[ClimbSomeRocks]

My roommate threw a fire cracker into my room this morning. Gotta get him back. I'm thinking perhaps something simple like a cup of water in the face when he gets home. Anyone got better ideas? Can't be too extreme though, he's got guns

[Wiggums5]

first take his guns...then wait until he's sleeping and proceed to piss/shit over his bed.

[chilidog]

Put some lifesavers in the shower head. Just unscrew the showerhead, place a few hard candies in there,and screw it back.

[DevilCheese]

butter the floor so he walks in and busts his face

[chilidog]

saran wrap the inside of the toilet bowl, vaseline on the doorknobs or under the car door handle on the outside of the car, so that when he opens his car door, he'll get vaseline all over his hands

[rsnnh12]

This one is a lot easier if you have friends help...

Fill up a few hundred Dixie cups with water, and place them every 6 inches or so, all over his floor. Or fill his room up with newspaper/packing peanuts

[COYLO]

ask him if he wants a cup of coffee if so, pour boiling water into said cup - straight away pour it out again - steam will remain in the cup for a while - it'll look like the cups full of hot coffee - as your handing it to him acidentally drop it on him - guaranteed to scare the shit outta him. my fookin ex wife allways did it to me worked every time lol.

Put some lifesavers in the shower head. Just unscrew the showerhead, place a few hard candies in there,and screw it back.

what will this do chilli?

[chilidog]

what will this do chilli?

If you put some lifesavers hard candy (get the light-colored ones) in the showerhead, then when he takes a hot shower, the hot water will melt the lifesavers, and spray the liquid sugar candy all over him, but he won't have a clue. when he tries off and gets dressed, he'll feel sticky all over him, lol, because yah, now he's covered in liquid sugar. imagine just licking a sucker or jolly rancher or whatever, and then rubbing it on your skin - it's that feeling. Except he'll have no clue why he's so sticky. so maybe he'll try to take another shower to clean the sticky off of him. LOL. But since you put more than 1 lifesaver candy in there, he'll just keep on getting sticky, until the hot water eventually melts away all the lifesavers. It's soooo funny.

[chilidog]

here's a vid showing how to do it, except they're using chicken bouillon cubes.

[COYLO]

awesome im gonna prank everyone i know with that one ha ha

[pinchylarue]

put saran wrap underneath your toilet seat and when he pees it will reflect and hit him

[benjy]

I'd consider "pennying" his door. A firecracker is pretty nasty.

Chili's lifesaver idea sounds awesome though.

[head_strong]

if you do the cup of water, lean the cup above the seal of the door with the door just cracked enough to balance the cup at an angle, when he opens his door all the way the cup has not choice but to fall on his head.

[Flyers21]

So what did you end up doing?

[VegasVixen]

Great ideas here guys! Wonder what his payback of choice was?

[Straight Cash]

How about a good ole fashioned punch in the face.

[robmpink]

maybe when he is sleeping, you could stick your head up his arse.

[Ninersnut]

Take a shit in his pillow case.

[JMobile]

I know it's late but this is what I done;

But some salt and sugar inside his bed. Basically the salt and sugar is between his sheet and blanket and since salt and sugar are small, it's sometimes unnoticeable.

[DRZ]

throw his toothbrush in the tiolet. then tell him in a couple days that you did it

[Lazy-Man]

Saran wrap on toilet is the best

[spurginobili]

Pour the shampoo out of his bottle and replace it with Nair hair remover. Although this might get you shot.

[ngates815]

Tomorrow morning wake him up by blowing him. He may think it's a girl, and then realize it's you and throw you off him (funny)

He may see it's you and let you keep going (funny)

At least you'll know if he's gay or not.

[samgurt]

Put some lifesavers in the shower head. Just unscrew the showerhead, place a few hard candies in there,and screw it back.

i had this prank done to me before. it honestly wasn't too terrible.

[sparkyasu]

Punch him in the kidney

[icsky3]

You have to go all out if you are going to do it...just do it big like big yes BIG!!

[samdapatriotsfan]

Take a shit in his pillow case.

Tomorrow morning wake him up by blowing him. He may think it's a girl, and then realize it's you and throw you off him (funny)

He may see it's you and let you keep going (funny)

At least you'll know if he's gay or not.

[bozeman]

take a toothpaste and put lots of it on his hair when he sleeps = he will be surprized to find himself glue to the pillow

[jnickell100]

Tomorrow morning wake him up by blowing him. He may think it's a girl, and then realize it's you and throw you off him (funny) He may see it's you and let you keep going (funny) At least you'll know if he's gay or not.

This is the funniest thing ive heard hahahaa

[Stallion]

This could be the best thread ever.

[Ian]

The bullion prank looked good!

[pico]

i would to hate to have you as a roommate

[ClimbSomeRocks]

I found out he's deathly afraid of spiders. Like his one and only big fear. I kept telling him I was going to find some spiders. I couldn't, but I got a few fake ones and put them in his shoes and bed. He screamed like a girl when he put his shoes on. 5 days later and he still hasn't found the one in his bed