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    jose21_us
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    Wow what a gentlemen!!

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    you can get that watch at the denneys gumball machine by the exit...for 50cents

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    How's the run going in Vegas, Harry?

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    You definitely got your hands full but I've seen crazier things happen. HOpefully you report back to us that you are up 1042!!!

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    JJ must have this guy on the payroll

    we knows it's a fake story

    at least make it interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    JJ must have this guy on the payroll

    we knows it's a fake story

    at least make it interesting
    Obviously its a fake story. Harry thinks paco is a "legend" lol and a great gambler lol. Harry went south with his homey pac and now he is on the crackpipe while paco stuck to snorting and weed. It sounds as if harry tailed pac a little too much and ended up selling his "rented basement" to another one of pacs "tailers". Poor harry- at least he is in vegas unlike us losing gamblers who "forgot" to tail pac.

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    The fake story department obviously sucks.

  8. #78
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    whew.....you know a 1 legged woman is alot lighter than a reg one....crazy nite boyz took my twenty and doubled it up playing blackjack at mgm 1 hand found a ten dollar table...had 15 dealer had 7 showing ..hit that..ace hit again four ..got twenty..dealer has ace in hole pulled a queen....I ran so fast from that table that I freakin left my dorito bag....sucks....its early here and my pockets are full...never went to that palms club.....one legg( i nicknamed her...she liked it) and i went to her pad..the Las Vegas Trailer resorts....nice place she had a double wide...she said got it in her third divorce.....I had her swinging all over that joint one leg there same leg over there same leg up same leg down....we definatly had the best 5 mins we had in a while..after a couple of ciggs she had to take her meds and nap..so now im 40.00...down 2.00 got a Vice Presidental Rolex an looking to party...leaving mgm....heading to the venetian......will update my progress...btw the strip casinos are cheap on there drinks stingy.....been walking around grabbing ones from the slots when no one was looking...hate mixing wine beer hard liquer and some thick kinda smelly drink...dont know what that was...anyways...i check in from the venetian.

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    better than tv.

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    Good luck man. I'm pullin' for you!
    A chip and a chair is all you need.
    You got this!

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    man i always figured between playing bj 25 a hand min and liking poker and sports betting that i would need a couple grand to go to vegas but if all you need is 42 bucks im going tomorrow when i get my 800 dollar paycheck on 800 i could stay forever right?

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    Harry you need to trick out One Legg and build your roll. Get her over to BJ's by the MGM and have her give $20 BJ's out back. Degenerate casino workers go in there should be easy to pick up a couple extra 20's.

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    lol riveting tale mate

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    LOLOL this is going to be a long FAIL ass trip. u have a better chance on the sidewalks asking for $$

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    Pissed off!!!!! Just got kicked out of the venetian for taking peoples drinks from where they sit them between the slots ...im mean come on i did wait till they left some asshole from chicago came back for his as i was guzzeling down his scotch on the rocks called security...i showed them i had 40.00 to throw around in thier joint they didnt care jerks....so now im waking down the strip druck as hell thinking about one leg might head back to slots of fun...might get lucky again....check in later boys

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    dude.. u're in worst shape than me

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    this just sounds like a horrrible idea.. bring some more cash

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    ****
    UPDATE***
    MAN......what a nite only got a few hours sleep . after getting kicked out of the venetian I headed back to slot r us played a nickel machine lost about 8 bucks kept watching my back thinking that guy would want his rolex back but luckily he never appeared...sat down on a BJ table there they got 1$ min bet.....went on a epic run boyz.. had 32.00 left started out cautiously playing 2-3 a hand I couldnt lose started playing 5.00 ahand then ten...couple of times I even split aces got double BJ...it was amazing played about 55 hands won 39-32 easily, took my 32.00 bankroll up to 203.00 i am on top of the world!!!!!!!!its about 2am now I decide to be a big shot take a taxi to downtown to the 4 queens...cost 11.00 gave the guy 15...bankroll 188.00...walk into the 4 queens and who do i see......one leg....with another dude....a freakin midget...4 foot nuthin...she looked at me looked at her new boy toy then back at me and shrugged her shoulders and went back to drinking her beer...i said fukk it I didnt come here for love....i came to do some damage...headed to the craps table boys!!!!! walked up to a large crowd wiggled my way up to a side rail ..some dude from probably from texas was throwing fire...hittin 8, 9 10s all day I played the field played the pass line rolled with this guy hit a couple of ....exotics double 5 double 4 my pockets were full of chips....this was exciting....cowboy left the table and the table got cold i put a good amount back but left before i gave it all back...went to cash in ....im up to 380.00 people from 42.00 amazing..... then a slot machine caught my eye one of them new ones with thebonus plays...i couldnt resist.. started feeding it 20.00 at a time I was like controlled by this machine winning crap kept chasing finally left ...., walked out of the4queens with 50.00 left.. WTF!!!!! MAN I felt drained lost majority of my newbankroll ... lost my one legged dame..out of doritos,,,,hungary..tired so I started walking found a cheap little buffet 6.99 from 2am-6am.. and ate like DUECE.....i mean really piled on the food.. plate after plate after plate....then sleeplyness comes in....NOOOOOOO. I dont have enough for a room..that fukkin midget is probaby all over one leg at her pad...gotta find a quick place to catch a few shut eyes and get back my $$ before the bus leaves tonight... talk to ya later guys im exhausted
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    sounds like a good night.. but why at women with one leg... that are into midgets? she must of looked like a dog.

  20. #90
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  21. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    Yes! What a great find. Props to you.

  22. #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    bottle of strawberry hill = straight ballin

    This story is fukking hilarious

  23. #93
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    crashed for a few hours at a catholic church about 3 blocks from downtown..said some hail marys...put a cpl of dollars in the donation box .. now heading back to get serious now.. got about 31.94 left....heading to the california casino at the end of freemont...gonna get + even ....got 7 hours 40 mins till my bus picks mr up ..gonna do some damage....check in later boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    is this serious

    has to be BS

  25. #95
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    can see it now, watching pawn stars with a guy wanting to sell his fake rolex

  26. #96
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    oh this is great

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    U guys shud be amazed this guy actually spent 2 days in vegas for 9 bucks so far

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    Best of luck with your 42 dollar, man.

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    wait he didn't go to gamble $42 he just went?

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    not hes been gambling off 42 bucks and still has money.

  31. #101
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    what happened to this guy?? did you sell your rolex for 10 bucks??

  32. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    crashed for a few hours at a catholic church about 3 blocks from downtown..said some hail marys...put a cpl of dollars in the donation box .. now heading back to get serious now.. got about 31.94 left....heading to the california casino at the end of freemont...gonna get + even ....got 7 hours 40 mins till my bus picks mr up ..gonna do some damage....check in later boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how the fukk do you have ABOUT $31.94 ??????

    do you actually have tenths of cents there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Cool Ranch Doritos are addicting, you'll probably fuk around and blow your whole bankroll on 'em.
    the funniest thing ever!

  34. #104
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    Good luck to you. Maybe put it on a single number in roulette

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    good luck. should of taken two six packs.

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