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    actiondan
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    Dude got his junk chopped off twice

    A man lost more than he bargained for, twice.

    Fan Lung, 32, used his wife's cellphone to send a steamy email to his 21-year-old mistress, Central European News reports. When his 30-year-old wife found out, she plotted revenge.

    The news report says Lung's wife waited for the father of five children to fall asleep. When he did, she cut off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors.

    Lung was rushed to the hospital where doctors were able to reattach the organ.

    But Lung's wife allegedly wasn't done. The UK Mirror says she sneaked into Lung's hospital room to finish the job, cutting her husband's penis off a second time. She then threw it out the window.

    Staff at the hospital became aware of the second attack when Lung chased his wife outside.

    "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital," a hospital spokesman told the UK Mirror. "He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again."

    Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.

    Lung's mistress, identified as Zhang Hung, then arrived at the hospital and told the press she still wants to marry Lung.

    "It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility," Hung told the New York Daily News. "He has five children already."

    Lung remains hospitalized. His wife is now in jail on charges of causing grievous bodily harm.

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    That's wrong on so many levels

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.
    Been there

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    Hey dude my cousins name is Jimmy McNulty.

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    Hate when that happens.

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    There's a lot of us between DC and Boston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy McNulty View Post
    There's a lot of us between DC and Boston.
    I heard there alot of Irish up in Boston,never been myself.

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    Out the hospital window? That's brilliant!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post


    Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.
    A squirrel took it

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    Terrible, I pray for the woman that did it, she has a lot of anger in her heart from betrayal of their marriage...

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    If you're going to cheat, don't pump out kids like they're accessories. Got enough single parent families in this world.

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    is that your husbands caulk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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    all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.
    Chicks are so hypocritical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.
    its amazing how many crazy women there are in the world.

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    Asians....bet he called 911 and when they asked for his name he kept saying Sumting Wong...Sumting Wong....but the dispatcher kept saying calm down and tell us.

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    he was asian?

    damn i am surprised she could even find his dikk to cut it off in the first place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    its amazing how many crazy women there are in the world.
    Until they step in the elevator.
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    ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.


    "It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility," Hung told the New York Daily News
    two comments: first, no "stray animal" took it......... second to the saying "its like trying to find a needle in a haystack" is "it's like trying to find a tiny asian 'rice dick' on a hospital lawn"

    second, yah, his mistress still want's to marry him..... now they can get off by rubbin their "clits" together......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    A squirrel took it
    no, the squirrell took his severed "nuts"

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