1. 05-11-11 08:42 PM #1
    saints7011
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    Best One Line Jokes...

    need some new material...


    What's the ultimate rejection ? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep .
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  2. 05-11-11 08:44 PM #2
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    Whats the difference between an ORAL thermometer and a RECTAL thermometer? .................... The TASTE !!!!
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  3. 05-11-11 09:08 PM #3
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    I had a book fall on my head last night - I only have my shelf to blame !

    Still that was better than when someone threw a can of coke at me - I was just lucky it was a soft drink or it would have really hurt !
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  4. 05-11-11 09:11 PM #4
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    My old girlfriend dumped me after telling me to go out and buy "something to make her look sexy" and I came back with a bottle of whiskey !

    After that I went through a bit of a lonely patch and decided to cheer myself up by ordering a DVD called "Bald + Barely Legal"
    ...imagine my disappointment when it arrived and I found out it was just a documentary on old tyres
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  5. 05-11-11 09:46 PM #5
    big joe 1212
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    what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

    the black ones steal your watch!
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  6. 05-11-11 10:44 PM #6
    saints7011
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    come on guys , help me out , I thought this was a brotherhood , Im starting to feel like the redheaded step...
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  7. 05-11-11 11:01 PM #7
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    what kind of silly joke is that?
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  8. 05-11-11 11:06 PM #8
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    wow what a thread fail.
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  9. 05-11-11 11:23 PM #9
    saints7011
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxwin View Post
    wow what a thread fail.
    it died before it started sox , HUGE disappointment...

    my brothers let me down...
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  10. 05-12-11 12:05 AM #10
    Ian
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    Time to get racial...

    What's the difference between a black guy and a tire?

    Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
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  11. 05-12-11 12:08 AM #11
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    I like *insert*whatever race/gender/minority*insert*...

    Everyone should have one.
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  12. 05-12-11 12:13 AM #12
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    Why are relationships like fat people? They hardly work out.
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  13. 05-12-11 12:14 AM #13
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    Who doesn't love racist jokes?
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  14. 05-12-11 12:32 AM #14
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    What's the difference between a Jew and Canoe?


    One tips.
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  15. 05-12-11 01:47 AM #15
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    My all time fave....

    Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

    She didn't have any arms.
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  16. 05-12-11 05:26 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

    the black ones steal your watch!
    wow....not a bad joke we got here
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  17. 05-12-11 07:11 AM #17
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    ....
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  18. 05-12-11 09:17 AM #18
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    maybe theres life to my failed thread , only 2 really made me laugh though...
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  19. 05-12-11 09:20 AM #19
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    Hi, I have leprosy, what's eating you?
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  20. 05-12-11 09:40 AM #20
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    wtf is "election summary?" lol.... fail.
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  21. 05-12-11 09:46 AM #21
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    Confusious walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
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  22. 05-12-11 09:55 AM #22
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    WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A f\*g AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE FRIDGE DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT.
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  23. 05-12-11 10:07 AM #23
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    Why wouldn't JFK have been a good boxer?














    He couldn't take a shot to the head.
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  24. 05-12-11 10:09 AM #24
    Al Masters
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    Did you hear about the Black family that didn't pay their garbage bill.

    Apparently they stopped delivery.
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  25. 05-12-11 10:12 AM #25
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    Whats the difference between a black man and a Paki?


    About 10 minutes in the oven.
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  26. 05-12-11 10:12 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    My all time fave....

    Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

    She didn't have any arms.
    lawls, best one by far
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