I've flown several times, simply dont bring any liquids over 3 ounces, take your shoes, belt and hat off and put anything metal in your pockets in the bin and send it through and you will have no problems. Are those security procedures that difficult to comply with?
If they want to body scan you, heres a tip, fuckin LET EM. Who gives a ****? Unless you've got a very small rooster there is no reason to go crazy when asked to stand for 2 seconds in a body scanner, if you do have a microscopic rooster then feel free to opt for a pat down but dont then pull out your camera phone and videotape it and claim you are being raped by the TSA, it will not make you any money but they might take the opportunity to detain/arrest you just bc they want to see your stupid jackass miss your flight for fuckin up their day and wasting everyones time trying to get around the very basic security procedures that everyone else goes through in 30 seconds without bitching whenever they fly.