[thadchr]

...Like pretty fluently...can read and write well (and properly)? I need a semi-large--or at least important--favor. I'd be hugely appreciative and definitely willing to send a chunk of points if necessary.

[head_strong]

I'd suggest googling "translate English to Italian"...gl

[Carloschihuahua]

Well, you could also try just using the actual Google translate. That and a decent textbook on Italian grammar, and a couple of hours spent of course, will make a pretty good translation.

[thadchr]

Right... that's the obvious way. In this particular scenario, I'm not looking for the time-consuming, obvious way. I need some quick, unethical help!

[thadchr]

Bump for a day. Anyone?!? Free points...

[thadchr]

Or, if anyone can find a site/place where a real person can write/translate (for pay or for free). That is, it can't be a computer translater that will f up all the grammar, syntax, etc. If you can find one that I decide to use before I do, still free points.

[Carloschihuahua]

Perhaps you could try find a real translator here: http://www.translatorsbase.com/
What are you going to do? It's a lot easier to help if you told.