1. 05-20-11 08:25 AM #1
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    The CDC Prepares For The Zombie Apocalypse

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has published a guide to prepare for the eventual Zombie Apocalypse.



    "The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?” Well, we’re here to answer that question for you....

    If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work)...."


    http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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  2. 05-20-11 08:51 AM #2
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    That is just too weird...
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  3. 05-20-11 08:56 AM #3
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    watch zombieland for pointers. rule 1 cardio. i for one am pushing for this.
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  4. 05-20-11 11:02 AM #4
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    i feel safer now Thank you CDC.
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  5. 05-20-11 11:27 AM #5
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    This has to be a hoax or a publicity stunt. If it's not the most scary thing is these fukking retards are in charge of outbreaks of real diseases.

    Let's have a document for the coming jesus apocalypse. Better stock up on those fish, crosses and little alter boys to fukk like the rest of the priests who get into heaven preaching the word of god.
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  6. 05-20-11 11:42 AM #6
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    Can Zombies swim? I plan to spend apocalypse floating in pool.
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  7. 05-20-11 11:45 AM #7
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    i love the zombies when they sing............................shes not there...............
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  8. 05-22-11 10:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Can Zombies swim? I plan to spend apocalypse floating in pool.
    never thought of that one before, good call dad
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  9. 05-22-11 10:56 AM #9
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    This is just crazy.
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  10. 05-22-11 10:56 AM #10
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    The damn things learned how to swim in Land of the Dead...
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  11. 05-22-11 05:15 PM #11
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    I cant Fukking wait for World War Z...
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  12. 05-22-11 05:53 PM #12
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    Really CDC?
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  13. 05-22-11 10:37 PM #13
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    Funny read.They must be looking for some publicity. . . atleast I hope so... otherwise this is depressing.
    But seriously who hasn't watched a movie or played some sort of video game having to do with the zombie apocalypse.
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  14. 05-23-11 01:10 AM #14
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    LOL they have zombie kits for sale too..... we can only imagine what the world would be like.. too many movies.
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  15. 05-23-11 01:12 AM #15
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    I wish a zombie apocalypse was possible
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  16. 05-23-11 01:34 AM #16
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    As long as it's the slow zombies, don't want to fukk with those rabid fast ones.
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