1. 03-27-11 07:32 PM #1
    pavyracer
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    What's the best substitute for toothpaste?

    Lets say you run out of toothpaste and all the stores are closed and can't borrow from neighbors. What would you do?

    Eat an apple?
    Gargle with baking soda?
    Gargle with epsom salt?
    Rub with a solution of salt and lemon juice?
    Vinegar?
    Vodka?

    Any other ideas?
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  2. 03-27-11 07:34 PM #2
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    Brush with baking soda.
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  3. 03-27-11 07:34 PM #3
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    not brush
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  4. 03-27-11 07:34 PM #4
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    floss with your girlfriends pubic hair
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  5. 03-27-11 07:34 PM #5
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    Brush with baking soda and salt.
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    baking soda i have heard
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  7. 03-27-11 07:43 PM #7
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    gargle vodka.
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  8. 03-27-11 07:45 PM #8
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    Shoot yourself in the face
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  9. 03-27-11 07:45 PM #9
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    I would fukking kill myself if I ever ran out of tooth paste or whitening strips.

    Oh, the horror.......
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  10. 03-27-11 07:46 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Shoot yourself in the face
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would fukking kill myself if I ever ran out of tooth paste or whitening strips. Oh, the horror.......
    We're a couple of high maintenance broads....
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  11. 03-27-11 07:47 PM #11
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    use a nut cracker (or some other tool that can grip the tube) and slide the tube thru a tight grip. Keep the cap on (if you still have it ) and slide to get the paste toward the cap. You'll get more than enough toothpaste to last until you can get to the store.
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    Eating an apple helps
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    Quote Originally Posted by hhsilver View Post
    use a nut cracker (or some other tool that can grip the tube) and slide the tube thru a tight grip. Keep the cap on (if you still have it ) and slide to get the paste toward the cap. You'll get more than enough toothpaste to last until you can get to the store.
    Or a vise grip if you're a man.
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  14. 03-27-11 07:53 PM #14
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    I would wash my mouth out with salt water.

    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Shoot yourself in the face
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  15. 03-27-11 07:57 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    We're a couple of high maintenance broads....


    also one could chews those gums that clean your mouth, can't for the life of me remember what they're called.

    dentyne? orbits?
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  16. 03-27-11 08:03 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post

    We're a couple of high maintenance broads....
    I wouldn't actually kill myself....but I would be freaked the fukk out if I ran out of toothpaste.

    I admit I'm kind of a freak about brushing. I probably brush at least 5-6 times a day. Definitely after every meal.
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  17. 03-27-11 08:47 PM #17
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    Scoop vag juice from deep within with your toothbrush, then brush your teeth with it.
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  18. 03-27-11 08:52 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    floss with your girlfriends pubic hair
    That's the sharp answer.... if I were u pavy id eat an apple then gargle with salt water. Then brush with baking soda
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  19. 03-27-11 08:54 PM #19
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    just wouldnt brush, I dont foresee any situation where the stores are gonna be closed that goddamn long, and if you are somewhere that theres not a store to go get toothpaste thats open or wont be open in the next 4-6 hours close by, then some plaque is the least of your fukin worries
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    gum
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  21. 03-27-11 09:13 PM #21
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    umm just don't brush
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  22. 03-27-11 09:14 PM #22
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    gargle with mouth wash.
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