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  • hubie69
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-16-10
    • 7329

    #144376
    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
    Wtf
    Thats right daggles.

    Daggles have you ever been to Canada?

    Last edited by hubie69; 02-28-22, 06:41 PM.
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #144377
      Originally posted by hubie69
      Thats right daggles.

      Daggles have you ever been to Canada?

      Umm… My camel called. He wants his toe back.
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #144378
        Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

        He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.


        The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


        "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."


        The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"


        Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."


        The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"


        "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."


        The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"


        Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."





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        • hubie69
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-16-10
          • 7329

          #144379
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

          He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.


          The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


          "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."


          The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"


          Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."


          The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"


          "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."


          The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"


          Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."





          This is about right. Officially unreported.
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #144380
            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
            Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

            He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.


            The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


            "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."


            The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"


            Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."


            The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"


            "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."


            The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"


            Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."





            Good one Daggie !!!
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            • Bostongambler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-01-08
              • 35581

              #144381
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

              He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.


              The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


              "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."


              The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"


              Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."


              The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"


              "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."


              The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"


              Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."





              Is it a Rolex?
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              • wolfmanmeadows
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 12-29-20
                • 915

                #144382
                #PlayingDozens

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                • hubie69
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-16-10
                  • 7329

                  #144383
                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                  Is it a Rolex?
                  You know it
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #144384
                    After going 10-1 yesterday, you can call me Mr 59%

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                    • stevenash
                      Moderator
                      • 01-17-11
                      • 65450

                      #144385
                      Daggles?
                      Want to know something?
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #144386
                        Originally posted by stevenash
                        Daggles?
                        Want to know something?
                        Yes, of course.
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                        • hubie69
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-16-10
                          • 7329

                          #144387
                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                          Yes, of course.
                          I thought you were Mr 59%? I'm shocked you would respond to daggles.
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65450

                            #144388
                            I pooped, that's what.





                            Nasher's back.



                            And it was a real stinker too.

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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #144389
                              Originally posted by hubie69
                              I thought you were Mr 59%? I'm shocked you would respond to daggles.
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #144390
                                Originally posted by stevenash
                                I pooped, that's what.





                                Nasher's back.



                                And it was a real stinker too.




                                Did you wipe your butt?
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                                • stevenash
                                  Moderator
                                  • 01-17-11
                                  • 65450

                                  #144391
                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo



                                  Did you wipe your butt?
                                  I had to, twice man.

                                  It was kind of a sloppy poopy.
                                  It was hardly a solid effort, more like a hybrid Hormel Dinty Moore Beef Stew/Carvel soft serve number two.

                                  On the plus side when it's coming out you don't feel like you're squeezing out a porcupine, the drawback being you need three big boy wipes to clean up that mudslide.



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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #144392
                                    Had to take Marvel to the vet last night.

                                    My poor lil girl has an ear infection.

                                    I guess that’s common with puppies, especially ones with floppy ears.

                                    They flushed out her ears and cleaned her up good with antibiotics

                                    She feels a lot better today fetching her toy balls like a good happy girl
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                                    • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-08-10
                                      • 8944

                                      #144393
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      Left, right or middle?


                                      Me: “Could you 3 skanks hurry up and take the damn picture! My reservations are for 7 o’clock and I’m already running late…..”

                                      <a href="https://ibb.co/m6zm8QK"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/t8CSXy6/93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544.jpg" alt="93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544" border="0"></a> <a href="https://ibb.co/6yKBWVT"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/wdnsz3P/F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E.jpg" alt="F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E" border="0"></a>
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                                      • hubie69
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-16-10
                                        • 7329

                                        #144394
                                        Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                        Me: “Could you 3 skanks hurry up and take the damn picture! My reservations are for 7 o’clock and I’m already running late…..”

                                        <a rel="nofollow" href="https://ibb.co/m6zm8QK"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/t8CSXy6/93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544.jpg" alt="93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544" border="0"></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="https://ibb.co/6yKBWVT"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/wdnsz3P/F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E.jpg" alt="F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E" border="0"></a>
                                        Start with chop chop salad, then a 16oz ribeye oscar style, Broccoli and Cauliflower, crem brulee.
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #144395
                                          Definitely getting some oysters on the half shell too
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                                          • stevenash
                                            Moderator
                                            • 01-17-11
                                            • 65450

                                            #144396
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo


                                            I guess that’s common with puppies, especially ones with floppy ears.

