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    lol at mayan, steroids ass,

    he gets no trim because his dick is the same size as jj's

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    lol at mayan, steroids ass,

    he gets no trim because his dick is the same size as jj's
    Ha ha. Are you going to shoot him if he comes to your house or are you man enough to fight?

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    ftr, i ain't fking with Mayan

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    lol at mayan, steroids ass,

    he gets no trim because his dick is the same size as jj's
    fukk you nos.

    I take no roids, 100% natty, I eat 7-8 times a day. Many trips to Costco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    Mayan, what is ur take on 3 day full body workout(squats/deadlifts/barbell curls/rows/bench/calf raises and shoulder press)?
    If your starting. Yes. That's a good way to build a strong base.

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    Mayan I want to see you and Brah go h2h in a body building competition.

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    thats actually stealthyburrito after his 6 month hiatus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    thats actually stealthyburrito after his 6 month hiatus

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    Mahayana how big are your thighs, arms, ankles, wrists, chest, calves and also how long are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mahayana how big are your thighs, arms, ankles, wrists, chest, calves and also how long are you?
    + rooster.

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    29 inch thighs
    18 inch arms
    3.4'long 7'wide rooster.
    Strong pelvic thrust.

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    Good proportions all round.

    Well endowed. strong attributes.

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    maybe mayan can share some of the famous post work out shower scenes , jj would be into that
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    Mayan - I think you single handedly ate all the tuna on the West Coast bro

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    Seems like I had an accurate list

    Its Zeta or Cougar

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    I thought Mayan is black?? so you are Michael Jackson?? Mayan??
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I take back the 30x I have hammered Mayan

    I was only joking man, do you need any money???

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    Its always best to get quality over quantity. One real nice broad is worth 50 of the yeti's Zeta pulls.

    Moneyshot gets best quality trim on here, look at his thread.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/116...hrs-chick.html

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    not bad moneyshot

    Hey Kettle can you imagine a guy with a horseshoe on his fukkin head, big belly and small fukkin rooster going looking for trim??

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    Yeah not much going in your favor there JJ, but they don't know the size of your rooster pal.
    Chicks can smell rooster, but they ain't got x-ray vision.

    You need to use the mind fuk technique.

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    Ok Kettle

    I need to try a new strategy

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    If trim means ugly 18 yr old sluts who have probably been sexually abused by their uncle-- ZETA WINS

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Mayan - I think you single handedly ate all the tuna on the West Coast bro
    no tuna, just salmon and flounder. I want to reach 250lbs then cut to 6%BF or less.Maybe get into a bodybuilding comp for fun.

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    I pull milf trim if that counts
    I'm cool w/ that though
    they better in bed anyway

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    milf trim... how do you that ? go to yoga class?

    btw why is pussy called trim?

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    will take 20-maybe 65 year old trim

    No higher or lower

    I am all horned up right now, rod is pointing north
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Ha ha. Are you going to shoot him if he comes to your house or are you man enough to fight?

    would probably have to shoot first , lol




    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    fukk you nos. I take no roids, 100% natty, I eat 7-8 times a day. Many trips to Costco.


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    Noser you a virgin?

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Noser you a virgin? Thanks
    a virgin

    lol

    jj now you know I am married

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    I never saw pics

    All I heard was a woman's voice in background which sounded like an audio recording in backround. The voice kept repeating the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never saw pics All I heard was a woman's voice in background which sounded like an audio recording in backround. The voice kept repeating the same thing.
    lol , next time I will let you talk to her, she laughs at you on a daily basis

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    Noser no one laughs at me
    Do you got it tough guy?

    Tough talker with a gun?

    I will tear your land apart with a tractor

    Don't push me tough guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Noser no one laughs at me Do you got it tough guy? Tough talker with a gun? I will tear your land apart with a tractor Don't push me tough guy
    can put you to work plowing my garden

    and not only did I just laugh at you , my wife is laughing so hard she had to pee

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    jj how about waiting till marriage to have sex. how about no abusing woman and wanting them for just sex. Go for the relationship. Try some teacher or some counter chick at jc penny or something

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    Mayan is built like a brick shithouse.

    Solid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laclippers504 View Post
    Definitely me lol
    Trim bro, not thrown out trying to steal 2nd.

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