1. 08-28-11 08:40 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer View Post
    Next Riddle..

    What is the worst thing that can happen to a Centipede?

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    the centipede gets drunk and passes out, when it wakes up it's asshole is really sore and all the other centipedes are snickering when it walks into the room.
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  2. 08-28-11 08:54 PM #72
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    having to tie his shoes, would take all day

    tripping over his own feet

    getting stepped on
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  3. 08-28-11 10:38 PM #73
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    having to tie/untie his shoelaces?
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  4. 08-28-11 10:49 PM #74
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    Not knowing whether being called a millipede is an upgrade or downgrade.
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  5. 08-28-11 10:51 PM #75
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    congrats on your 7000th post Masu
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  6. 08-29-11 01:36 AM #76
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    Human centipede or a regular centipede?
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  7. 08-29-11 02:50 AM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Human centipede or a regular centipede?


    Great movie btw, Human Centipede
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  8. 08-29-11 02:52 AM #78
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    Great (and funny) answers so far. Yes, these are very bad/worst things..that can happen to a centipede..but what's worst of all?

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  9. 08-29-11 02:54 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    having to tie his shoes, would take all day
    Quote Originally Posted by GAMBLOR777 View Post
    having to tie/untie his shoelaces?
    Good one! You're getting close.. But there's something much worse that can happen to a centipede.
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  10. 08-29-11 06:08 AM #80
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    His kids all need new shoes
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  11. 08-29-11 06:32 AM #81
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    Being stepped on?
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  12. 08-29-11 06:56 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    His kids all need new shoes
    Ha ha good one. Sure, it would cost lots of money but there's something even MUCH WORSE!!
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  13. 08-29-11 06:58 AM #83
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  14. 08-29-11 07:16 AM #84
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    fukk it sawyer give me the tip
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  15. 08-29-11 07:26 AM #85
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    I thought the answer was Green Monkey?
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  16. 08-29-11 07:38 AM #86
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    chafe, or

    tripping over its legs
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  17. 08-29-11 08:06 AM #87
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    trying to walk drunk..
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  18. 08-29-11 09:01 AM #88
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    He was born a Bengals fan ? He sprained all of the anles on his left side and had to walk in circles ? He used to pick on a catepiler and then it became moth man ? Scientology ? Barbra striesand ?
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  19. 08-29-11 09:20 AM #89
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    trying to dance
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  20. 08-29-11 09:33 AM #90
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    Sore feet
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  21. 08-29-11 09:45 AM #91
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    Having to buy shoes.
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  22. 08-29-11 09:46 AM #92
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    ...but, the safest and most environmentally sound way to control centipedes already in the house is to step on them and vacuum or sweep them up.
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  23. 08-29-11 11:36 AM #93
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    Did anyone try moth man?
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  24. 08-29-11 01:10 PM #94
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    You can buy TIP for 5 betpoints.
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  25. 08-29-11 06:58 PM #95
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    trying to find pants
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  26. 08-29-11 06:59 PM #96
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    considering they are carniverous, the worst thing would be in a place with only grass
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  27. 08-29-11 07:18 PM #97
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    going 14-1 on the weekend only to log in on Monday to see that the DOJ has seized his betting site?
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  28. 08-31-11 10:27 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    going 14-1 on the weekend only to log in on Monday to see that the DOJ has seized his betting site?
    I haav you av tattooed on my foot. I like to think of it as the last thing people see when i throw a head kick in a fight : )
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  29. 09-01-11 01:24 AM #99
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    Moth Man
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  30. 09-01-11 01:48 AM #100
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    Be put on a centipede rack
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  31. 09-02-11 02:16 PM #101
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    the worst thing would be being fried on a skillet! - would hurt 20 times more than it would hurt a human
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  32. 09-02-11 02:19 PM #102
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    Having to buy shoes for Moth Man?
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  33. 09-02-11 07:17 PM #103
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    Shitting his pants on the school bus?
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  34. 09-02-11 08:46 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Stare into a mirror at midnight and say his name 3 times and you'll find out.
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  35. 09-03-11 05:44 AM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    Moth Man is the correct answer
    Just ran it by Mrs Bear.
    We both think Moth Man is the better answer.
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