1. 08-08-11 04:19 PM #71
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    quite possibly you banged the missing link.
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  2. 08-08-11 04:24 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post




    tell me thats not her.

    please tell me thats not her

    i cant read the whole thread. will be 10 minutes of my life i can never retrieve. need the cliff notes. tell me this isnt her
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  3. 08-08-11 04:35 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    calm down guys...he did give us fair warning and say that she "wasnt that hot".
    Watch it on the fair warning, TIA.
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  4. 08-08-11 04:41 PM #74
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    my feet
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  5. 08-08-11 04:46 PM #75
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    Zeta this can't possibly be true is it

    where tha fukk do you find women like this?? WTF
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  6. 08-08-11 04:52 PM #76
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    This has to be one big level... seriously... right???
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  7. 08-08-11 04:58 PM #77
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  8. 08-08-11 05:13 PM #78
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    Lucky motherfukker.

    Some guys just have it. Don't be jealous, haters.
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  9. 08-08-11 05:20 PM #79
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  10. 08-08-11 05:21 PM #80
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    Good one Zeta.
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  11. 08-08-11 05:28 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjets15 View Post
    U might as well just post the ass pictures.....can't get anyworse
    What?

    Thought these were just the ass pics???

    Oh My God....please tell me they were!!
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  12. 08-08-11 05:36 PM #82
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    The beauty of this thread....is it is so easy to back out of.....

    It's on the level of saying I had threesome with this....or placed a World Series Wager on the Astros....just a win-win for Zeta as he tests the levels of decency on the forum.
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  13. 08-08-11 05:44 PM #83
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    usually guys say they got a hummer but in his case he got a nummer lol
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  14. 08-08-11 06:03 PM #84
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    What the fukk bro, u hit that after only one shot of vodka???? I would have needed at least half the bottle. Then maybe MAYBE she would have to rape me. Unbelievable.
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  15. 08-08-11 06:04 PM #85
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    Zeta you'll be playing bingo on Friday's and you'll be waking up at 6am to go to Old Country Buffet in no time

    Just make sure you pull out

    You don't want to end up being a widow when granny dies from childbirth
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  16. 08-08-11 06:15 PM #86
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    Still Unreal!!!!
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  17. 08-08-11 06:25 PM #87
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    This is funny shit
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  18. 08-08-11 07:13 PM #88
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    un. fuking. real.
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  19. 08-08-11 07:15 PM #89
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  20. 08-08-11 07:30 PM #90
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    man the saloon is WHERE ITS AT

    zeta NICE JOB BRO

    its the guys who will bang anything that become the guys that can bang everything

    WELL DONE ZETA!!!
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  21. 08-08-11 07:34 PM #91
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    Zeta, you remind me of my cousin, you'll bang anything! I just want to know how the hell they got those pictures off your computer.
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  22. 08-08-11 07:37 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    For the Love of God...is she a Leper?
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  23. 08-08-11 07:58 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post


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  24. 08-08-11 08:07 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

    That's the "Mom" you nailed?

    Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
    common pal give the kid a brake hes gonna be a great seducer one day hes got all the tools

    if he wants to start off with MILFs of other species before he starts in with human MILFS well let him do what hes gotta do

    not even saying thats the case here, she looks human to me, but even if shes not no big deal
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  25. 08-08-11 08:37 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    she invited me over her house. i used tracer's advice here. i asked her what her fav liquor was and she was like any type of vodka. i stole a handle of smirnoff from my parents cupboard. so i get there and her place is nice, she has her own apartment. she said she dropped her kid off at her parents house for the day so we could hang out alone. at this point i knew i was gonna score.

    so we start mixing some drinks. i pour vodka in 2 cups and then add some fruity substance as a mixer. so we are sipping drinks on the couch while watching the met game. at this point i had about 1 shot worth of liquor and i was tipsy. i start working my moves. i massaged her neck when she started moaning and then she jumped on me. so yeah we did it. i will limit the content to PG-rated material here as i do not want thread moved to private zone.

    guys i took pics of her but i will not post them here as i do not want to get buried by the forum.

    bobby she has a sister that is single. i might bring both of them to the ac bash so you can bang them too. you need an older more experienced woman for your first time.

    shari do not bury in this thread thanks

    Where did you kids meet? Poor Bobby...
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  26. 08-08-11 08:55 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockBottom View Post
    Watch it on the fair warning, TIA.
    What?


    Congrats Zeta.
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  27. 08-08-11 09:05 PM #97
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  28. 08-08-11 09:05 PM #98
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    Way to go Z...
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  29. 08-08-11 09:18 PM #99
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    Hey I found another possible hottie for you Zeta

    She's got experience

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  30. 08-08-11 11:11 PM #100
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    unfukkinreal
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  31. 08-08-11 11:30 PM #101
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    don't know what to believe here, but thx for the entertainment!
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  32. 08-09-11 12:14 AM #102
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    This lady is definitely missing a few strands of DNA.
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  33. 08-09-11 12:45 AM #103
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  34. 08-09-11 05:29 AM #104
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    Horrific
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  35. 08-09-11 05:59 AM #105
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    Are you going to bang her again zeta, and how was it? Was she a looey goosey?
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