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Ever wake up with unexplained bruises?
Just woke up and I got a lump on the back of my god damn head! No idea where it came from, it's almost like I got hit in the head with a brick.
I am not a sleep walker. I wasnt drinking last night. I just went to bed, and woke up with a lump on my head. Did I get bit? Beat up? Ever happen to anyone?
probably a tumor
ur wife was probably pushing the back of ur head real hard into her box when u went down on her last night
Arnold said "It's not a tuuuu ma".
95% of the time when I wake up with unexplained bumps/bruises it's after a night of heavy booze
5% of the time it's after banging some chick
Jesus Eddie.....psychopath!
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Hope you didn't get raped in your sleep.
I doOriginally Posted by VegasInsider
what? that wasn't funny?
No Eddie! Oral Sex Domestic Violence is no laughing matter!
Yeah, you've been raped...
Oh damn WV, us guys in the bow tie mafia love that shitt
My girlfriend does. She says I swing my arms when I sleep. Crazy.
Now I think about it too much and get lousy sleep.
if you get dizzy in the next few days get it checked out asap.
Sunday mornings in college.Ever wake up with unexplained bruises?
Probably ringworm.
Very prevalent in the mountains of West Virginia. (#2 problem in this region, directly behind inbreeding.)
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What the **** would have bit you? A lion?
I am a dangerous foe Opie....carefulProbably ringworm.Very prevalent in the mountains of West Virginia. (#2 problem in this region, directly behind inbreeding.)
[quote=WvGambler;9559455]
I am a dangerous foe Opie....careful
Please. Get over yourself. I gave you a shout-out....certainly that entitles me to some obligatory WV jokes?
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2011
[quote=opie1988;9559572]You're getting a shoutout here in about 10 minutes.....uploadingI am a dangerous foe Opie....careful Please. Get over yourself. I gave you a shout-out....certainly that entitles me to some obligatory WV jokes?
wow....your quoting got that post all messed up
Not surprising. Most of the time I don't know what the fukk I'm doin'.....
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2011
shout me
I'll add you in after....already finished one....but I got ya
woke up the other day with cuts on my arm, not a clue how they got there. my cat is declawed so that rules idea out.
it will be my first ever shout out in a video here at sbr...u can de flower me
I'd like to see a current pic of that cat, Doublej. Been a while now.....
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2011
ok I will get one up in a little bit, just got back from playing golf, going to take a shower.
I'd like to see a current pic of that cat, Doublej. Been a while now.....
i have a couple crazy sleep stories...i'll just tell 2 classics tho...one I was dreaming that I was being chased by a wolfskunk...i was a vicious skunk with teeth and was just running at me ready to fuk my whole day up...so in my dream I go to kick that fuker and I wake up with my toes broken and throbbing just as i kicked my fukn wall...
another I had to piss like a mother fuker so i'm standing at a urinal in my dreams and I wake up in a standing fashion but laying down pissing on that same wall...what a hero...hahaha
Now Edward.....THIS POST ABOVE HURTS MY FEELINGS!!
Why don't you check out the 3:45 mark from this video posted on 3/11/11.....
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2011
Now Edward.....THIS POST ABOVE HURTS MY FEELINGS!!
ohhhh shitballs i'm gonna hafta check this vid when I get home...opie was my first???? OMG, i can't wait to tell all my friends
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