1. 03-30-11 09:19 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyDunlop View Post
    She's batshit crazy and looking for wang.
    exactly
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  2. 03-30-11 09:21 AM #37
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    After work, cover her face with Chloroform and bang that shit like a pornstar. She'll save some money.
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  3. 03-30-11 09:22 AM #38
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    Prediction.

    Banging her is going to end badly. Just sayin'.
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  4. 03-30-11 09:32 AM #39
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    she wants u to strangle her and take over her job.
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  5. 03-30-11 09:34 AM #40
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    It's a setup. She want you to hit on her so she can then turn around and claim you are sexually harassing her. Watch out for this one.
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  6. 03-30-11 09:34 AM #41
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    she's only known you 2 weeks and she telling you this, very bad sign. she def not looking for dick.

    don't acknowledge her talk about this, if you do you will be the vent guy, whom she goes to every time she has a stupid fukking fight with her hubby. don't reciprocate with questions if you don't want to be that guy!
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  7. 03-30-11 09:45 AM #42
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    it means she wants you to show her your ooohhh face
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  8. 03-30-11 10:17 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post
    it means she wants you to show her your ooohhh face
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  9. 03-30-11 10:28 AM #44
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    Work romances don't work. Stay away!

    I got fired from a job, was caught by the manager fukking my coworker in a storage room. Wasn't a particularly good job, was young and just doing it to earn some extra bucks, so I wasn't heartbroken. Couldn't put that one on my resume though.
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  10. 03-30-11 11:35 AM #45
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    She's starving for attention dude,her husband probably does give her enough.Bang the shit out of her,she will probably bring it up in counselling to try and make her husband jealous.Fukk it dude,bone this bitch.
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  11. 03-30-11 01:26 PM #46
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    It's obvious what she intends. But wait until AFTER the divorce.
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  12. 03-30-11 01:45 PM #47
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    Hit it!
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  13. 03-30-11 02:31 PM #48
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    Need more info Helicopter...What else do you talk about? Did she just say that and nothing else with her legs open?
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  14. 03-30-11 02:32 PM #49
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    yup just go ahead and hit it
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  15. 03-30-11 03:41 PM #50
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    stay away...

    more reasons not to do it, than there are reasons to do it...
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  16. 03-30-11 03:47 PM #51
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    Stay away whatever you do........unless she's at least an 8
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  17. 03-30-11 04:16 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy0607 View Post
    troubleeee nothing but troubleeee
    Yes, big big trouble.
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  18. 03-30-11 04:40 PM #53
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    Not much to go on, but it sounds like a potential disaster. if you like the job at all, stay away.
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  19. 03-30-11 08:52 PM #54
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    If you see a line of men with their pants off around her desk...do not ask any questions...just get in line!!!
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  20. 03-30-11 09:04 PM #55
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    She def wants u to hit but do u ?
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  21. 03-30-11 10:40 PM #56
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    General rule of thumb........Don't get your meat where you make your bread.
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  22. 03-30-11 11:06 PM #57
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    why would you even want to get involved with a woman that's seeking a marriage counselor
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  23. 03-30-11 11:06 PM #58
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    couldn't agree more with meader well said
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  24. 03-30-11 11:07 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    u need to fuk her if u want to keep ur job
    haha you right
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  25. 03-30-11 11:07 PM #60
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    Stay data away you'll be glad you did
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  26. 03-30-11 11:09 PM #61
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    Does she Vajazzle?
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  27. 03-31-11 01:50 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Work romances don't work. Stay away! I got fired from a job, was caught by the manager fukking my coworker in a storage room. Wasn't a particularly good job, was young and just doing it to earn some extra bucks, so I wasn't heartbroken. Couldn't put that one on my resume though.
    You could list the job and say it shows you were a good people-pleaser, your attractiveness will inspire customers/employees, and that you can help if the boss wants a little stress-release.
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  28. 03-31-11 01:52 AM #63
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    That means she trying to fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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  29. 03-31-11 02:02 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
    General rule of thumb........Don't get your meat where you make your bread.
    well said.

    i would still hit it.
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  30. 03-31-11 04:56 AM #65
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    LOL, you guys make me laugh.........
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  31. 03-31-11 04:56 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    she's only known you 2 weeks and she telling you this, very bad sign. she def not looking for dick.

    don't acknowledge her talk about this, if you do you will be the vent guy, whom she goes to every time she has a stupid fukking fight with her hubby. don't reciprocate with questions if you don't want to be that guy!
    I agree with this.
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  32. 03-31-11 05:02 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by STFU View Post
    girls always confide in gay dudes. She thinks your gay.
    Lolll.
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  33. 03-31-11 08:26 AM #68
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    I guess you being gay would make sense...Any horny straight guy would be telling everyone how he ****** this crazy chick at work...
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  34. 03-31-11 08:37 AM #69
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    Just bang her on her desk and you will get promoted....more money and your both happy
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  35. 03-31-11 09:32 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by suicideking08 View Post
    well said.

    i would still hit it.
    Me too. It's a general rule, not for everyone.
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