1. 05-31-11 02:11 PM #36
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    cigarettes
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  2. 05-31-11 02:13 PM #37
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    haha, we're a bunch of fukked up people in this thread.
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  3. 05-31-11 02:13 PM #38
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    I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
    marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk
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  4. 05-31-11 02:14 PM #39
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    It takes me a second to answer, but to come up with one is hard as hell and I burst out laughing as I type most of them
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  5. 05-31-11 02:15 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosseman22 View Post
    I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
    marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk
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  6. 05-31-11 02:16 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosseman22 View Post
    I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
    marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk
    hot lazy chick that likes to fukk

    Would you rather marry a hardcore christian bible-thumper or a satanist?
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  7. 05-31-11 02:18 PM #42
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    full time hobo i am living that paralized i mean i wish i would have went to prison i died 7 7 90 in a car accident ball barrings went out in the subaru i was riding in
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  8. 05-31-11 02:20 PM #43
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    Bring on the christian chick. Got a feeling they have some kind of wild side.
    Not really into that dark shit.

    Would you rather marry the woman of your dreams or be able to get any girl you want.
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  9. 05-31-11 02:20 PM #44
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    i cant even get a hard on
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  10. 05-31-11 02:21 PM #45
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    Any girl I want.

    Would you rather lose both your thumbs or your tongue?
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  11. 05-31-11 02:21 PM #46
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    Sorry to hear that dinaro. I truly am.
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  12. 05-31-11 02:23 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinaro7 View Post
    full time hobo i am living that paralized i mean i wish i would have went to prison i died 7 7 90 in a car accident ball barrings went out in the subaru i was riding in
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    i cant even get a hard on


    There's nothing I can really say to this. It sucks. Things like this always re-inforce my belief that there is no God.
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  13. 05-31-11 02:27 PM #48
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    any girl i want
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  14. 05-31-11 02:30 PM #49
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    i agree chili dog their is no god
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  15. 05-31-11 02:32 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinaro7 View Post
    i agree chili dog their is no god
    Maybe he is just a malicious carnt?
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  16. 05-31-11 02:33 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinaro7 View Post
    i agree chili dog their is no god
    Well, do you at least have access to some good pharmaceuticals to pass the time away?
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  17. 05-31-11 03:45 PM #52
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    for those that chose to be okay if their wife cheated with neighbors, please give me your addess so i can move next to you guys arghhhh i like the feeling of "the girls next door".
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  18. 05-31-11 06:34 PM #53
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    no i dont

    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Well, do you at least have access to some good pharmaceuticals to pass the time away?
    no i dont
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  19. 05-31-11 08:48 PM #54
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    Dont like depressing stuff. Hate thinking of things like that... but on the bright side you have been alive for over 20 years. . . gotta be some positive from that.

    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Any girl I want.

    Would you rather lose both your thumbs or your tongue?

    Both my thumbs.
    Sure I can figure something out

    Would you rather have sex with a Victoria secret model or make millions gambling ... Both seem farfetched... for me atleast
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  20. 05-31-11 09:03 PM #55
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    Millions! That's all those vapid whores are interested in anyway once you have that women are easy.
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  21. 06-01-11 11:57 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Would you rather have a three way with two fairly small guys or take it up the ass from one giant horsecock.
    I'd go with the horsecock. There's a chance you might survive, plus it's a horse and thus non-human so it wouldn't be gay.

    Would you rather have bamboo shoved under every fingernail or suck a dikk?
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  22. 06-01-11 12:05 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I'd go with the horsecock. There's a chance you might survive, plus it's a horse and thus non-human so it wouldn't be gay.

    Would you rather have bamboo shoved under every fingernail or suck a dikk?
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  23. 06-01-11 01:12 PM #58
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  24. 06-15-11 08:51 PM #59
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    Bumpin this thread back it was way to entertaining

    Gimme Chile's Bamboo.

    Would you rather watch JJ have sex or partake in a threesome with him ...
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  25. 06-16-11 12:02 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Time Hobo View Post
    Bumpin this thread back it was way to entertaining

    Gimme Chile's Bamboo.

    Would you rather watch JJ have sex or partake in a threesome with him ...
    I've been asking Gold to post the full video of him sexing that Canadianhooker, so I guess I am going to choose watching him have sex.

    Common JJ!!!

    Would you rather have lunch with Jesus or Allah?
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  26. 06-16-11 12:16 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by ncsubowen View Post
    Millions! That's all those vapid whores are interested in anyway once you have that women are easy.
    Amen, brotha. Dead on. SNAP take the money, the bitches come with that, later on.. Plus, I wouldn't pay millions to screw a VS model, so why take 1 time with her over the money anyways?
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  27. 06-16-11 12:43 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I've been asking Gold to post the full video of him sexing that Canadianhooker, so I guess I am going to choose watching him have sex.

    Common JJ!!!

    Would you rather have lunch with Jesus or Allah?
    Neither.
    But on the same token,

    Dinner and a movie with Jesus or Satan?
    I choose Satan. I am sure we would get high and eat well then watch a comedy and check out rippers after.
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  28. 06-16-11 01:42 PM #63
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    Would u rather fall in a bottomless pit or die a different death everyday. (Could happen anytime anywhere during the span of 24hrs)
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  29. 06-16-11 02:54 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by leafs_ducks View Post
    Would u rather fall in a bottomless pit or die a different death everyday. (Could happen anytime anywhere during the span of 24hrs)
    Falling in a bottomless pit sounds less painful (although far more boring).

    Would you rather give up sports(betting, watching, etc) completely or 7+ (on 1-10 scale, 10 highest) women?
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