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    TR88
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    how to become rich

    ideas

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    William Walters
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    Recipe for success:
    100K+ posts on a gambling forum.
    Make asinine dance videos.
    Wear tight sweat pants showing off your camel toe.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $

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    Rod1010
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    Stop trying to become to become rich..

    Rich people work too much and miss out on life.

    Get a steady job. Save up, travel around the world.
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    TR88
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Recipe for success:
    100K+ posts on a gambling forum.
    Make asinine dance videos.
    Wear tight sweat pants showing off your camel toe.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $
    not for anyone tho

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    Pick winners...

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    RubberKettle
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    Get a fukkin job, might be a good start.

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    TR88
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Get a fukkin job, might be a good start.
    that wont help, job is not an answer

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    Ice House
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    I have a few ideas.....


    do a ten team $200 parlay against the spread and when you win. Double it up on a straight bet. That will give you a nice start. After that you can tail Lakerboy.

    or you could hope to an egg McMuffin at McDonalds that mistakenly has a mouse cooked in with the egg back at the factor before it was frozen and you could sue McDonalds for a couple million.


    basically just try to think of ways you could sue a company that makes a lot of money. Chances are if it makes them look bad enough they will gladly write you a check to avoid the bad publicity.

    other than that I can't think of any. Maybe just get lucky gambling or go scuba diving and find a old pirates treasure chest full of gold.

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    TR88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    I have a few ideas.....


    do a ten team $200 parlay against the spread and when you win. Double it up on a straight bet. That will give you a nice start. After that you can tail Lakerboy.

    or you could hope to an egg McMuffin at McDonalds that mistakenly has a mouse cooked in with the egg back at the factor before it was frozen and you could sue McDonalds for a couple million.


    basically just try to think of ways you could sue a company that makes a lot of money. Chances are if it makes them look bad enough they will gladly write you a check to avoid the bad publicity.

    other than that I can't think of any. Maybe just get lucky gambling or go scuba diving and find a old pirates treasure chest full of gold.
    not bad actually

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    Ice House
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    but the poster who said stop trying to be rich said it best. rich people are seldom happy.

    I mean yeah you want to have enough money to buy toys, pay your bills , travel, gamble , and retire.... but the super rich people usually just become really greedy and want more and more and more.



    For example Albert Puhols... guy is super greedy. Already a millionaire and nothing is ever enough for this guy.

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    dont i look killer?
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    pick a winner once in a while.

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    Ice House
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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    pick a winner once in a while.


    this would be nice. hopefully we will all have a profitable weekend

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    post opposite side of play in players talk...

    watch everyone call you stupid...

    laugh all the way to the bank...

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    This is probably the most iconic of all the crazy ideas that have ever been born. This guy decided to set up a site and sell one million pixels for $1 a piece. He got a huge amount of publicity and ended up making his million dollars. He has since gone on to other money making projects.

    http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

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    Play the lotto.

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    Stay single, don't get married w/ children ! I think all the married guys / girls can attest to this.

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    Start your own business, you'll never get rich working for someone else

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    Fade yourself

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    TR88
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTek View Post
    Start your own business, you'll never get rich working for someone else
    thats what im thinking but what kind of business ? Around 20k

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    Increase your bank %30 every month. x23 in a year, x542 after 2 years..

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    already b rich then u dont gotta worry bout it

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    Maverick22
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    Being rich is over rated.

    All the top execs at my job work STUPID amounts of hours. They make all this money, and dont have time to spend it. And they have all that money to spend, but can rarely take time off to spend it.

    That is... being rich is over rated, for people who actually have to work to be/stay rich.

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    DwightShrute
    I don't believe you ... please continue
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    there are only 2 types of people in the world: Those who save first and spend what's left ... those that spend first and save what's left.

    No matter which you are, the ones that spend first and save what's left ... always end up working for those who save first and spend what's left.

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    Ralphie Halves
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    Find some rich people (not old money rich, they're worthless, find new money guys) and do what they do, like take risks, use the resources they do have, don't pay a lot of taxes, etc.

    Then find poor people by going to ghettos and trailer parks, and don't do anything those retards do, like smoke, drink their problems away, keep lots of animals, have a ton of kids, complain all the time, have a victim complex, etc.

    Start there. You'll learn more than you will having somebody give you a one-size-fits-all approach.

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    Have a big slong and the gift of gab!!!!!!!

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    take 2 pennies, double it to four pennies the next day, double it to 8 pennies the next day, etc., etc.

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    You have to know how to take advantage of people and be OK with it in the end...

    Sad, but True...The main way to take advantage of people is through their "needs", "vices", and the ever more popular "guilt".

    Organic Coffee Shop? They make money off your guilt...

    SBR Forums? They make money off your vice...

    Oil Company? They make money off your need for fuel..

    You have to not only out think people to become rich, but you also have to be OK with pimping the dumb.

    I'm OK with it, cause if you're a dumbass, it's your fault.

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    Move to a 3rd world country

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    opie1988
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    You either understand how money is made, or you don't.

    That's it.

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    EASTCOAST EASY
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    Big slong is the answer, be a smooth talker and a package that kills. Nothing more nothing less

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    Learn to trade stocks and options

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    Ice House
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    simple answer is you need to start your own business. If you have any ideas let me know and we can partner up. Maybe we can start the next facebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    ideas
    Start a gambling forum. Find a few monkeys to post there nonsense and pay them peanuts. Collect the checks and laugh at them behind their back and let them do all the work.

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    Fade JJ Gold and Brock Landers.

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