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    big0mar
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    Will Judaism help my relationships with others????

    Serious question

    Looking for spiritual guidance

    Considering conversion

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    Give up the search for a higher power, they do not exist. Use your penis for guidance, it will lead you to what makes you happy.

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    stick with rolling a pair of dice

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    Quote Originally Posted by big0mar View Post
    Serious question

    Looking for spiritual guidance

    Considering conversion

    Ponder hard young grasshopper.....if you choose to convert to Judaism it's not as simple as just saying "i'm on the team now, dunk me in water and let's get busy worshipping'....takes or year or more depending on track.

    If you just want to follow the way of life....it's a great thing too but full conversion isn't for everyone. Just remember Judaism focuses on your life now...not so much the after party like most other religions.

    Best of luck to you whichever direction you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Give up the search for a higher power, they do not exist. Use your penis for guidance, it will lead you to what makes you happy.
    CCI - get ready to hear screams tomorrow from Opelika to Wire Rd and Auburn when Navy and Fresno St cover pal. Large large shot going after the local.

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    become a christian pal.

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    Pickle I like the plays, bol to you brother. If you need to shake him down for the $ holler at me, I will put the Rotts on him.
    Good luck this weekend. Let's cash Bama ML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big0mar View Post
    Serious question

    Looking for spiritual guidance

    Considering conversion
    Not sure, but from what I read around here Judaism must support snorting large volumes of cocaine.

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    No

    It will make you become a cheap SOB

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    Very simple answer. No.

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    Converting does NOTHING. You will never fully be accepted in either the Christian or Jewish community and will worsen your relationships with other.

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    yes you will Masu the christians will accept you and you will go to heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    yes you will Masu the christians will accept you and you will go to heaven.
    I think this turns more into a race thing when it comes to Christians. If you are a white, european convert to Christianity, you will get the benefits, but if you are a Native, Asian, or Arab convert, you will still not be fully accepted.

    In terms of Judaism, I don't think there's anything you can do to become fully accepted unless you were born Jewish. Plus you will not get any of the benefits, such as ruling the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masu485 View Post
    I think this turns more into a race thing when it comes to Christians. If you are a white, european convert to Christianity, you will get the benefits, but if you are a Native, Asian, or Arab convert, you will still not be fully accepted.

    In terms of Judaism, I don't think there's anything you can do to become fully accepted unless you were born Jewish. Plus you will not get any of the benefits, such as ruling the world.
    Yes it's a heavy burden

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    Quote Originally Posted by big0mar View Post
    Serious question

    Looking for spiritual guidance

    Considering conversion
    Maybe you need to ask a Rabbi. You want advice from gamblers?

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    You should keep an open mind and learn about different religions. You will also need a good church and support group. Go with what makes you feel comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv001 View Post
    You should keep an open mind and learn about different religions. You will also need a good church and support group. Go with what makes you feel comfortable.
    You mean he needs a good synagogue. He wants to convert to Judaism.

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