[ttrace35]

Being locked up in nyc jail system, I seen some of the craziest shit you could ever imagine. Some real sick shit. I have one funny story in particular, but it is kinda long. I don't want to waste my time if nobody gives a shit. Lemme know if anybody is interested.

[chilidog]

let's hear it. all i know about rikers is what i see on law & order: svu

[ttrace35]

Ok chili.

Rikers Island is jail for NYC. Booklyn, bronx, manhatten, staten isle, and queens. Ok. When you have a court date, you have to get on a bus real early in the morning. Inside, its a regular school bus except the first three rows have their own cage around them(to protect snitches and women and just cowards). In the back of the bus, all kinds of foul shit goes down. Beatings, but mostly razor slashings. This is a trademark of rikers. Inmates are handuffed to the front, so might as well not even be cuffed. One day I was riding back to Rikers after a long day of court. From staten island we pick up dudes in Brooklyn then head to Rikers. I'm in the back row, and I notice this hot blond chick in the front cage by herselfam dudes are talking shit to her and she is laughing. Then she starts talking to me and I'm bullshitting with her. I go up to the front cage, and this bitch is blond, but she is butt ugly. Pizza pie face. Anyway I'm bullshitting with her and I start telling her to show me her . She does. Then I tell her to show me her pussy. She tries to, but its kinda hard with the cuffs. But she is giving us a nice titty show. Next thing I know, I look back and like 2 dudes had there dicks out. I wasn't feeling this scene anymore so I went back to my seat in the back. The two dudes jumped where I was sitting and started beating off in front of this chick. She loved it and stared urging them on. Next thing, like half the bus is jerking off to this bitch. These dudes started cumming on the fence that was protecting her. Like 3 dudes did. I was disgusted and coudnt wait to get back to rikers. Next thing made me almost throw up. This nasty bitch started licking the *** off the fence. These dirty fukkin niggas(very little cosmetics), and she was licking their nut like it was maple syrup. I never been so disgusted in my fukkin life. This nasty pig licked every fukkin drop she could reach with her tongue. No bullshit.

[ttrace35]

Yea. I know. Shit is nasty.

[Junkyard Dog]

wtf hahaha
jj will jack off reading this

[ttrace35]

wtf hahaha
jj will jack off reading this

Yea. This is right up jj's alley. Shit was fukkin nasty.

[InTheDrink]

i will never be the same after reading that story

damn you for encouraging this chilidog!

[Cuse0323]

i will never be the same after reading that story

damn you for encouraging this chilidog!

[dabomguy11]

Damn, I've heard stories of Rikers, but that is downright disturbing.

[ttrace35]

i will never be the same after reading that story

damn you for encouraging this chilidog!

[Bartmeister]

Sound like the makings of the next American Pie- American Pie Hard Knocks or American Pie Twisted lol

[raidersfan]

What a nasty slut.

[Foosball Champ]

should be made into a movie

[ttrace35]

What a nasty slut.

I was never so anxious to get back to my cell at Rikers. All the fukkin dudes beating off around me. Must be what its like at those porno movie theaters. Extremely fukkin weird.

[EmpireMaker]

Charlie sheen and his girls could reinact this one into a porn blockbuster

[Manaconda]

I didnt think they actually put men and women on the same busses.. What building did u stay at? I heard c-73 is hell

[clynnm17]

ive been locked up in fulton county GA and Orleans Prison Parish in LA. men and women were kept secret maybe it is different in NYC

[SBRMAN23]

Wow that's a wild story fam that chick is wild for that

[chilidog]

Yah, I never seen anything like this on law & order, trace. lol. that's a fukked up story.

[horsiehung]

Im saviong this thread to enjoy readin glater io bed on my iitouch!!!!!!!

[Wiggums5]

what were you in jail for, if this story is even true (which i doubt)

[ngates815]

Hahahahahaaha Great story.


I can imagine that they handcuff you, but let you get up out of your seat and walk all over the bus without getting yelled at, let along let 20 dudes jerk off.

I bet part 2 of this story is that while back at Rikers, this girl escaped down into solitary with you, and you fuckked her.

[ttrace35]

I didnt think they actually put men and women on the same busses.. What building did u stay at? I heard c-73 is hell

Yea. They put the women in the protective cages. I stayed in just about every building in that place at one time or another. C-73 is not hell. Its probably the most fun building in the place. Your probably thinking of C-74. Crazy building. All adolescents(16-21). Razor slashings everyday.

