1. 04-09-11 01:10 PM #1
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Did you ever wake up with your ass sore?

    I never did, but if anyone here did I would like to hear the story.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-09-11 01:11 PM #2
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    ya one time...i think i was fingering myself in my sleep
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-09-11 01:12 PM #3
    onetrickpony
    onetrickpony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-10
    Posts: 9,434
    Betpoints: 0

    u know what they say......
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-09-11 01:13 PM #4
    excel
    unapproved
    excel's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-25-10
    Posts: 4,270
    Betpoints: 1

    Sunday mornings in college.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-09-11 01:13 PM #5
    C-Gold
    C-Gold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-10
    Posts: 6,808
    Betpoints: 843

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I never did, but if anyone here did I would like to hear the story.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-09-11 01:14 PM #6
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-09-11 01:15 PM #7
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-09-11 01:24 PM #8
    Dirty Sanchez
    Two time SBR Academy Award winner
    Dirty Sanchez's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-01-10
    Posts: 16,031
    Betpoints: 26

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I never did, but if anyone here did I would like to hear the story.

    I did once...got scoped at the hospital...only person smiling was the fukkin doctor who supposedly did the job when I was out
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 04-09-11 01:26 PM #9
    Fishhead
    Fishhead's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-11-05
    Posts: 40,178
    Betpoints: 11769

    Get the rooster out of your ass
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 04-09-11 01:28 PM #10
    empty cookie jar
    empty cookie jar's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-14-10
    Posts: 876
    Betpoints: 2

    only after i've been ****** in the dang ole ass man
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 04-09-11 01:34 PM #11
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    lol

    Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

    Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

    My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 04-09-11 01:35 PM #12
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    So basically you got your shit pushed in
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 04-09-11 01:36 PM #13
    BeatTheJerk
    BeatTheJerk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-07
    Posts: 31,798
    Betpoints: 84

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

    Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

    My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    That's one of your weaker made up stories Jay.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 04-09-11 01:38 PM #14
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years. Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened. My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear. I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    hahaahaha u absolutely fuking kill me sometimes!!!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 04-09-11 01:42 PM #15
    daimoshokage
    daimoshokage's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-07-11
    Posts: 8,935
    Betpoints: 57

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

    Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

    My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    Does your nephew posts under the handler JJGOLD in SBR?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 04-09-11 01:43 PM #16
    onlooker
    I'm still watching...
    onlooker's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-10-05
    Posts: 36,572
    Betpoints: 4651

    Nope. I can't say that I have.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 04-09-11 01:44 PM #17
    onlooker
    I'm still watching...
    onlooker's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-10-05
    Posts: 36,572
    Betpoints: 4651

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.


    Come on JJ, you sure that wasn't you?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 04-09-11 01:45 PM #18
    C-Gold
    C-Gold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-10
    Posts: 6,808
    Betpoints: 843

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

    Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

    My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    Not many people could physically make me laugh out loud but that's pretty freaking funny. You got me.


    Ohhhh I know THAT stunt.... my nephew is what they call Bi Sexual hahaha.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 04-09-11 02:42 PM #19
    SpreadSniper
    SpreadSniper's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-17-09
    Posts: 6,125
    Betpoints: 7261

    only after I drink certain kinds of booze
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 04-09-11 03:08 PM #20
    marcoloco
    marcoloco's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-05-10
    Posts: 3,966
    Betpoints: 9132

    everytime i get thrown in the drunk tank i blackout and wake up the next morning with my butt sore... not sure whats going on maybe the type of tequila i am drinking. and gives me violent diarrhea....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 04-09-11 03:17 PM #21
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9800

    yes, i currently have hemoroids. One time my ass was sore in high school and i wore a maxi pad to school
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 04-09-11 03:19 PM #22
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
    Get duckets
    EDDIE MONEY LINE's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-24-10
    Posts: 6,298
    Betpoints: 3311

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yes, i currently have hemoroids. One time my ass was sore in high school and i wore a maxi pad to school
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 04-09-11 03:24 PM #23
    Br0nxer
    July 2012 Poster of the Month
    Br0nxer's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-25-11
    Posts: 13,665
    Betpoints: 888

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    So basically you got your shit pushed in
    sounds like it

    donkdown is a big fan of getting his sh1t pushed in
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 04-09-11 05:01 PM #24
    frostno98
    frostno98's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-11-07
    Posts: 9,770
    Betpoints: 648

    I'm fairly certain many folks in the State Penitentiary experience this on a daily bases
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 04-09-11 05:07 PM #25
    PanamaBrad
    PanamaBrad's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-22-11
    Posts: 717
    Betpoints: 395

    Only has to happen to you once, and they call you gay forever.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 04-09-11 06:23 PM #26
    G's pks
    Update your status
    G's pks's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-01-09
    Posts: 22,251
    Betpoints: 1

    wow another thread like this.. reminds me of the fruit that asked if you would sleep with a trannie...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 04-09-11 09:22 PM #27
    flyingillini
    flyingillini's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-06-06
    Posts: 41,218
    Betpoints: 2187

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

    Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

    My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

    I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his rooster and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his rooster that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.
    Ha Ha, this is what makes JJ the hero and icon he is! Hilarious!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 04-09-11 11:30 PM #28
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,627
    Betpoints: 420

    After seeing some of the posts, I have come to the conclusion that I am living a very borig life.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | The Saloon | Next Thread »