Today's useless fun fact.
The capital city of Hell is Pandemonium.
If it's trivial and if it's useless I know it.
I bet it gets hot in the summer there.
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100943
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
I bet it gets hot in the summer there.
You will literally sweat your balls off!
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#100944
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100945
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Looks pretty much exactly like every chick I've ever had sex with, they look really good in the beginning but then when you get to the end you can tell her just said useless reptile hungry serpent!
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100946
That's why SBR is here so we can School these new kids to the game.
I was a complete idiot all through my 20s had a couple hoes but not the numbers I should have been doing.
This was before Instagram and snapfuck and all that other bullshit.
When you actually had to have some game to pull a bitch.
These days bitches appreciate a man approaching them in public and not on some stupid dating app.
Also I've gotten a lot more fluid in the language of women and I've stopped really giving a penetrate what anyone thinks. Just bang em in their stinks!
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#100947
Originally posted by BrickJames
Looks pretty much exactly like every chick I've ever had sex with, they look really good in the beginning but then when you get to the end you can tell her just said useless reptile hungry serpent!
Comment
Bostongambler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-01-08
35581
#100948
Originally posted by BrickJames
Definitely #2 she's a pro model with huge , #3 is the director's girlfriend and she is butt ugly. Selena Gomez is like a 6, can't really remember the other one but I definitely love young bitches in their early twenties that's my forte
The cop must workout
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100949
Originally posted by KVB
Is it Ken Spears, the co-creator of Scooby Doo? He flew off to heaven, where all dogs go, on Nov 6th...
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100950
Originally posted by Bostongambler
The cop must workout
Everyone is a model in that movie. He probably works out twice a day and six times on Sunday
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100951
@1:05...
CHEER, CHEER FOR OLD NOTRE DAME,
WAKE UP THE ECHOES CHEERING HER NAME,
SEND THE VOLLEY CHEER ON HIGH,
SHAKE DOWN THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY,
WHAT THOUGH THE ODDS BE GREAT OR SMALL,
OLD NOTRE DAME WILL WIN OVER ALL,
WHILE HER LOYAL SONS ARE MARCHING ON TOWARD VICTORY!
She definitely need a dick prescribed to her. I would love that opportunity
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100955
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
You know he did porn under the name, big Floyd the landlord. Not lying.
I haven't watched it because I don't watch black porn it's disgusting.
But my friend did and told me his pecker was Tiny? Ain't that about a bitch
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#100956
Yeah, his video is on the porn sites. I've never actually watched it though, so can't comment on penis size.
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100957
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Yeah, his video is on the porn sites. I've never actually watched it though, so can't comment on penis size.
Black people in porn turn me off like a cold shower.
I personally just think they look gross as fukk.
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100958
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
damn I belched!...
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100959
Originally posted by stevenash
Me too, someone please get me up to speed.
Long story short Nasher...semi-nude pics of hairy women, fat women, erect penises, finger sniffing, KVB's market analysis picks, and about 500 RIP tributes to Alex Trebeck...that just about sums it up...
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100960
Originally posted by Da Manster!
damn I belched!...
She could probably tuck that tail around behind her and poke you in the ass manster! We know you like that don't lie.
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100961
Why do all my plays gotta be so strong like some basement gin?
Idk
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#100962
How many Oreo cookies do you guys eat in one session?
I just polished off a whole row.
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100963
Originally posted by BrickJames
She could probably tuck that tail around behind her and poke you in the ass manster! We know you like that don't lie.
Hell, I'll try anything once!...
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100964
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
How many Oreo cookies do you guys eat in one session?
I just polished off a whole row.
1 row easily with some whole milk.
Don't get me drunk because I might eat more.
The packaging says the serving size is two cookies!
I eat two of them bitches before I get the package all the way open
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100965
Originally posted by Da Manster!
Hell, I'll try anything once!...
Once? 🙄🙄🙄
Lol fukkin w you chill.
Comment
DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#100966
Who the hell would eat just TWO Oreos???
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100967
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Who the hell would eat just TWO Oreos???
Right! But then the super hot hot sauce I have that comes in the damn grenade bottle because it's so hot says the serving size is one teaspoon who is eating one teaspoon of this shit?
One drop will make you cry and blow your nose
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100968
Says the same thing on the bacon two strips of bacon is a serving size!
I eat two strips before the shits even fully cooked!
Wtf
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100969
I bought this super hot pickle from the convenience store the other day and it said the serving was 1 oz and it had like 480 grams of sodium.
So this packaged pickle is basically just a big bag of salt that they're selling me so they don't have to keep the damn pickles refrigerated to keep them fresh.
Comment
Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#100970
Originally posted by BrickJames
Once?
Lol fukkin w you chill.
nah, I'm straight as an arrow......we are just trippin' and having fun in here...that's what the Fly Me thread is all about brother...
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100971
Originally posted by Da Manster!
nah, I'm straight as an arrow......we are just trippin' and having fun in here...that's what the Fly Me thread is all about brother...
Yeah buddy, girlfriend is out of town she showed me a picture of one of her best friends on Halloween and I've been talking about it ever since and She penetrating hates it I don't know why she would show me that shit she knows I'm a dog.
About to fukk her friend raw dog.
Bitch should have never showed me that picture I don't know what she was thinking
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100972
Obviously I can't follow the friend because then it would piss her off but she started showing me these pictures of this bitch dress like a whore on Halloween!
So tonight it all comes to fruition.
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100973
I'll fukk your friends, I'll fukk your sister, I'll fukk your mom, I'll literally penetrate your whole life up!
If I had a guy ass dating profile that would probably be it
Comment
BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#100974
Originally posted by BrickJames
I'll fukk your friends, I'll fukk your sister, I'll fukk your mom, I'll literally penetrate your whole life up!
If I had a guy ass dating profile that would probably be it
And these hoes would probably come running because they love drama. Just watch any chick flick it's always the same shit.
Comment
NrmlCurvSurfr
SBR MVP
04-05-10
2896
#100975
Originally posted by BrickJames
Obviously I can't follow the friend because then it would piss her off but she started showing me these pictures of this bitch dress like a whore on Halloween!
So tonight it all comes to fruition.
You’re girl knows what’s going on...she threw you a piece while she was out of town...very considerate gal imo!