1. 08-07-11 08:37 PM #1
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    I Banged The Mom Today

    she invited me over her house. i used tracer's advice here. i asked her what her fav liquor was and she was like any type of vodka. i stole a handle of smirnoff from my parents cupboard. so i get there and her place is nice, she has her own apartment. she said she dropped her kid off at her parents house for the day so we could hang out alone. at this point i knew i was gonna score.

    so we start mixing some drinks. i pour vodka in 2 cups and then add some fruity substance as a mixer. so we are sipping drinks on the couch while watching the met game. at this point i had about 1 shot worth of liquor and i was tipsy. i start working my moves. i massaged her neck when she started moaning and then she jumped on me. so yeah we did it. i will limit the content to PG-rated material here as i do not want thread moved to private zone.

    guys i took pics of her but i will not post them here as i do not want to get buried by the forum.

    bobby she has a sister that is single. i might bring both of them to the ac bash so you can bang them too. you need an older more experienced woman for your first time.

    shari do not bury in this thread thanks
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  2. 08-07-11 08:38 PM #2
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    I do not believe Zeta here
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  3. 08-07-11 08:39 PM #3
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    Sounds like an eventful day you enjoyed...congrats!!!
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  4. 08-07-11 08:40 PM #4
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  5. 08-07-11 08:40 PM #5
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    holy fuking shit zeta.. i saw the pics..

    dear god..


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  6. 08-07-11 08:40 PM #6
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    Hahahahaha love this
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  7. 08-07-11 08:40 PM #7
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    and burial begins
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  8. 08-07-11 08:41 PM #8
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    omg

    omg


    omg




    what did i just see!!!
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  9. 08-07-11 08:41 PM #9
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    Zeta you use a condom guy??
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  10. 08-07-11 08:41 PM #10
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    If this is true salud brother

    not sure if it's true

    Edit: WHOAH WTF

    Zeta I've banged some tail I'm not proud of in my day but wow...at least you were drinking
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  11. 08-07-11 08:42 PM #11
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  12. 08-07-11 08:42 PM #12
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    jj that sorda looks like it could be Carols sister... you and zeta could be family pretty soon
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  13. 08-07-11 08:43 PM #13
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    Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

    That's the "Mom" you nailed?

    Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
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  14. 08-07-11 08:43 PM #14
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    She's only 59.
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  15. 08-07-11 08:43 PM #15
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    holy fukk guys hacked my computer!!!

    where did u find pics???
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  16. 08-07-11 08:43 PM #16
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  17. 08-07-11 08:44 PM #17
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    For the Love of God...is she a Leper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

    That's the "Mom" you nailed?

    Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
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  19. 08-07-11 08:44 PM #19
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    This is what paid posters do...

    I see JJ gave him tips...

    Zeta, broads are gonna bury you son..

    Being sharp is more than getting a good number...

    You should be hanging out with Bobby, eating healthy, working 9-5, and living a full life...

    Not drinking vodka with failed hookers and trying to beat a closer...
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  20. 08-07-11 08:45 PM #20
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    hahahahahahahahahahah
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  21. 08-07-11 08:45 PM #21
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    You forgot the 'grand' part in your thread title.
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  22. 08-07-11 08:46 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    holy fuking shit zeta.. i saw the pics..

    dear god..


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  23. 08-07-11 08:47 PM #23
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    Zeta I can't possibly bury you any more than I have in chat. I have no more words and my eyes are still stinging from the tears of laughter I've cried. Good luck in your future endeavours. Nice toes on her too.
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    this has got to be fake
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  25. 08-07-11 08:48 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Zeta-
    You should give her 1/2 of your rather "substantial" two front teeth so she could at least have a few of her own.
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    Zeta gets buried in the Saloon... It doesn't get any better
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    Zeta said he was doing her doggystyle and spanked that ass and she screamed with pleasure.

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    Hey...someone told me Zeta is handing out free rides tonight...SWEET

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  33. 08-07-11 09:02 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Zeta I can't possibly bury you any more than I have in chat. I have no more words and my eyes are still stinging from the tears of laughter I've cried. Good luck in your future endeavours. Nice toes on her too.
    How you made it to her feet I'll never know
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  34. 08-07-11 09:04 PM #34
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    guys unreal. where did u get pics??

    extra innings hacked my computer?
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  35. 08-07-11 09:45 PM #35
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    Did she take her teeth out for you?
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