serious legit question. Everyone knows i haven't been laid since 1994 and i was drunk then if you read my blog.
I mean how do you do it? When watching porn i see like 3 or 4 holes around the oyster area. How do u put it in? What does puzzy taste like? How do you eat it?
What if its dark? Can you do it with your shirt on? Im not taking my damn shirt off unless its dark
We should make this a sticky and all questions go here in this thread
I would also like tips on how you can make your rooster bigger . Has anyone here used extenze or enzyte or viagra or anything otc.
How do you ask for sex or does it just happen? I mean you just can't ask someone if they want to f\*\*k can you?
More later as i have alot of questions. I plan on getting laid , and not by a hooker before the year is out and married within 3 years.
Feel free to edit any words in this or move to the appropriate area.
thanks ,
crips