1. 04-30-11 02:39 AM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    If you were a woman?

    what type of woman would you be.

    For me, i would want to be a blonde. Sometimes i think i would want to be a redhead but one of those with a tan, around medium build and monster hooters of course, but real.

    I would be dating only black men as it would be the best chance of getting pregnant to get on welfare and getting a pro athlete son.

    I would have affairs with other black men but only if they are hung.

    I would also be a part time lesbian. I would not be a whore, or a hooker or dancer. but i would play tennis, golf and have an job like sales in a store... Wouldn't need to do anything if you can hookup with a drug dealer or pro athlete.
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  2. 04-30-11 03:02 AM #2
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    so you would be a total whoremeister?

    id just play with my titties all day long
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  3. 04-30-11 03:11 AM #3
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    I never thought of being a woman. I think I wouldn't like to be a woman they get low paying jobs.
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  4. 04-30-11 03:14 AM #4
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    You finally came out of the closet, well done.
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  5. 04-30-11 03:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    You finally came out of the closet, well done.
    lol
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  6. 04-30-11 03:46 AM #6
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  7. 04-30-11 06:18 AM #7
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    so your telling us your a closet case that wants big black rooster
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  8. 04-30-11 06:41 AM #8
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    A dead one.
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  9. 04-30-11 07:01 AM #9
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    Well hopefully you find your big black rooster someday.
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  10. 04-30-11 07:42 AM #10
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    probably dead, couldnt deal with the crazy daily thought process
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  11. 04-30-11 08:07 AM #11
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    I would be a lesbian gambler
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  12. 04-30-11 08:25 AM #12
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    sometimes on the weekends i like to dress up as a chick and go pick up guys just to see their look when they find out i'm a guy.
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  13. 04-30-11 08:32 AM #13
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    this is probably one of the gayest threads ive ever heard on this board in some time
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  14. 04-30-11 08:53 AM #14
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    I would be a whore.
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  15. 04-30-11 09:39 AM #15
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    play with myself i guess
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  16. 04-30-11 11:07 AM #16
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    Be a lesbian lol
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  17. 04-30-11 11:18 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    I would be a whore.
    I think this is what a lot of this crowd would be.
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  18. 04-30-11 11:24 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by sundin4prez View Post
    this is probably one of the gayest threads ive ever heard on this board in some time


    ttwarrior is one of the gayest posters ive ever seen on this board in some time
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  19. 04-30-11 11:37 AM #19
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    I assume I would be pretty hot
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  20. 04-30-11 11:56 AM #20
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    so would you be a gold digger or a hooker? housewife, married to jj? clarify
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  21. 04-30-11 01:26 PM #21
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    i would fondle my all day long
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  22. 04-30-11 01:54 PM #22
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    i would play with myself all day
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  23. 04-30-11 11:43 PM #23
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  24. 04-30-11 11:49 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post



    ttwarrior is one of the gayest posters ive ever seen on this board in some time
    Yes he definitly is, freaky weird f**ker.
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  25. 05-01-11 12:24 AM #25
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    never thought about it...maybe start with a wig...GL...
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  26. 05-01-11 02:25 AM #26
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    hmm same carolina daze from hwp?
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  27. 05-01-11 11:34 AM #27
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    Lolololololol

    try and bang myself lmfao lolol
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  28. 05-01-11 12:17 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    hmm same carolina daze from hwp?
    Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.
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  29. 05-01-11 01:06 PM #29
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    Don't be upset with TT's homo crap. He's JJGold's tranny other half. JJ meets the useless straight quota while TT covers the useless gay posting.
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  30. 05-01-11 02:04 PM #30
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    Big boobs Blonde
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  31. 05-01-11 03:08 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaDaze View Post
    Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.

    hmm, im not banned at hwp and your the one that is annoying, not to mention, doesn't know how to play poker

    This clown carolina will call an all in with a 72 offsuit and will say he calls because he is tired, but if he wins the hand, he is no longer tired

    How can you call an all in with a lets says 7 ten vs ak suited, and get a runner runner to win the hand and the whole table, is like, wow nice hand.

    It's not a nice hand, it might be how you play poker, but that's not poker. the poker table is the perfect place to talk about it. The others didn't even know the story. Your a moron and i will be playing tonight and in a few others.
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  32. 05-01-11 03:08 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaDaze View Post
    Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.

    daze who is we, so i can ask???
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  33. 05-01-11 03:10 PM #33
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    I'd be looking for a hot lesbian girlfriend.

    No way i'd let a guy bang me.
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  34. 05-01-11 03:57 PM #34
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    For someone who can't play poker i put your cry baby a** out almost every nite. If not me then whoever did, PEE PEE starts crying, its not fair, why did you Bluff me out my skin, i'll just un-download this league, i'm never playing with ya'll again. Nobody liked you there, you're a whiner, and a sore loser. After seeing this gay thread i see why now.
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  35. 05-02-11 02:34 AM #35
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    hmm nobody there likes me, not what i was told in the 3 tourneys i played tonight. Destiny also. You won't respond to the oh im tired im all in , because you can't. You have no defense. Im also in the finals and will be playing in destiny's league every nite this week
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