1. 05-19-11 09:47 AM #1
    tad0matic
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    My dogs in the USA

    This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

    At first the lady said,
    "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
    So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color,
    unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
    clue who their Daddy's are.
    They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
    My dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Damn, this is a great country.

    woops wrong subforum.
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  2. 05-19-11 09:49 AM #2
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    Weird post. Delete please
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  3. 05-19-11 04:39 PM #3
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    cool i'll sign my dog up we need food stamps she waighs 85lbs can't speak english and lays around the house all day
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  4. 05-19-11 06:22 PM #4
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    op...post less imo.
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  5. 05-20-11 07:27 AM #5
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    You cut some of the handouts being given out and see what people do then. You give stuff away people take. It's really that simple.
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  6. 05-20-11 08:51 AM #6
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    racist ban
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  7. 05-21-11 12:59 PM #7
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    nice summary of the social care system, we have the same issue in EU
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