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**smokenjoke** · 05-24-16, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by JMon

JMon biz just bought himself a Escalade (just a 2011- fully loaded) , but still a bit pumped. Traded in the '07 Tahoe and got 17K trade. Pearl white. Sorry to brag, but I just one upped the spics down the mall at Jalisicos Mexican Restaurant. Only difference, I am not housing my family in it and have to pay taxes.

spics huh. Not cool bruh

**PerfectGrape** · 05-24-16, 07:08 PM

tampa +123? who's shrute on?

**JMon** · 05-24-16, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

spics huh. Not cool bruh

Ya in our area they are spics. Openly tell me they don't work and have wad of fukking cash that takes me two weeks generate. Yes fukking spics and drive nicer vehicles than me that I fukkin bust my ass for. Sorry if that offends you smoken.

**KVB** · 05-24-16, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by JMon

good luck KVBer

Too late my post was about a loss I had posted, then I posted a win that was basically past posting, something I never do but it was my first WNBA play of the season.

Now I basically sit here...

**KVB** · 05-24-16, 08:49 PM

Until later, I leave you with this...

**PerfectGrape** · 05-24-16, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Too late my post was about a loss I had posted, then I posted a win that was basically past posting, something I never do but it was my first WNBA play of the season.

Now I basically sit here...

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Mr Bill Collector, well done pal

**PerfectGrape** · 05-24-16, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I think the trauma laid down on me by that bear had to do with one time as a kid, riding along in one of our pastures with my Grandfather, my sister and I were sitting in the bed of the truck, on the wheel wells, as we drove around lookin' at the cattle, a little situation arose that forever impacts me today when surprise, unexpected kahk suddenly appears....

that day long ago, right as we pull up alongside my Grandfather's big ass Hereford bull, the f'n bull decides to mount a cow, and right in front of my sis and I, and my little brother -- ten feet away at most -- he rares up on two legs to mount the cow, his f'n four to five-foot schlong comes flying out of its sheath, giz flying from the outset, spraying everywhere, and the bull buries it into the cow in one fell swoop..... although half his load was wasted, the other gallon or two most assuredly did the f'n trick..... no pumping, just one huge simultaneous movement, synchronized to perfection through obvious years of practice and execution.....

my sister screams and about shits in her pants, while my brother and I are laffing our asses off at the bull we affectionately called "Red Arrow" after that traumatizing event..... Seeing how bad my sister was shaken by the event tho, kinda rubbed off on me, and now I cringe like she did that day anytime a nasty lookin' tool suddenly appears unexpectedly......

also, it wasn't so much a violation of man code, but rather a demonstration of how my distorted mind works....

after the initial shock factor, I immediately focused on what kind of sick fuk would draw a five o'clock shadowish-stubble on bear nuts? He looked like he really took his time..... carefully placing each f'n pube as it grew back from a "porn star" trim the bear had obviously received, compared to the length of my own such stubble right now, about four days prior.....

you sure have some tales to tell

saw a red-assed baboon at the zoo.
never really thought about the person who did the drawing, must be a weird guy like you said

**smokenjoke** · 05-24-16, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by JMon

Ya in our area they are spics. Openly tell me they don't work and have wad of fukking cash that takes me two weeks generate. Yes fukking spics and drive nicer vehicles than me that I fukkin bust my ass for. Sorry if that offends you smoken.

yeah!!! YOU!!! Offended ME!!!
The proactive was Yo Very active!!!
BAU

Love & Peace

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Too late my post was about a loss I had posted, then I posted a win that was basically past posting, something I never do but it was my first WNBA play of the season.

Now I basically sit here...

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**JMon** · 05-25-16, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

yeah!!! YOU!!! Offended ME!!!
The proactive was Yo Very active!!!
BAU

Love & Peace

You have mail mr smoken

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-16, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

spics huh. Not cool bruh

at lest he didn't call them "taco vendors", that was our preferred choice as kids.....

my sister, for years, thought the term was "taco benders", as in the little mescin guys that "bend" the taco shells into there common "u" shape

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-16, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by PerfectGrape

you sure have some tales to tell

saw a red-assed baboon at the zoo.
never really thought about the person who did the drawing, must be a weird guy like you said

bulls must have hellacious mental game.... foreplay for them consists of staring at a cow's vagina for about five minutes, working that load up in their mind, and then exploding with it in one thrust....

amazing shit to see

**Da Manster!** · 05-25-16, 09:14 AM

Hey Clint (FidelCashFlow),
Did you hear that noise last night?!...

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

bulls must have hellacious mental game.... foreplay for them consists of staring at a cow's vagina for about five minutes, working that load up in their mind, and then exploding with it in one thrust....

amazing shit to see

it was a well written piece, you got the imagery across

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 11:21 AM

graper you cash cow today? Thinking Halos over.

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 12:13 PM

already at -180, no play for me, took the under after it hit 7.5. hoping for good start out of Carlos, held cubs to 3 hits 5K on 4/20, believe I posted cards winner that day

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-16, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by PerfectGrape

it was a well written piece, you got the imagery across

trust me, I doubt I did it justice..... the look of surprise on my little brother's face was priceless, the look of horror on my sister's... not so much.....

everyone should witness this live at a distance of ten feet away before they die....

get those bucket lists out

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 12:18 PM

cubs gonna have trouble with the slider today

**KVB** · 05-25-16, 12:29 PM

Fuggin Cubs starting to piss me off. Numbers always showing an Arrieta blowout and public all over them.

I just smell something fishy anymore. It seems like they've had their run and are due to slide.

Too much indecision from other market metrics and I am passing far to many times with Arrieta at the mound.

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Fuggin Cubs starting to piss me off. Numbers always showing an Arrieta blowout and public all over them.

I just smell something fishy anymore. It seems like they've had their run and are due to slide.

Too much indecision from other market metrics and I am passing far to many times with Arrieta at the mound.

Jorge getting hot G, expect his numbers to rise. Fowler and Zobrist gonna come back down to Earth.

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by PerfectGrape

cubs gonna have trouble with the slider today

dude throwing too many fb

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by PerfectGrape

already at -180, no play for me, took the under after it hit 7.5. hoping for good start out of Carlos, held cubs to 3 hits 5K on 4/20, believe I posted cards winner that day

too focused on his 4/20 start, should've paid more attention to his crummy last 2 starts

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by JMon

graper you cash cow today? Thinking Halos over.

Both looking good.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-25-16, 02:28 PM

Happy Wednesday!!!

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by JMon

Both looking good.

nice hit, liked the over with those starters, was at 9.5 though and wasn't sure if wind was blowing to left or blowing in/to left

**KVB** · 05-25-16, 03:14 PM

Man i'm one creepy dude. Look at this PM I sent Optional, with a copy to Kahn.

Just Creepy.

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I wonder what will be next.

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 04:08 PM

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Man i'm one creepy dude. Look at this PM I sent Optional, with a copy to Kahn.

Just Creepy.

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http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3264290-put-up-shut-up-kvb-p2.html#post25767706

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I wonder what will be next.

This will be up there as one of SBR's best battles!!!!

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 04:20 PM

Please no walk off, one time.

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 04:20 PM

Yadi striking out at a ball in the dirt foot off the plate

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by PerfectGrape

Yadi striking out at a ball in the dirt foot off the plate

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 04:23 PM

looks like the cards can't handle the slider

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-25-16, 04:23 PM

Yeeeehaw

**PerfectGrape** · 05-25-16, 04:25 PM

Woo! afraid you took the runline JMon

**JMon** · 05-25-16, 04:26 PM

boom...good early action... Cubbies own the Cards to far.