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    Warrior not bad strategy

    Noser whatcha going to do when I am on a tractor tearing your shed down and ruining your fukkin grass??

    Then I will get out of tractor and spit my chewing tobacco out on lawn and put 10 bullets in your tires.

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    JJgold pulls more tail than a retard at a zoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Warrior not bad strategy Noser whatcha going to do when I am on a tractor tearing your shed down and ruining your fukkin grass?? Then I will get out of tractor and spit my chewing tobacco out on lawn and put 10 bullets in your tires.
    ok then I will have to unload my ak into your legs, you will never be able to dance again

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post

    ok then I will have to unload my ak into your legs, you will never be able to dance again
    Get him!

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    Careful noser, the way u chose to make that last comment is warrant for a temporary holiday. Id go back and say the same thing indirectly if i were you....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    will take 20-maybe 65 year old trim

    No higher or lower

    I am all horned up right now, rod is pointing north


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Mayan is built like a brick shithouse.

    Solid.
    Mayan needs to take those arms to the Vet....cause those Pythons are sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Careful noser, the way u chose to make that last comment is warrant for a temporary holiday. Id go back and say the same thing indirectly if i were you....
    lol whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Hey Kettle can you imagine a guy with a horseshoe on his fukkin head, big belly and small fukkin rooster going looking for trim??


    Describing yourself, JJ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Mayan needs to take those arms to the Vet....cause those Pythons are sick
    Thanks Dad and Dirty.

    Dirty my arms are actually my weakest asset

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaycuny View Post
    JJgold pulls more tail than a retard at a zoo.

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    got quite jj, I understand

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    are you still keeping up your workout routine jj?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Noser no one laughs at me
    Do you got it tough guy?

    Tough talker with a gun?

    I will tear your land apart with a tractor

    Don't push me tough guy

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    A lot of angry guys in this thread because they are in a long slump like me
    I do not blame them, I am a head snapper like many of you meaning chicks snap their heads s fast turning their backs on us

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post




    King Mayan gets no trim.
    probably the best body at sbr
    very nice man

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    good thing mikail was a no show

    mayan would of ripped him into a thousand pieces

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A lot of angry guys in this thread because they are in a long slump like me I do not blame them, I am a head snapper like many of you meaning chicks snap their heads s fast turning their backs on us
    speak for yourself, got my ak ready

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof Bungletree View Post
    I'm generally humble, but it's my birthday so...The Professor Does!
    happy birthday, if you were a pro I would give you some points

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    Hey thanks! I've been meaning to go pro, I want to post more anyway. I think I'll open a new account after payday...
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    Mayan is the baddest man in LA

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    Mayan, what is ur take on 3 day full body workout(squats/deadlifts/barbell curls/rows/bench/calf raises and shoulder press)?
    Post your achievement here

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    King Mayan do you ever do any yoga? do you recommend it?

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    We talkin variety or numbers? Cause if its numbers I'll throw my lot in with anyone. The married life is goooood.

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    why is pussy called trim?

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    do yall think doggy style or the pile driver is better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncsubowen View Post
    We talkin variety or numbers? Cause if its numbers I'll throw my lot in with anyone. The married life is goooood.


    i hear wifeys don't give it up as much once they are married for 5 years

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    Ice House you do not even know where you rooster is

    get out of this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    King Mayan do you ever do any yoga? do you recommend it?
    Yes. I recommend it if you're 240+ lbs of muscle, once you get that big you lose a lot of flexibility. If youre not big doing yoga=fruity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ice House you do not even know where you rooster is

    get out of this thread


    my rooster is bigger than yours JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ice House you do not even know where you rooster is get out of this thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    King Mayan ... will you please share you work out plan and diet... I'm trying to get big like that.
    follow kurt angle's diet:

    breakfast- oatmeal, 3 egg whites

    lunch- large salad, 1 or 2 grilled chicken breast

    dinner- large salad, steak, and/or steamed vegetables


    exercise daily

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisharvard01 View Post
    follow kurt angle's diet:

    breakfast- oatmeal, 3 egg whites

    lunch- large salad, 1 or 2 grilled chicken breast

    dinner- large salad, steak, and/or steamed vegetables


    exercise daily
    No way a guy that muscular eats that. That's the diet of a 115 pound bikini model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    why is pussy called trim?
    this is the wikianswers response:

    Why do they call a womans vagina Trim?




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    Answers.com > Wiki Answers > Categories > Science > Biology > Human Physiology > Reproductive System > Female Genitalia > Why do they call a womans vagina Trim?

    Answer:

    Because women get offended at every term used for the vagina, they don't even call it anything, little boys call their penis a "wee wee" or weinee, or Johnson or any of the many common names including penis. However, little girls call it "down there". or "down below". from an early age, this particular part has had no name. So we make up names. and since women are offended by the "c" word, and since vagina is the word that a gynecologist would use, that leaves the cute names that lovers use wich would include: trim, beaver, pussy, snatch, clam, and so many other non offensive words. When women start to feel comfortable saying, "oh yeah baby, stick it in my vagina". then men will stop using all those funny words for the vagina.






    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_the...#ixzz1Ycdmq5dy



    I'm not sure I agree with that. Here's my answer:

    Ice House, I believe it has something to do with the 80's. Before then, chicks rarely did maintenance down there, sometimes that shiz would get out of control, hence the 70's bush. Guys in the 80's weren't into that, so we would just shave, or trim the hair of the chick we were doing. I used to put that shit in a photo album with their name next to it. That was their "trim". We'd keep points and have contests, using the trim as proof. Good times.

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