                                            They flushed out her ears and cleaned her up good with antibiotics

                                            She feels a lot better today fetching her toy balls like a good happy girl
                                            Very common and antibiotics are a puppy dogs best friend.
                                            Pop her one extra treat for being brave.

                                            You know who has floppy ears?
                                            She does.




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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #144397
                                              Everyone’s looking at the negative side of war

                                              No one noticed how the Paralympics are going to be an easy win for Ukraine













                                              Too soon?
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                                              • stevenash
                                                Moderator
                                                • 01-17-11
                                                • 65450

                                                #144398
                                                Wally says to Beaver:

                                                "Beaver, have you ever heard of girls"
                                                Beaver says "Well gee Wally, sure I've heard of girls, I just wish they were ever invented"

                                                That Judy Rankin was always mean to Beaver.
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                                                • hubie69
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-16-10
                                                  • 7329

                                                  #144399
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Everyone’s looking at the negative side of war

                                                  No one noticed how the Paralympics are going to be an easy win for Ukraine













                                                  Too soon?
                                                  Nah. I don't think so. One of my pussies also liked it.


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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65450

                                                    #144400
                                                    Originally posted by hubie69
                                                    Nah. I don't think so. One of my pussies also liked it.



                                                    Who doesn't like pussy?
                                                    (that old gag)
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81450

                                                      #144401
                                                      Too many cute animal pics on this page.

                                                      I’m slacking
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #144402
                                                        Fawk this guy

                                                        Russia can keep him


                                                        <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Russell Texas Bentley not a couple hours ago, he&#39;s been there fighting and working for the past 8 years, total badass:<a href="https://t.co/3QU0nysB75">https://t.co/3QU0nysB75</a> <a href="https://t.co/HXpWSfvxB3">https://t.co/HXpWSfvxB3</a> <a href="https://t.co/8QvGzq58Vk">pic.twitter.com/8QvGzq58Vk</a></p>&mdash; Vasta (@Current2182) <a href="https://twitter.com/Current2182/status/1498304197019774982?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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                                                        • stevenash
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • 01-17-11
                                                          • 65450

                                                          #144403
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          Too many cute animal pics on this page.

                                                          I’m slacking
                                                          You're holding your own.
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                                                          • hubie69
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-16-10
                                                            • 7329

                                                            #144404
                                                            Love the cute animal pics. We need more.



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                                                            • wolfmanmeadows
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 12-29-20
                                                              • 915

                                                              #144405
                                                              NHL ML
                                                              PHI
                                                              NYI

                                                              Draw
                                                              CGY/MIN
                                                              BOS/ANA

                                                              NBA spread
                                                              WAS

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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #144406
                                                                Originally posted by hubie69
                                                                Love the cute animal pics. We need more.



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                                                                • stevenash
                                                                  Moderator
                                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                                  • 65450

                                                                  #144407
                                                                  Help me out here Dags?
                                                                  I can't find any naked pictures of Brynn Thayer on the 'net.
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #144408
                                                                    This is fukkin disgusting right here


                                                                    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We need to name and shame these absolute cowards. You should be appalled at yourselves. Also, let’s get this brave young man some Martial Arts training. <a href="https://t.co/mposAJIDlw">https://t.co/mposAJIDlw</a></p>&mdash; michael (@bisping) <a href="https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1498685693949878287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >March 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #144409
                                                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                                                      Help me out here Dags?
                                                                      I can't find any naked pictures of Brynn Thayer on the 'net.
                                                                      The soap star?
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #144410
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        This is fukkin disgusting right here


                                                                        <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We need to name and shame these absolute cowards. You should be appalled at yourselves. Also, let’s get this brave young man some Martial Arts training. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/mposAJIDlw">https://t.co/mposAJIDlw</a></p>&mdash; michael (@bisping) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1498685693949878287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >March 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
                                                                        <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="uk" dir="ltr">Байрактари в роботі. Наші оператори ювелірно криють колони ворожих військ. Знищено російський БУК в районі Малина Житомирської області.<br>Бійтеся, вороги! Не буде вам спокою на нашій землі!<a href="https://t.co/P5fCPeWTB8">https://t.co/P5fCPeWTB8</a> <a href="https://t.co/dH2UEUbKST">pic.twitter.com/dH2UEUbKST</a></p>&mdash; ВОЇНИ УКРАЇНИ���� (@ArmedForcesUkr) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArmedForcesUkr/status/1497997019515961347?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 27, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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