[RustyGriswold]

Hey guys, don’t post here much. Long time SBR follower though.




Anyways I’m looking for some advice for a personal situation in my life. I live in Chicago and there is always a lot of girls around to talk to and hook up with. So recently I met this chick, and I really like her.


Shes from the south so she’s got a really thick accent like Mississippi or some shit like that. She just moved here, shes got some job in marketing. So we’ve been out a few times now, went and did some cool shit like go to the bars.


I have kissed her, felt her up and shit but I still haven’t got my rooster wet. I really wanna get it on with her but I’m also really wanting her to give me a blowie. Usually I just ask for it and it works 50% of the time. Some girls get pissed off and act all offended. I usually ask randomly like after I kiss her a little bit.

I don't want to try my old tricks because I don't want to mess it up.

I really like this chick and not all chicks do oral cuz they’re too stuck up. How can you guys tell if a chick is just a real blow-ho?

Some chicks think a blowie is no big deal and they will give it out a lot easier than letting me put my rooster in her barn



I’m wondering if I should try to dip my rooster FIRST, then once the comfort level is there ask for the blowie like the next time?


I want to set the pace, you know like train the broad. Let her know what's expected.

[tanner40]

Just whip it out

[vinny89121]

just tell her to do it

[hawley]

Wait for her to fall asleep then just dip it in her mouth.

[gauchojake]

If she was a real blow ho you would have already been sucked off.

[WvGambler]

You can plant the idea in her brain by having her walk in on you blowing a guy.

It's called "setting the tone."

[hawley]

Actually go dirt track on her first then ask for one

If she is keen then she is definitely a keeper.

[allabout the $$$]

You can plant the idea in her brain by having her walk in on you blowing a guy.

It's called "setting the tone."

[Bo$$ Bet$]

Get her to 69

[DemoralizdDreamr]

Get her to 69

[robmpink]

Has she held your prick? Have you touched her who ha? My advice is if you haven't touched her who ha, I wouldn't go whipping anything out or ask. Do you really like this girl or not really and really just want a bj?

[sideloaded]

put it anywhere in or around her mouth

[vinny89121]

just ask her to do it. if she does it great. if not, just go to cermak st in chinatown to the chinese spot. your in chicago right

[Takethebooki]

blow her then she will blow u

[vinny89121]

its only $150

[hawley]

jj will do it for below market rate.

[DrStale]

Give, then receive.

[Bo$$ Bet$]

Yes lick her twat till she's blowin loads all over ur face then she will be so caught up in the moment shell suck u dry

[onetrickpony]

just grab her head and move it towards ur cok, worse thing to happen is she slaps the fuk out of u

[eidolon]

Give, then receive.

Yes lick her twat till she's blowin loads all over ur face then she will be so caught up in the moment shell suck u dry

This
You don't even have to do an amazing job, but it still gives a connection to girls; and 99% of the time they will take care of you after that.

[RustyGriswold]

Has she held your prick? Have you touched her who ha? My advice is if you haven't touched her who ha, I wouldn't go whipping anything out or ask. Do you really like this girl or not really and really just want a bj?

I have not touched her who ha. I haven't really tried to get her motor running, too fukkin lazy. It's more for lack of trying why I havent hit a home run with her.


But it's not because I don't like her, I'm just a lazy degenerate. I could tell you I spend all my energy reading statistics and trying to make plays.. but I spend more time doing nothing at all, just watching sports and drinking cabo wabo. I'm trying to hide my alcoholism from her.



To answer your question, yes I really like her a lot. That's why I don't want to just whip out my rooster. A blowie isn't so unattainable, the guys are right that for the right price I can get one. Getting a blowie isn't the problem, I could get a blowie from any skanky b*tch. I just know from experience that if you don't start them off right away blowing, they will get to that point where they say "i don't like to do that".



I want to make sure that doesn't happen if I'm going to keep this one around.


Also in my experience finding a blow-ho chick is difficult. I think you have to train them to be that way.

[SCRAGGS]

nudge the back of her head/neck

[stevek173]

Give, then receive.

Yap

[stevek173]

You can plant the idea in her brain by having her walk in on you blowing a guy.

It's called "setting the tone."

This was pretty ******* funny

[Djstucky]

Tell her the story about the one girl who didn't blow you and how it didn't work out in her favor...

[Bo$$ Bet$]

If she's from the south she either is A a *** guzzling dumb ass trailer park whore or B a very well mannered ladie there is no middle

[Ice House]

just eat her pussy and then she will probably do it. If not just try to bang her.

[Tree Rollins]

Wait for her to fall asleep then just dip it in her mouth.

Sharp post.

[aggieshawn]

Just whip it out

On the C Train, or where, he might need a little more direction??
Great line Tanner.

[JimmysEgo]

Ass to mouth.

[Ice House]

where do you pick up your hoez in chi-town? i saw some bangin chicks up near downtown when I got off the orange line from Midway ...

i think there were several colleges around the area right nears the bears stadium I saw hoez going into the bar at 3pm on a Tuesday hot white chicks

[jarvol]

blow her then she will blow u

[gauchojake]

I'm guessing you haven't had many bj's if you're asking this crowd

[Ice House]

true ..... i almost choked when i read this thread title ... I was like you gotta be fuking kidding me

[vinny89121]

who gets on a forum and asks how to get a bj? unbelievable