[opie1988]

Damn Trace. Thats downright disturbing! I'm going to steal that story and use it as my own at dinner parties!

[ttrace35]

Hahahahahaaha Great story.


I can imagine that they handcuff you, but let you get up out of your seat and walk all over the bus without getting yelled at, let along let 20 dudes jerk off.

I bet part 2 of this story is that while back at Rikers, this girl escaped down into solitary with you, and you fuckked her.

Swear to god gates. That rikers bus is known for that. The C.O.'S don't even look back there. I got robbed for $20 on that bus when I was 17. People get slashed on that bus all the time. Hand-cuffed in the front does nothing.

[ttrace35]

ive been locked up in fulton county GA and Orleans Prison Parish in LA. men and women were kept secret maybe it is different in NYC

Rikers is a bunch of different buildings on one island. One building is to house the women offenders. They are kept separate from us, but they ride with us to court. They keep them in protective cages. Can't touch them.

[ttrace35]

One think about me is I don't bullshit. People may not like me cuz I been a crook most of my life. But no way am I a bullshitter. I don't have to. I seen some crazy shit, as would anyone that been to that hell hole.

[count da money]

oh there are some sick fuks in jail i heard a story this dude tied a string to his penis and his toe and jack off to the fat chow hall ladies i have seen lots of crazy stuff in the joint

[ttrace35]

what were you in jail for, if this story is even true (which i doubt)

I don't lie wiggums. I told my story here many times. At the time this particular incident happened, I was only there on a parole violation.

[ttrace35]

Hahaha. This place is nuts

http://tc.v13.cache4.googlevideo.com...rect_counter=1

[Vaughany]

haahahahha Crazy story Trace and too disturbing to be made up!

[itchypickle]

Swear to god gates. That rikers bus is known for that. The C.O.'S don't even look back there. I got robbed for $20 on that bus when I was 17. People get slashed on that bus all the time. Hand-cuffed in the front does nothing.

Thats got to be the only corrections system in the country that let's inmates keep cash on you

Unless you meant you had $20 worth of twinkies and cheetos?

[mighty maron]

Ok chili.

Rikers Island is jail for NYC. Booklyn, bronx, manhatten, staten isle, and queens. Ok. When you have a court date, you have to get on a bus real early in the morning. Inside, its a regular school bus except the first three rows have their own cage around them(to protect snitches and women and just cowards). In the back of the bus, all kinds of foul shit goes down. Beatings, but mostly razor slashings. This is a trademark of rikers. Inmates are handuffed to the front, so might as well not even be cuffed. One day I was riding back to Rikers after a long day of court. From staten island we pick up dudes in Brooklyn then head to Rikers. I'm in the back row, and I notice this hot blond chick in the front cage by herselfam dudes are talking shit to her and she is laughing. Then she starts talking to me and I'm bullshitting with her. I go up to the front cage, and this bitch is blond, but she is butt ugly. Pizza pie face. Anyway I'm bullshitting with her and I start telling her to show me her . She does. Then I tell her to show me her pussy. She tries to, but its kinda hard with the cuffs. But she is giving us a nice titty show. Next thing I know, I look back and like 2 dudes had there dicks out. I wasn't feeling this scene anymore so I went back to my seat in the back. The two dudes jumped where I was sitting and started beating off in front of this chick. She loved it and stared urging them on. Next thing, like half the bus is jerking off to this bitch. These dudes started cumming on the fence that was protecting her. Like 3 dudes did. I was disgusted and coudnt wait to get back to rikers. Next thing made me almost throw up. This nasty bitch started licking the *** off the fence. These dirty fukkin niggas(very little cosmetics), and she was licking their nut like it was maple syrup. I never been so disgusted in my fukkin life. This nasty pig licked every fukkin drop she could reach with her tongue. No bullshit.

So at what point did you pull out a piece of fruit, dab it on her face and take a big bite.

The only reason you tell this story is that you dream of being this blonde woman every night. You hope by confessing this "story" that your confusing feelings will go away. Face it..it wont go away because your were born that way. I would blame genetics for this, accept it, and do what is natural for you. Otherwise this self hate will cause us all to suffer by more of your postings

[mighty maron]

[ttrace35]

Thats got to be the only corrections system in the country that let's inmates keep cash on you

Unless you meant you had $20 worth of twinkies and cheetos?

The inmates that got locked up from the night before and are headed to rikers for processing still have money with them. And it gets robbed by the inmates that have already been at rikers 90% of the time.