1. 04-01-11 01:01 AM #1
    Vindicate
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    Rate my April Fools joke

    im going to take a squirt gun to the bank it looks real srs and point it at the bank teller and be like empty out the money. after i will be like lol jk april fools let me just make a deposit real fast
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  2. 04-01-11 01:09 AM #2
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    They may not like your sense of humor .
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  3. 04-01-11 01:18 AM #3
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    do it, and take a video of it
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  4. 04-01-11 01:18 AM #4
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    Dude I would advise not to do that, just saying that "sounds" like a robbery could land you in trouble.
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  5. 04-01-11 01:43 AM #5
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    10 years in prison is worth it
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  6. 04-01-11 01:46 AM #6
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    Good Luck with this im sure you will make it on the news
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  7. 04-01-11 01:46 AM #7
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    I say after you get the money make a run for it. But If cops get you then tell them April fools day haha.
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  8. 04-01-11 01:47 AM #8
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    Do it...whats the worst thing that can happen? oh ya .... Go to jail. Do not mess with a Federal Institution
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  9. 04-01-11 02:04 AM #9
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    Just pleaes have a friend record it for us please
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  10. 04-01-11 02:21 AM #10
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    yea record it, you'll become a youtube star while you're in jail
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  11. 04-01-11 02:27 AM #11
    SBRMAN23
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    Haha wow yea if you do do it pls record
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  12. 04-01-11 03:07 AM #12
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    lol see u in court
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  13. 04-01-11 03:09 AM #13
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    haha funny joke vin
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  14. 04-01-11 03:16 AM #14
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    I'm sure you can get it pled down from attempted robbery if it's just a squirt gun. Maybe intent to cause emotional distress or something...

    Disclaimer: This is a joke. Do not attempt... Unless you have a very good attorney.
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  15. 04-01-11 03:48 AM #15
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  16. 04-01-11 03:51 AM #16
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    very bad idea. pretty childish too. u might got shot and u prob will be in trouble. thats not even creative. try harder.
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  17. 04-01-11 03:56 AM #17
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  18. 04-01-11 04:28 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindicate View Post
    im going to take a squirt gun to the bank it looks real srs and point it at the bank teller and be like empty out the money. after i will be like lol jk april fools let me just make a deposit real fast
    i'm sure they will laugh at your joke and give a enormous bag of cash.

    try it today !
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  19. 04-01-11 05:14 AM #19
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    sounds like a plan
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  20. 04-01-11 05:44 AM #20
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    Sounds like a good prank to me
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  21. 04-01-11 05:57 AM #21
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    A Federal Courthouse would be funnier, they are known for their wacky sense of humor. It would go over big. Make sure and video the ensuing hilarity. You will be a star!
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  22. 04-01-11 06:24 AM #22
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    Good luck Hope you have a good lawyer
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  23. 04-01-11 06:38 AM #23
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    I thought about setting it up so what when my wife comes home from work today, I'm slouched over the kitchen table, with a few lines of a white powdery substance in front of me, and some blood dripping out of my nose. Mixture of flour/sugar for the blow, and a mixture of ketchup/molasses for the blood.

    Last year I put some red koolaid and lifesavers in her showerhead, that was hilarious.
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  24. 04-01-11 07:06 AM #24
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    lol interesting to say the least
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  25. 04-01-11 07:07 AM #25
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    Seems flawless. What do you really have to lose.
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  26. 04-01-11 07:10 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindicate View Post
    im going to take a squirt gun to the bank it looks real srs and point it at the bank teller and be like empty out the money. after i will be like lol jk april fools let me just make a deposit real fast
    I don't advise you to do this. They won't take it as a joke.

    You can only do this if your gun is colorful and totally looks like a watergun.
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  27. 04-01-11 07:18 AM #27
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    Foolproof idea, IMO. And when you're getting arrested, squirt the cops. Life is like a TV sitcom, I'm sure it'll all work itself out.
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  28. 04-01-11 01:48 PM #28
    Vindicate
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    Just getting home now.


    they just gave me all their money
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  29. 04-01-11 01:50 PM #29
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    "....is going to be a daddy"

    then 12 hours later




    "n/m... Thank God for abortions"
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  30. 04-01-11 01:57 PM #30
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    The bank teller will like it. Do it and tell us how it turns out
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  31. 04-01-11 01:58 PM #31
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    If you actually did this and got it on video you would be POTM for April guaranteed.

    Hell, you dont even need to get it on video yourself, just record the tv when it's on the news later tonight.
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  32. 04-01-11 01:59 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Navillus13 View Post
    "....is going to be a daddy"

    then 12 hours later

    "n/m... Thank God for abortions"
    LOL - I love this one!
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  33. 04-01-11 02:07 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Navillus13 View Post
    "....is going to be a daddy" then 12 hours later "n/m... Thank God for abortions"
    I literally LOL'd...
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  34. 04-01-11 02:24 PM #34
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    good idea .... to become famous for one night news
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  35. 04-01-11 02:38 PM #35
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    u would make the news
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