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    stud muffin caught nailing dead goat

    glad they have goat photo


    Teenager 'steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts and dressed in women's underwear'



    By Rachel Quigley
    Last updated at 8:51 PM on 3rd May 2011




    Suspect: Police believe Mark Thompson killed the goat and may have sexually assaulted while high on bath salts

    A 19-year-old killed a pygmy goat and may have sexually assaulted it while high on bath salts and dressed in bra and panties.
    Mark Thompson, from South Charleston, West Virginia, allegedly stole his neighbour's pet goat on Monday and was later found in his bedroom, half naked with the dead goat, which was covered in blood, beside him.
    According to the Charleston Gazette, Lisa Powers bought the goat, which they named Bailey, on Friday as a gift to her four-year-old grandson.
    Her nephew, Joshua Pollis got a call from neighbours on Monday morning.
    She said: 'They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house and he'd better come and get it. They called my nephew because he'd been there before.'
    According to the criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court, police and two women entered Thompson's house looking for the goat and made their way to his bedroom door.
    Ms Powers explained to the Charleston Gazette that he told them not to enter as he was naked.
    She said: 'But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene.'

    Pet: Thompson's neighbour bought the pygmy goat on Friday for her grandson to play with (stock photo)

    When he was asked about the dead goat he allegedly ran out the door and headed for the woods. He was found hours later covered in blood and was arrested and charged with animal cruelty.

    He allegedly told police he had been taking bath salts for the last three days.

    WHAT ARE BATH SALTS?

    'Bath salts' are legal in many states even though it packs as much punch as cocaine or methamphetamines.

    The potent drug can be bought in stores and online for as little as $15 to $20 and is marketed under innocuous-sounding names like Ivory Snow, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky.
    Health bosses claim the drug can combine the nightmarish hallucinations of a bad LSD trip with the obsessive cravings of crack cocaine.

    The powders often contain mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, also known as MDPV.

    As well as hallucinations, the chemical can cause paranoia, a rapid heart rate and suicidal thoughts.



    According to the Gazette, when police entered the house they found fresh blood in several parts of the bedroom.
    Inside they found the small grey and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint.

    There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.
    Cpl Sean Snuffer, a detective with the Sheriff's Department said: 'We know the animal had at least one stab wound. They are also searching for signs of sexual trauma.'

    Police took the dead animal to a veterinarian for a necropsy, he said, and are continuing their investigation.

    Cpl Snuffer said the people in the community where Thompson lives told police they have been concerned about his mental health.

    'I don't think they are very happy, the community over there,' he said. 'From what I understand they have been fearful of him before.'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1LN2EJRnt

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    crazy stuff.

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    Poor little goat. It never knew that the end will be like this.

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    Does he have to register as a sex offender now? lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    According to the Charleston Gazette, Lisa Powers bought the goat, which they named Bailey, on Friday as a gift to her four-year-old grandson.


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    how do they explain this to the 4 year old who got his goat fukd to death?

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    this is beyond Jerry Springer type of insanity

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    meth face

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    My bro used to own 3 of those pigmy goats. Never thought about screwing em...good idea though.

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    sick

    lmfaooooooooooooo lololol stud muffin? LOLOLOL sick bastard!

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    Come on. who here hasn't done the same thing?

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    Goats do give great head though! I dont know about killing it though. Maybe he had a huge schlong like Kobe who tore up that white girl in Denver.

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    O you have been a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy! WTF

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    Wow. Some sick stuff right there.

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    What a sick fukk. He needs to be put away for a long time.

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    Don't judge until you've been ripped on bath salts for 3 days

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    Wow. WTF is wrong with people.

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    Wow, people do the craziest things..

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    I knew Brock Landers lived in West Virginia..I freakin knew it!!!!!!!!!

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    wow , bath salts, i am sure the government can stop this , just make it illegal and it will all go away

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    Very romantic story indeed

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    they would make a good couple

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    Look at where he is from. Bet he mixed some coal dust with the bath salts. Unreal. Goats are cross eyed guy must have been desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieMony View Post
    Does he have to register as a sex offender now? lmao
    Ya think?

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    lol crazy shit great story

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    Sick twisted little gay meth head...

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    Haha. What a jerk. It's funny, but pretty sick. Couldn't do better than neighbours goat.

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    People are sick and stupid

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    will he be featured in the porno spinoff of George Clooney's "Men who stare at goats" in the Vivid Entertainment hit "the boy who fukks goats"


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    hahah thats funniest thing I have ever herd LMFAO

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