1. 03-28-11 10:27 PM #1
    D3 Mighty Ducks
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    Lady Issue

    Girlfriend texts me "Terrible day with a bittersweet ending..."

    The fcuk does that even mean? Haha
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  2. 03-28-11 10:43 PM #2
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    Weirdly phrased, terrible day with an ending that's both good and bad? Clearly she wants you to ask whats wrong and then she'll tell you a long boring story...have fun with that
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  3. 03-28-11 10:53 PM #3
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    I agree with the doctor's assesment.
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  4. 03-28-11 10:54 PM #4
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    Just told her I'm going to bed and avoided the whole situation.

    Realistically, I'm just looking at tomorrows card.

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  5. 03-28-11 10:59 PM #5
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    Nicely played sir.
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  6. 03-28-11 10:59 PM #6
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    Maybe she had a bad day at work, and her "man" friend at work railed her out good, and shot a load in her mouth. Maybe it was bittersweet.

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  7. 03-28-11 11:00 PM #7
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    System double posted.
    Last edited by onlooker; 03-28-11 at 11:00 PM. Reason: Mods delete.
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  8. 03-28-11 11:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    Just told her I'm going to bed and avoided the whole situation. Realistically, I'm just looking at tomorrows card.
    right move, GL with your picks today
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  9. 03-28-11 11:01 PM #9
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    who knows bro
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  10. 03-28-11 11:01 PM #10
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    Good call.
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  11. 03-28-11 11:01 PM #11
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    Do not try Ambien you will do dumb things in front of ladies.
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  12. 03-28-11 11:03 PM #12
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    Good luck on your picks too, Iceminers.

    Thanks men I know when to make the right move.
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  13. 03-28-11 11:03 PM #13
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    She was definitely leading into boring story. If she tries to approach subject again tell her you'd love to hear it right after she blows you. Promise her sweet for you bitter for her. Then pretend(or really) to go to sleep.
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  14. 03-28-11 11:29 PM #14
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    And this is why I'm single... because I don't give a damn about issues like this.
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  15. 03-29-11 04:16 PM #15
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    maybe she wants to be consoled
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  16. 03-29-11 04:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Maybe she had a bad day at work, and her "man" friend at work railed her out good, and shot a load in her mouth. Maybe it was bittersweet.

    I'm happy someone else said it...I didn't want to be that guy again today.


    But yes, I would of just avoided the text all together with no response. Then when she asks about receiving a text from her, I'd just say, phone was on silent, I had a headache.
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  17. 03-29-11 04:29 PM #17
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    It sounds like a typical Facebook status update to me
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  18. 03-29-11 05:27 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Maybe she had a bad day at work, and her "man" friend at work railed her out good, and shot a load in her mouth. Maybe it was bittersweet.

    Damn...now that's right to the point
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  19. 03-29-11 06:34 PM #19
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    i hate when people post stuff like that on facebook. i root for everyone to boycott that person and not ask about them about it, but no, some donkey always has to reply, "awww what's the matter sweetie?" as if they really care. they just feel obligated to feed the facebook.
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  20. 03-29-11 06:39 PM #20
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    sounds like a typical woman issue
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  21. 03-29-11 07:32 PM #21
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    probably means she is breaking up with you.
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  22. 03-29-11 07:39 PM #22
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    She wanted you to fukk her, but she knew you were too busy thinking of tomorrows card.
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  23. 03-29-11 09:43 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by bamacards View Post
    probably means she is breaking up with you.
    Wooooo
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  24. 03-29-11 11:13 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post

    Wooooo
    I thought y'all were married with a new baby?? Am I totally off here??

    Who the fukk knows?? Lots of dudes around here......
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