germs to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    sammy... Member that one chic that is hot and you keep telling me you'll post more pics? Well you haven't and that's all that matters so FAIL.
    the indian one? I don't talk to her anymore

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    Damn. I hope you never get a deadly contagious disease, or we are all dead.

    The worse thing is, you probably gave her strep throat, and you didn't even smash.

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    dear sirs, everyone knows cunnilingus is a cure for strep throat, signed dr. doolittle

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    Bang her doggie style so you dont breath your germs in her face and youll both be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Why are you talking with Bobby??

    Jealous much? Sammy has old scars on the rooster from the braces

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Jealous much? Sammy has old scars on the rooster from the braces

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    First of all alcohol is better than any medicine the doctor will prescribe. Not to mention if it says don't drink while taking the meds it really means drink more than normal. Swapping a case of strep throat is probably the least of your concerns when banging a chick. For fukk sakes if this is preventing you from hitting some tail you have more way bigger issues the doctor should be trying to figure out. In other words man up, start drinking everything in sight, and hammer the gal.

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    this thread is a FAIL without any PICS

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    is this at yr school? what school do you go to?

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