1. 09-17-11 01:14 PM #1
    babyjesus
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    The things I would do for her...



    I would swim a mile in Oprahs Winfrey's douche water with a 45 pound plate tied to my scrotum using Ellen DeGeneres queefs as my air supply just to eat a teaspoon of pudding from her ass
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  2. 09-17-11 07:18 PM #2
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    cmon slick tell us how you really feel
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  3. 09-17-11 07:34 PM #3
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    i dont know if id go that far
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  4. 09-17-11 09:38 PM #4
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    i'd toss the salad for sure
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  5. 09-17-11 09:53 PM #5
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    I wouldn't go that far.
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  6. 09-17-11 11:01 PM #6
    babyjesus
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    you don't toss the salad? girls ******* love it
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  7. 09-19-11 09:39 AM #7
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    i woudnt toss her salad but i would feed her beaver. nice pic choice bro
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  8. 09-19-11 09:57 AM #8
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    So u like her then?
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  9. 09-19-11 12:58 PM #9
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    who is that ?
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  10. 09-19-11 02:16 PM #10
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    I DON'T LIKE tattoos and fake

    something must be wrong with her face that's why she is wearing big sunglasses, her jewelry is fake too

    she is probably a cheap street prostitutute, I dont like her wig either

    I wouldnt do anything for her but I dont mind talking to her about politics and sports
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  11. 09-19-11 02:24 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    I DON'T LIKE tattoos and fake something must be wrong with her face that's why she is wearing big sunglasses, her jewelry is fake too she is probably a cheap street prostitutute, I dont like her wig either
    Damn man!... that's the guy's wife you're talking about. Show a bit of respect. As the saying goes, one man's skank, is another man's wifey. ... In my opinion, she's okay. I think it's the hair that's fooling everyone.
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  12. 09-19-11 02:25 PM #12
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    forget that. i wouldnt do all that shit to just to get with a girl.
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  13. 09-19-11 05:23 PM #13
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    Looks high maintenance. You would probably have to do that very thing.
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  14. 09-19-11 05:33 PM #14
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    Damn, you internet tough guys are all HATERS. You all know you'd drag your dick across a highway filled with glass and blood after an 18-car pile-up just to sniff the poo stains on her underwears. Don't lie. Don't hate.
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  15. 09-19-11 10:56 PM #15
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    ...or you could drag a $100 bill on a fishing lure through the trailer parks of SC, TN, and GA and get an even hotter one.
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  16. 09-20-11 08:01 AM #16
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    Jaw too masculine.
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  17. 09-20-11 11:50 PM #17
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    wouldnt do all that. but i would give her a few 100s
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  18. 09-21-11 12:42 AM #18
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    Once I can release again, I will be releasing to this thread.
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  19. 09-21-11 12:58 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Damn, you internet tough guys are all HATERS. You all know you'd drag your dick across a highway filled with glass and blood after an 18-car pile-up just to sniff the poo stains on her underwears. Don't lie. Don't hate.
    Your reply was the one I was waiting for. Thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Once I can release again, I will be releasing to this thread.
    What does this mean?
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  20. 09-21-11 01:28 PM #20
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    I'd kill a baby
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