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    ttwarrior1
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    What if you owed someone 5 grand?

    and you couldn't leave the house ,couldnt borrow it, and you had nothing to sell and no money.. What job would you try to do online and how many contests or poker tourneys would you try to enter to win money?

    How exactly would you try to get the 5 grand

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    cmendo2005
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    Invite over a door to door salesman and rob him? Easy answer

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    goofyre
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    Referral sites. Did them in high school and made a few grand. Or do freelance coding.

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    Vesuvius
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    You work really hard until you get $2,500...attempt to double up on a non-major league sport and then lose it all and repeat the process.

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    clonecat
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    Work hard, you reap what you sow

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    ttwarrior1
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    work hard online. What freelance stuff and referalls? I have nobody i can refer and don't know how to freelance.

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    BernardMadoff
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    Hire a hitman, joking.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Get a 2nd Discover card and charge it.

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    romecloneout
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    put an ad on craigs list and sell your body

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    sell air guitars on ebay

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    Dad
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    Learn affiliate marketing. If you put in as many hours into affiliate marketing as you do posting on SBR you'll bring in a couple thousand dollars per month easy. And you can do it all from right there in the comfort of your living room or bedroom or wherever.

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    sportfan
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    Quote Originally Posted by romecloneout View Post
    put an ad on craigs list and sell your body

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    if you don't have a computer to sell, then you don't have a computer to get on the internet.

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    ttwarrior1
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    don't understand affiliate marketing. I doubt i can get anyone to sign up for anything. I couldn't even get any relatives to by candy when i was in school for a field trip. I couldn't sell water to a guy in the desert. I would try though, just fail

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    ttwarrior1
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    you want me to sell this piece of junk for 200 bucks, then what, roll eyes

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    ttwarrior1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Learn affiliate marketing. If you put in as many hours into affiliate marketing as you do posting on SBR you'll bring in a couple thousand dollars per month easy. And you can do it all from right there in the comfort of your living room or bedroom or wherever.

    your making it sound easy and anyone can do it, if it was that easy, half the board would be doing it

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    Chugs
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    Get on your knees tt ... theres plenty of chubby chasers out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loudpacmanjones View Post

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    as w/ any financial transaction, you need to balance the amount of debt vs. cost of hiring an assassin to resolve of the issue

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    RubberKettle
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    Who you owe this 5k to TT?

    Try and raise money through the warrior fraternity.

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    ttwarrior1
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    discover card sold my account, too some attorney group i guess. I expect to be sued any day. Big post on players talk

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    I wish I could nominate this whole thread. Funny stuff guys

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    dinaro7
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    beg him to give you time if not take a beating or if u feel 4 your life go to the police or take care of him yourself

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    Dutch
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    don't understand affiliate marketing. I doubt i can get anyone to sign up for anything. I couldn't even get any relatives to by candy when i was in school for a field trip. I couldn't sell water to a guy in the desert. I would try though, just fail
    The defeated, pathetic way in which you carry yourself makes me fuking sick.

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    pathetic how someone can ask this question here, that way everyone should have 5 grand after reading this thread then

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    doublej95
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    turn one of the rooms in the trailer to warriors whorehouse staring tt.

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    You better trick out your wife or sister! LOL just playing

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    Double Bogey
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    Your first problem is you need a skill, which you don't have. Second you don't have the intelligence to pull a scam and get away with it. So I think you're left with selling your butt hole to horny middle aged hairy men. Good luck

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    How are you so hated?

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    TheJames
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    Don't do anything dumb unless your 100% sure you can get away with it

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    Philavanh
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    Wow that is a tight spot...guess build up your betpoints and live off of pizza

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    Robust
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    discover card? thought it was for a bookie.. do nothing.. get sued.. lose nothing.. no money = no payments.. of course you will have a lean on ya for when you DO make money.. just sit there posting and you will never have to pay

    or you could get a job, call them and ask for a payment plan to start with your first check.. but i guess that might be too logical and easy?

    Robust

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    ttwarrior1
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    yeh but i will do whatever it takes to stay out of court or from getting sued. I will rob a store before i do that and thinking about it. Seriously. Payment plan, f\*\*k a payment plan. I paid 100 a month for 2 years and the balance didnt do shyt

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    no worries, since this whole shit is fake.

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