Wait, this is a girl? I thought this was a Zeta got drunk and cuddled with a Hindu tranny story... If this isn't the case the whole story just got pretty disturbing...
Zeta you clearly need to take a sober party out when you go drinking to use as a blocker... Hell even take along Bobby as visual veto provider at, what, the cost of a couple ginger ales? (as pictures show it would have been clearly +EV)
While all above might still have happened even Bobby would have know not to return home with pictorial evidence...