What do Paul Walker and Steve Irwin have in common?
They both got killed by a fish tail
Bets was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, 'That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death, or I have sex with you.' After considering briefly, Bets decided to accept the latter alternative. So, he bent over, and the black bear had his way with Bets.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks,Bets soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear Stood right next to him. The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Bets. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death, or I have rough sex with you.' Again, Bets thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So, he bent over again, and the grizzly had his way with Bets.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bets fully recovered. Now Bets was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Bets, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?'
And a Merry Christmas to you as well Count
