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    Yeah guy someone saw you.

    I doubt shes Macgyver enough to bring back your dead cellphone.

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    Look her square in the eyes and say these four words............"pic or not true"

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Look her square in the eyes and say these four words............"pic or not true"
    I would change this to "pic or get the fukk out".
    Then, on the off chance she produced said pic....I would look her in the eyes, and tell her this...." Alright, you got me. Yes, I fukked her. Yes I did. I fukked her.

    But baby.....I make love to
    you
    !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would change this to "pic or get the fukk out".
    Then, on the off chance she produced said pic....I would look her in the eyes, and tell her this...." Alright, you got me. Yes, I fukked her. Yes I did. I fukked her.

    But baby.....I make love to
    you!"


    Good luck Tanner! See you at the bash!

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    if she says the other girls name, say "xxx, never fukkin heard of her pal".

    oh, and we need pics of said fling that you took to the beach

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    if she says the other girls name, say "xxx, never fukkin heard of her pal".

    oh, and we need pics of said fling that you took to the beach
    So true, tell her "Never fukkkin heard of her" CLASSIC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would change this to "pic or get the fukk out".
    Then, on the off chance she produced said pic....I would look her in the eyes, and tell her this...." Alright, you got me. Yes, I fukked her. Yes I did. I fukked her.

    But baby.....I make love to
    you
    !"
    Solid advice


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    Chances are she was doing it too.

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    "Honey, it was just a warm place to masterbate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post

    Erock she does but all that has is #'s...no names and she can't read the texts or anything.

    Getting off her plan this week
    lol.. you guys are on the same plan ?? why ?? how?? and you wonder how she caught you ? she probably did a reverse search on some of the numbers you have done.. or even worse she just typed it into facebook man..

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    I had an ex I shared a phone line tell me she could see every text I sent on our bill.

    Anyway if I were you I'd just come clean bro and see what happens. Get that mouth ready for some prolonged cunnilingus should you be lucky enough to get the opportunity to make it good.

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    You guys make your own problems

    This never would of happened if Tanner was not cheap

    All he had to do is pay an escort and its over, no names, traces, attachments
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    Tanner did you tell any of your buddies what you were up to? If so, it is possible that he snitched on you because he is trying to fukk your girl. Sad I know, but it happens.

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    I think you're ****** guy.
    Ive been caught cheating or red handed out with another chic before and things are just never the same after that.
    Even if you can put things back together in the short term down the road it will bubble back up.
    My advice would be to cut your losses and move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I had an ex I shared a phone line tell me she could see every text I sent on our bill.
    I know T-mobile used to do this. Not sure if they still do. But if any of you guys are sharing a plan with your woman and are thinking about stepping out, you may want to check. A chick sees you send multiple texts to the same number and she doesn't recognise it, you can guarantee she'll check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    keystroke logger
    this^^^^ and u r telling all of us here u sure u didnt say anything to any of your friends??

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    i have never cheated on a woman as an adult.

    only when i was like 16. i value vag much more today than i useto. gotta be careful these days.

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