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    ttwarrior1
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    fake my azz, plus this post is what you would do, not me,

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    First time I ever saw someone write they would rob a store to stay OUT of court. Dumbass

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    I agree about the chubby chasers thing watched something on MTV a while back. tt cld get some serious money from guys looking for fat guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    Your first problem is you need a skill, which you don't have. Second you don't have the intelligence to pull a scam and get away with it. So I think you're left with selling your butt hole to horny middle aged hairy men. Good luck
    Now is that a very nice thing to say?

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    Go to a clinic and sign up for those paid research tests they do.

    See if Richard Simmons is casting for his new workout videos.

    Sell blood, plasma and fat.

    You'll be a tubby Bill Gates within 2 weeks following my advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    fake my azz, plus this post is what you would do, not me,
    well if it was me, i'd pay off my debts.

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    yeh id pay them off too, why you think im trying to win money skinny turd

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yeh id pay them off too, why you think im trying to win money skinny turd
    Calm down you bloated food stamp abuser.

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    poker is the way to go, quickest to 5k

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    I would start prostituting myself!

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    I'd go the Craigslist route I guess, but this is assuming every single person who I'm close with (family and friends) despises me, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    The defeated, pathetic way in which you carry yourself makes me fuking sick.

    Couldn't have said it any better. If I owed some1 5k I would probably make like 10 posts about it and continue to do nothing but ask for handouts. If people did suggest ways to make money I would simply reply " I'm not good at that" or "that won't work".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    and you couldn't leave the house ,couldnt borrow it, And you had nothing to sell and no money.. What job would you try to do online and how many contests or poker tourneys would you try to enter to win money?

    How exactly would you try to get the 5 grand
    payyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    robb

    roba bank and risk going to jail...why the hell not

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    put on that that wig and red lipstick and hit the streets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon2BRich View Post
    put on that that wig and red lipstick and hit the streets
    He'd look like one of the Hogettes at the Redskins games.

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    I'd pay. I dunno what i'd do if I didn't have the money because i'd never owe someone 5k.

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    sell my kidney

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    grow some pot in the back yard

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    thats rough... i don't know about that...

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