1. 05-02-11 11:35 PM #1
    onetrickpony
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    HELP getting deported

    my **** is up or something, anyone of u know any american citizen who would marry me???

    boys i dont want to go back help me please, have 1 month to find a wife
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  2. 05-02-11 11:37 PM #2
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    only need solutions no negativity
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  3. 05-02-11 11:38 PM #3
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  4. 05-02-11 11:39 PM #4
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    the almigty says he can save me. but he's pretty sure youre fuked.
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  5. 05-02-11 11:39 PM #5
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    And you thought you could scam the system.
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  6. 05-02-11 11:43 PM #6
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    craigslist, plenty of lonely fat chicks on there that are dying for you to marry them
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  7. 05-02-11 11:46 PM #7
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    How much love are you willing to give?
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  8. 05-02-11 11:46 PM #8
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    Go home. Why do you wan't to stay in this shithole anyway?
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  9. 05-02-11 11:46 PM #9
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    pal send me $10.000 via bank transfer, ill mary you!
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  10. 05-02-11 11:48 PM #10
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    lol pay me and ill get you married
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  11. 05-02-11 11:49 PM #11
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  12. 05-02-11 11:49 PM #12
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    most im willing to give is 2k if thats not enough fuk it then im out
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  13. 05-02-11 11:49 PM #13
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    You and Venditto could get married in CA or MA, I believe
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  15. 05-02-11 11:52 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandmaster B View Post
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  16. 05-03-11 12:01 AM #16
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  17. 05-03-11 12:04 AM #17
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    i'll be the first of many to say it... is this not the guy who has been posting all day how he hates America and was pretty much defending Osama's actions?

    By the way, i wasted a good 2-3 hours reading that whole damn topic. It's funny OTP says no negativity yet that's all he and others posted in that topic. Reading all of that really made me realize when we got people like him and others living in America we really are screwed. I really wish I could have just not read that damn topic but i'm so addicted to this place that I actually will read topics I really have no interest in. Whole damn topic actually depressed me, I mean really depressed me.
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  18. 05-03-11 12:05 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    You and Venditto could get married in CA or MA, I believe
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  19. 05-03-11 12:06 AM #19
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    Guy is an America you fukks. He was born here. He is mocking all of you jerkoffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Guy is an America you fukks. He was born here. He is mocking all of you jerkoffs.
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  21. 05-03-11 12:14 AM #21
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    I would be willing to enter into a gay marriage with you for 7k. consummation not included
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  22. 05-03-11 12:15 AM #22
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  23. 05-03-11 12:20 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
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  24. 05-03-11 12:24 AM #24
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    on a side note where would you find a woman that doesn't want to get deported?
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  25. 05-03-11 12:25 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    I would be willing to enter into a gay marriage with you for 7k. consummation not included



    Excel, I think JJGold would undercut your price. He'd do it for 2k and may throw in some spindling action.
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  26. 05-03-11 12:29 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    Go home. Why do you wan't to stay in this shithole anyway?
    ????
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  27. 05-03-11 12:53 AM #27
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    dont listen to deuce, guys this is no fuking joke im gone in a few weeks

    fuk u guys no help
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  28. 05-03-11 12:58 AM #28
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    deuce is an immigration lawyer and he can delay the proceedings, if he can finish rotating the tires on the 97 chevy outback in time
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  29. 05-03-11 01:00 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    deuce is an immigration lawyer and he can delay the proceedings, if he can finish rotating the tires on the 97 chevy outback in time
    buried

    if duece cant then WTF im gonna be pretty close to ya pal, we can meet for cats n dogs 1 day
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  30. 05-03-11 01:08 AM #30
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    I'll be gay and marry u bro ,10k
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  31. 05-03-11 01:09 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    on a side note where would you find a woman that doesn't want to get deported?
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  32. 05-03-11 01:10 AM #32
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    Times are tuff.
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  33. 05-03-11 01:12 AM #33
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    otp pal I bet you will make it in India pal.
    Go there open a betting shop or something
    Marry the presidents daughter
    Bet online
    Post on sbr and collect pts
    many others
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  34. 05-03-11 01:16 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    dont listen to deuce, guys this is no fuking joke im gone in a few weeks

    fuk u guys no help
    When you're gone, transfer them points to me since you wont be needing them.
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  35. 05-03-11 01:26 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I'll be gay and marry u bro ,10k

    That bad, Paco??
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