1. 04-13-11 01:02 AM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    I want to ask out a woman

    and go to watch scream 4

    I have my list down to about ten that might say yes. odds are + 4500 that i will ask, but there is a possibility.

    I went to a date to watch part 1 and 2

    Part 3 sucked and dont remember what i did that nite. It was okay i guess.

    I'll probaly get too scared
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  2. 04-13-11 01:03 AM #2
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    Aren't you the one who said you just banged 4 girls in 1 day? What's the problem? Or was that ttrace or some other warrior fukk i dont know.
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  3. 04-13-11 01:05 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Aren't you the one who said you just banged 4 girls in 1 day? What's the problem? Or was that ttrace or some other warrior fukk i dont know.
    No, that was Taylor/Lemart.
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  4. 04-13-11 01:08 AM #4
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    Oh...well if you have 10 to ask just try all 10 and maybe you'll have 4-5 go with you.
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  5. 04-13-11 01:08 AM #5
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    The Scream movies are some of the worst movies I've ever seen
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  6. 04-13-11 01:10 AM #6
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    The first one wasn't that bad
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  7. 04-13-11 01:13 AM #7
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    just ask out a dude, odds are -450 that u will and its probably better if he says no
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  8. 04-13-11 02:57 AM #8
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    never asked out a dude and never will and scream series rocked, of course none were better than the 1st bu this one will be better than 2 or 3
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  9. 04-13-11 03:50 AM #9
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    i'd lay heavy odds you'll go with a relative. after all you live in west virginia.
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  10. 04-13-11 04:46 AM #10
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    I predict 0 for 10
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  11. 04-13-11 05:11 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    i'd lay heavy odds you'll go with a relative. after all you live in west virginia.
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  12. 04-13-11 05:17 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
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  13. 04-13-11 05:34 AM #13
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    if he took a relative he would have to prop her up or probably blow her up if he has enough oxygen left in those fat lungs of his to do it...after the movie he could take her to his unheated trailer out in back of his uncles property and read the scriptures to her...
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  14. 04-13-11 05:42 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    never asked out a dude and never will and scream series rocked, of course none were better than the 1st bu this one will be better than 2 or 3

    How soon you forget?


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  15. 04-13-11 08:34 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Aren't you the one who said you just banged 4 girls in 1 day? What's the problem? Or was that ttrace or some other warrior fukk i dont know.
    Damn Nucker. I thought we came to an agreement? I never banged 4 girl. Never told you I banged 2 girls. All I did was tell you about the one girl I have. I'm a real xxxxxx Canuck. I never told 1 lie on this forum. If you can't dig it, that's kool. But please, keep my fuukkin name out of your mouth.
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  16. 04-13-11 08:46 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    and go to watch scream 4

    I have my list down to about ten that might say yes. odds are + 4500 that i will ask, but there is a possibility.
    What's her MSN screen name?
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  17. 04-13-11 10:43 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mighty maron View Post
    How soon you forget?


    Now that's a handsome woman.
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  18. 04-13-11 10:44 AM #18
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    tt, tuck ur sack in and ask them out...stop being such a pussssy
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  19. 04-13-11 10:46 AM #19
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    screw women, get money
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  20. 04-13-11 10:55 AM #20
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    I'll lay odds that you don't have the $10 for the movie ticket...
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  21. 04-13-11 01:56 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8upslik View Post
    screw women, get money
    You must be gay! Cause any real straight man knows the only reason we created money was to make it easier to get women. You cant get your dick wet from money but if you have a chick there you have a chance.

    Ask one of them out. Odds are one of them probably wants you to. Girls are so ready to be asked out right now it's crazy. After the move make a few jokes and then ask her if she wants to go back to your place to hang out some more. Then the odds will be -145 you'll get some action for the night.
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  22. 04-13-11 01:59 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8upslik View Post
    screw women, get money
    Anytime I see "str8" written like that, it is almost always some fagg shit. Your screen name is gay. Delete your account immediately, and try again.
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  23. 04-13-11 04:01 PM #23
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    TT I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you grew up with no dad & you still live at home. Your always asking for stupid advice that you should be old enough to deal with. "How do I buy a car"... "Should I ask out a girl"... No offense bud I just think it's time for you to grow up.

    It's not that hard making decisions for yourself you might start to even enjoy it. Just make them all now before you get married because dear god you'll miss that. And shaggy that was about as dumb as can be.

    "You cant get your dick wet from money but if you have a chick there you have a chance." ..... So your telling me I can't go to the bunny ranch with a fist full of money & get my dick wet?? Give Bateman's mom a call round 6 o clock one night, you'll see what I mean. fuk'n kids these days.
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  24. 04-13-11 04:11 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8upslik View Post
    screw women, get money
    get money and screw women
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  25. 04-13-11 05:07 PM #25
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    Bore yeah you can but it still requires a women. and if you just want to spend mad money on girls then they are everywhere for that.

    bunny ranch is a vacation or last resort if you ask me.
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  26. 04-13-11 05:12 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    I'll lay odds that you don't have the $10 for the movie ticket...
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