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    all i know is that midgets are incapable of running fast.

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    I have a problem with this guy incessantly calling it a "blowie"....

    Fukk is this?

    "Blowie" makes a blowjob sound homo.
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    what the fukk is a blowie?
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    "Honey/Sweetie, etc., I'm wondering if you might be agreeable to giving me a blowjob?".....

    This is nothing but a win-win solution....

    Option 01: She blows you. Mission accomplished.....
    Option 02: She refuses your disagreeable member, but you save yourself weeks, perhaps months, of courting a non-oral giving female. And as an added bonus, you do not immerse yourself into awkward situations such as, for example, starting threads on how best to receive a blowjob.....

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    keep talking about how your ex girlfriend gave you the best head you ever had. this will make her want to show you how good she can suck c0ck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I'm guessing you haven't had many bj's if you're asking this crowd
    Using the term "blowie" kind of gives that away as well.

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    The back of a girl's head is not to hold her brain in. Put your hand there and push down.

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    A blowie? Lol

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    Stop focusing on the term, boys. Believe what you want. Blowie is a fun term. It's like rooster. Funny as shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RustyGriswold View Post
    I have not touched her who ha. I haven't really tried to get her motor running, too fukkin lazy. It's more for lack of trying why I havent hit a home run with her.


    But it's not because I don't like her, I'm just a lazy degenerate. I could tell you I spend all my energy reading statistics and trying to make plays.. but I spend more time doing nothing at all, just watching sports and drinking cabo wabo. I'm trying to hide my alcoholism from her.



    To answer your question, yes I really like her a lot. That's why I don't want to just whip out my rooster. A blowie isn't so unattainable, the guys are right that for the right price I can get one. Getting a blowie isn't the problem, I could get a blowie from any skanky b*tch. I just know from experience that if you don't start them off right away blowing, they will get to that point where they say "i don't like to do that".



    I want to make sure that doesn't happen if I'm going to keep this one around.


    Also in my experience finding a blow-ho chick is difficult. I think you have to train them to be that way.


    I would put more of an effort into her then and don't push her. Wait for things to progress since you like her. You'll know if and when you've wasted enough time with her.

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    The guy with a 16 yr old boy on his avatar is calling it a blowie ... you dont really need to be CSI to see through this one

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    GL pal hope you get lucky this weekend... hope we all get lucky in more ways that one

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    don't ask....munch her box than she will reciprocate

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    Irony to ask a bunch of homos here at the Sbr sausage fest about blowjobs.

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    "I'd love a head job babe" usually does the job.

    If she says no then you get a chance to ask is this for tonight or forever? So you know if you should bail too.

    Win-Win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    "I'd love a head job John" usually does the job.
    There I fixxed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    You can plant the idea in her brain by having her walk in on you blowing a guy. It's called "setting the tone."




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    post a picture of this chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Wait for her to fall asleep then just dip it in her mouth.
    Ok, I have read all 50 some posts, and I'm going to have to go with hawleys answer. This is the only sure-fire way she won't be able to decline. LOL

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    maybe she doesn't know HOW to suck cawk. suck hers first to show her how to do it and then its smooth sailing from there

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    maybe she doesn't want to do it. maybe she just wants to cuddle.

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    Don't fukkin ask, grovel or beg. Once you do this you will have to do it again every time you want a BJ.

    If you like the girl just let things flow. Go down on her, if she doesn't return the favor you're doing something wrong down there.
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    Feed her some cocaine first and you will get whatever you want. Talk to taxer he knows a bunch of hard asses up in glendale heights he can make it snow for days if you know what I mean. She will probably swallow if you take her to one of those dog fights too. GL pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Don't fukkin ask, grovel or beg. Once you do this you will have to do it again every time you want a BJ. If you like the girl just let things flow. Go down on her, if she doesn't return the favor you're doing something wrong down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BookiesBernanke View Post
    The guy with a 16 yr old boy on his avatar is calling it a blowie ... you dont really need to be CSI to see through this one
    This

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    Great posts all around

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    Blowjob or gtfo

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    unless you can check sbr or do some handicapping during the blowjob it's just a waste of time

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    you ASK for it?

    Sounds like 7th grade.

    You don't ASK for it. You whip your ******* rooster out and start stroking it and watch her eyes light up and wait for her to get to work.

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    Patience man, don't force it on her. Let things happen naturally.

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    Try shaving your bush down a little.

    (reading this thread makes me happy as ttwarrior with a bucket of wings that I have two sons)

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    What I normally do is whisper " just kiss it" when we're making out, works every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    post a picture of this chick



    She's the one in the middle

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    Well, she isn't much of a keeper IMO, but at least you didn't pick one of the fatter ones.

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