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    BatemanPatrickl
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    JJ...Shari set me up...

    Called me via Skype on Friday and we had a nice conversation. I later learned she told other posters what we spoke about it.

    I fell for it again; how many guys does she have in her web.

    Must be the accent

    Shari you had me at franger

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    ok.....

    First off Shari has left skype, she went on a fukkin tirade at me for saying I am stalking her and leaving way too many e-mails, voice mails, ect. I left her 11 voice mails basically just saying hi

    "Hi Shari...just checking in..call me when your up to it"

    She also had fights with 4 other guys on skype during an 4 hr live voice chat marathon

    Patrick like 45 guys are in love with her and I have never ever seen anything like it on forums
    They do not even know her and that is what is strange
    A voice really does not mean much


    Patrick my advice is stay away from all women as it is just not worth it

    I was in love with her also but now backing off and letting the other guys chase her

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    Unreal. I think she is a real nutter and likes the attention. Let's form a support group JJ.

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    Sounds good patrick

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    You're a goose Bateman.

    If I was setting you up, your ass would be toast by now. The call would've been taped, heavily edited and posted on here within an hour of us talking. I barely even remember talking to JJ and those guys - I was running on almost 2 days without sleep at that point. And the parts I do remember have nothing to do with you so they couldn't have been that important.

    I'm indeed a nutter but I'm currently a rested one so you should be fine.

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    The Laurel and Hardy routine. This is sure to bring in a few views.

    Anyway funny little story to add to the thread. I asked GF to pick me up some deodorant because she was going to get bagels and pharmacy is right beside. I get out of shower and she hands me this spray bottle of Axe because she said "It smelled good" despite my known annoyance to the shit. So me being the funny guy and a little morning horny looking to get it in start giving her the look like those bums in the commercials. I commence to spray the crap all over myself while walking towards her except and I get the crap in my eyes and it burns like fire. Now I'm doubled over the sink splashing water on my face and she is laughing at me hysterically. Probability of morning horny being abated has been reduced .

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    Proceed with caution here, my friend!!

    Guarantee she was simply pumping you for info that she could turn over to Deuce. That guy has a serious hard-on for you. Word is he's really depressed over y'alls e-fight the other day. Looking to bury you live on the forum asap. Got Shari, OTP, SoV, and all his chit-chat goon squad looking for some inside e-info to help take you down.

    Of course Shari is so eaten up with Deuce (no pun intended....you know, with Deuce's obesity and all) that she'll do whatever he asks.

    PB, do not let her seductive foreign accent cause you to let your guard down! Remember...she's simply Deuce's evil pawn.

    She's like the Black Widow of SBR (.....or whatever the Canadian/Australian version of a Black Widow is??)

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    opie

    Bateman knows I'd never share his private info with anyone. He even has info about me and I'm confident he wouldn't share it either. I'm a lot of things but I'm no one's lackey.

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    Wow.

    This is the first documented instance of forum love I've ever received from Shar-Bear. Last week, she gave one of my posts the little guy emoticon.....which was great (you all know how I love the emoticons).....but this is direct interaction love. Said my name and everything!!

    Man. I'm e-blushing here. Now I see what all the fuss is about. This chic is HOT!! (I can tell just from the way she types!) I'm so very aroused.......

    Fukk me......

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    Shari is an angry woman
    Always looking to fight

    If I was dating her And we were in a restaurant and she said something I did not approve of I would walk out and she would pay bill.

    I do not play around

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    JJ = Baller. (...like the kids say.)

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    SBRForum.com, if you want to talk about Sport, youre wrong here

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    Opie its over between us
    We have a fight
    Deuce now favorite
    Richie second

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie its over between us
    We have a fight
    Deuce now favorite
    Richie second


    Fight about what??

    Deuce is everybody's favorite on here. How can anyone compete against this fukkin' guy? Unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari is an angry woman
    Always looking to fight

    If I was dating her And we were in a restaurant and she said something I did not approve of I would walk out and she would pay bill.

    I do not play around
    Michael Jack Corbin

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    Is this a sports site ??? Feels like im still in high school reading this crap . JJ how much do you laugh at all these idiots when ur not on the job posting ? I've heard u laugh at alot of ppl.



    Dont blame you at all

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    Why hasnt Bronxer taken care of this trash yet?

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    Get a life..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    Why hasnt Bronxer taken care of this trash yet?
    guy is a sucker

    said he couldnt meet me last night at 9 but meanwhile was posting on here last night as he has no life obviously

    he wants no part of me as evidenced by him no longer calling me out in any threads.

    he is just a keyboard warrior

    i posted for the whole forum to know where i would be yesterday at 1pm and not a one person showed including batesh1t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    guy is a sucker said he couldnt meet me last night at 9 but meanwhile was posting on here last night as he has no life obviously he wants no part of me as evidenced by him no longer calling me out in any threads. he is just a keyboard warrior i posted for the whole forum to know where i would be yesterday at 1pm and not a one person showed including batesh1t.
    rivera closes it out, end of batmen. go to covers chief.

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    Bronxer I saw a picture if you
    I swear your the type always looking for a fight

    I should do a video demo of it

    Shari still sending photos of a 19 year old model to all the twinks.

    I never got any

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    guy is a sucker said he couldnt meet me last night at 9 but meanwhile was posting on here last night as he has no life obviously he wants no part of me as evidenced by him no longer calling me out in any threads. he is just a keyboard warrior i posted for the whole forum to know where i would be yesterday at 1pm and not a one person showed including batesh1t.
    Any day of the WEEK fat boy. Weekends are for relaxing not beating the snot out of a guy that works 14 hours a day at $8.00/hr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    rivera closes it out, end of batmen. go to covers chief.
    Camel I need some gas pumped. $20 of the 87 please. Wash my windshield too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Get a life..
    why dont you little kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    Is this a sports site ??? Feels like im still in high school reading this crap . JJ how much do you laugh at all these idiots when ur not on the job posting ? I've heard u laugh at alot of ppl.



    Dont blame you at all
    This is nothing Rod,should've been around when Sportsgirl,Sweded,Nina,and a couple other magpies were going at it all fukkin day. Watching these no ass gettin kids and JJ swarming around was kind of comical.

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    shari, call me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post

    why dont you little kid
    I wouldn't fukk with Noser.

    Played softball with the guy. He's an animal. Could probably kill every swingin' dikk on this forum if he so chose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Camel I need some gas pumped. $20 of the 87 please. Wash my windshield too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I wouldn't fukk with Noser. Played softball with the guy. He's an animal. Could probably kill every swingin' dikk on this forum if he so chose.
    Guy is deadly. Opie call me.

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    Everyone afraid of Noser but me

    I am not afraid of this punk

    Where does he live???

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    So what, they canceled those other soap operas....now we can all tune in for As SBR Turns

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone afraid of Noser but me I am not afraid of this punk Where does he live???
    Cuba I think.

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    Cuba??

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    when will you guys ban this guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone afraid of Noser but me

    I am not afraid of this punk

    Where does he live???
    Noser lives wherever the fukk he wants to live.

    Trust me....this guy puts people in the hospital.....on his good days!

    Don't screw around here, JJ. You're overmatched here, pal.

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