i was in this girls dorm room and she told me she was going out to eat with a couple of her friends down the hall, i was sitting with a couple of guy friends in the room ( she was doing her make up in the bathroom) and i said, well i might as well go home and beat off. this was only loud enough for the guys to hear. Turns out i was wrong, it was literally as if my own mother had caught me saying that, i got yelled at for a half hour. all my friends got a good laugh out of it. but needless to say i went home and beat off that night