1. 05-10-11 06:49 PM #1
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    Why doesnt McDonalds deliver?

    McDonalds delivers in some other countries, why not here in the USA?

    Why are pizza joints and asian restaurants the only paces that deliver?
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  2. 05-10-11 06:50 PM #2
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    do u want an even higher obesity rate ?
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  3. 05-10-11 06:52 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    do u want an even higher obesity rate ?
    can you imagine McD's delivering. TTwarriors everywhere.
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  4. 05-10-11 06:53 PM #4
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    Cause most people are broke fukks that buy off the dollar menu

    Pizza joints have a minimum purchase amount for delivery..

    Imagine some kid wanting a 5 piece chicken nugget delivered
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  5. 05-10-11 06:55 PM #5
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    they would need 100's of drivers. u know how much business a given mickey d's does in a day
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  6. 05-10-11 06:57 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    do u want an even higher obesity rate ?
    I dont care about that. Pizza makes you fat too. I think McDonalds or Burger King or any other burger joint is losing out on money here. It works for them in Japan, why not here?
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Cause most people are broke fukks that buy off the dollar menu

    Pizza joints have a minimum purchase amount for delivery..

    Imagine some kid wanting a 5 piece chicken nugget delivered
    McDonalds could do the same thing though, have a minimum purchase amount... say $10. If customers want dollar menu items they would have to order a minimum of 10 items.
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  7. 05-10-11 06:59 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    McDonalds delivers in some other countries, why not here in the USA?

    Why are pizza joints and asian restaurants the only paces that deliver?
    Yes, I spent some time tasting the pussy in Buenos Aires, ARG for about 6 months and noticed the McDonalds' there deliver. As a matter of fact, everything delivers. Pizza, laundry, groceries...etc

    Little brown dudes on scooters carrying Big Macs and fries, it was pretty sweet.
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  8. 05-10-11 07:00 PM #8
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    Deuce's local mcdonalds would post the highest profits of any mcdonalds worldwide

    Excel, this is where you come in with a deuce photoshop
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    When we were younger, drunk, hungry at 2 or 3 in the morning, we'd often think about getting a service together that would cater to those craving some late night snacks like us.
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  10. 05-10-11 07:06 PM #10
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    cold fries suck, I would pass on delivery
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  11. 05-10-11 07:06 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Deuce's local mcdonalds would post the highest profits of any mcdonalds worldwide Excel, this is where you come in with a deuce photoshop
    deuce boyd is a fuking hamburger
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  12. 05-10-11 07:07 PM #12
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    Too much liability unless they subcontract out, which is probably what they do in Asia.

    Once you subcontract out for delivery drivers, many bad things can happen like there french fries turn to shit if driver is 10 minutes late... actually all of it turns to shit.

    Bottom line risk would not outweigh reward or they would do it everywhere.
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  13. 05-10-11 07:07 PM #13
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    they deliver in new york city
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  14. 05-10-11 07:09 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    deuce boyd is a fuking hamburger
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  15. 05-10-11 07:10 PM #15
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    Why anyone eats that kind of food blows my mind away. I know I am in the minority but I just don't get it.
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  16. 05-10-11 07:13 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    McDonalds delivers in some other countries, why not here in the USA? Why are pizza joints and asian restaurants the only paces that deliver?
    They can't even make a good hamburger, get that done before branching out.
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  17. 05-10-11 07:15 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    cold fries suck, I would pass on delivery
    To my surprise kfc and burger king fries came very hot delivered when i lived in Thailand. Really is an awesome service. Fast Food quality is much better in Asia imo my burgers werent smashed and the kfc chicken just tasted better different seasonings i guess.
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  18. 05-10-11 07:22 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    cold fries suck, I would pass on delivery
    Doublej, they could carry the good in heated bags like some of the pizza places do.
    Quote Originally Posted by stikymess View Post
    They can't even make a good hamburger, get that done before branching out.
    Stikymess, I have to agree with you here. I am not a McDOnalds fan. But I gurantee you that if burger king delivered I would place an order every now and then.
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  19. 05-10-11 07:30 PM #19
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    For those talking bout fries.. All these fast food places suck..

    Get yourself some potato wafers with cheese from mr hero and your in heaven..
    And their cheesesteaks are the bomb!

    You guys in Ohio know what I'm talking bout

    www.mrhero.com
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  20. 05-10-11 07:31 PM #20
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    They deliver in parts of manhattan. A dude on a bike makes deliveries to all the buildings in downtown manhattan. The wall st area.
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  21. 05-10-11 07:33 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    They deliver in parts of manhattan. A dude on a bike makes deliveries to all the buildings in downtown manhattan. The wall st area.
    I thought that's how SBR's Tony Soprano got his food everyday.
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  22. 05-10-11 08:38 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Why anyone eats that kind of food blows my mind away. I know I am in the minority but I just don't get it.
    no you aren't bro... inn and out is about the only fast food i will touch
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  23. 05-10-11 08:45 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    no you aren't bro... inn and out is about the only fast food i will touch
    It's all the same to me, wouldn't eat at any of them.
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  24. 05-10-11 08:58 PM #24
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    because there are not enough asians with bicycles
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  25. 05-10-11 09:09 PM #25
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    Can you imagine the smell in a McD's delivery vehicle? I get a carry out and it takes hours to get the "aroma" out of my car.
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  26. 05-10-11 09:09 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Cause most people are broke fukks that buy off the dollar menu

    Pizza joints have a minimum purchase amount for delivery..

    Imagine some kid wanting a 5 piece chicken nugget delivered
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  27. 05-10-11 11:03 PM #27
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    we have a fuckin ton of places here in houston that are just delivery companies. You call and order, they pick up ANYTHING you want (only food you sick *****) and it's only $5 for the delivery. It's great if you have a bunch of people over that have been drinking or anything and just want a bunch of dollar cheeseburgers
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  28. 05-10-11 11:06 PM #28
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    LOL there are a few of those delivery companies here in new york as well
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    orders on average arnt big enough.
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    McDonalds delivery? LOL, a new low in lazyness
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    Besides, would you really want a filet-o-fish that takes 45 min to get to you..... I don't even like ordering at the drive thru after midnight for fear of old food.
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  32. 05-10-11 11:10 PM #32
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    tell me about it.could use a mushroom,mozzarella wrap right now
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    There food is awful. Their hamburgers suck.
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  34. 05-10-11 11:11 PM #34
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    maybe because nobody working at Mcdonalds can afford a car or gas or insurance ?
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  35. 05-10-11 11:12 PM #35
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    Could use a Big Mac and filet-o-fish.. Alas, the clock has struck twelve..
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