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    got a free hand job this morning....

    I go to get a coffee and there's a hot asian in line in front of me. As i go to get my money i accidentally knock over her coffee and it spilled all over the counter. I apologized and offered to buy her another cup and she said thank you. Then i invited her to sit with me and she did! I would say she's mid to late 20's beautiful eyes and black hair and wearing a nice low cut top where i could see her perky popping out. Turns out she worked in the nail salon next door and she's Korean and her name is Lucy. Her english is pretty good and we're talking about how our summers were etc. and i notice she's wearing an engagement ring. I didn't come on to her not that i would've anyway. Far too young for me, but at any rate she tells me that she'll give me a free manicure! So i picked up my coffee and we went into the salon and i got a free manicure.

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    and then u gave yourself a hand job lol

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    yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncat12 View Post
    yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it

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    OK, you got me.

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    You got me, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncat12 View Post
    yeah the post is sad but what is even worse is that I clicked on it

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    I think I read this story in Penthouse Forum like 12 years ago

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    LoL that was a pretty funny joke!

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    Oh I get it...Hahaha.....I thought you meant.....ohhh hohoho how embarrassing for me. Hehehehe.

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